People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Whoever gets there first gets the banana
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
“Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Relevant