Submitted 13 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Whoever gets there first gets the banana
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”
“Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025
We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a “piss boy” so makes sense.
Monkeys love banana
But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew
Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?
If there a third season? I wasn’t sure if they wrapped it they way to be over
Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think
Not two not three, a banana
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
Cavendish or Gros Michelle?
Gros Michelle already when extinction, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(
You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
*Limited supplies (10)
Whiskey_iicarus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
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Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all