LordCrom
@LordCrom@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm sure it'll be fine! 1 day ago:
Hire me… a greybeard that does cobol and fortran
- Comment on Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94 1 day ago:
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 1 week ago:
What i did was eliminate a bunch of stuff that did not relatebto the position first. E.g. ai does not care you volunteer at a food shelter if the job is for carpentry.
Dont include it if the position doesnt require it.
E.g. dont put “proficient in Word” unless the request states “candidate must be proficienr in wors”. Also if they ask for someone proficient in mail merging welcome letters from names in ms access… then put exactly that on the C.V.Dont just list software you know…parrot their requests back at them…thisis what i mean about tailoring the reaume to the position.
I went with skills first, Then a list of companies for work history without explaining what i did there except for 1 position that seemex to want a list of accomplishments at a previous job.
Extras tha might help come last.
Just the facts, leave the talking points for the interview. Thats the time to bring up your food shelter volunteer work.
Match the job requests in the CV to get past the non human filters first.
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 1 week ago:
The worst part of job hunting was tailoring your reaume to match a job posting for each job…just to try and get by the AI filters and get humans to look at it.
Once i learned how to fool most HR filters, i started to get calls from companies.
Its all a fucking game
- Comment on Dumb glasses 2 weeks ago:
Facebook has a profile on everyone. Accounts or not. They are just like every other data broker. All they want is access to more data and more data.
All that medical data is the holy grail… Anyone who thinks medical data will remain private is naive. All it takes is very deep pockets and lawmakers who want contributions to change the laws.
- Comment on Haha yes society is great 2 weeks ago:
Heyoooo
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 2 weeks ago:
Turn off display enemy moves and it goes much faster.
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 2 weeks ago:
Omg its 6am and I need to go to work
- Comment on How would I improve Wifi consistency within my house? 4 weeks ago:
I know you specified WiFi… But Ethernet over power lines works for me to the edges of my WiFi range. The adapters are pretty inexpensive and you don’t deal with WiFi congestion.
Just another option.
- Comment on Americans: How the hell do you meet new people or get into relationships after college? 4 weeks ago:
This. I miss being in a band. Did this in high school and college. We played local clubs and bars. It was fun.
But as an adult, who can find 3other people willing to play at all, or even commit to a 1 hour get together to practice… Performing is probably never going to happen again.
- Comment on Why is Iran attacking Dubai and Kuwait? 4 weeks ago:
I hope Iran bombs the crap out of isreal. Let them suffer the same level of destruction that Palestinians have suffered at their hands.
- Comment on No you don't sit on it. In the olden days people used this to make orange juice 5 weeks ago:
Omg wtf
- Comment on ICE agents attempt to arrest US Citizen in St Peter, Minnesota 1 month ago:
If I am boxed in by a car with no police lights with masked men jumping out and immediately pointing guns at me… Floor it. This is self defense because I have no way of knowing who is threatening my life. With guns drawn you can’t see POLICE on the vests either.
I would prefer that and deal with the aftermath after.
- Comment on With the ICE raids coming up at a very faster rate, do we need more self-defense (or community defense organizing) classes? 2 months ago:
Youre optimistic about taking it to court when ice will kidnap you and deport you without ever seeing a lawyer or a judge.
- Comment on Priorities 2 months ago:
i could fully undrstand 5k for such a handsome and good puppy
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 3 months ago:
How many people use that as the MS bitlocker password…lol
- Comment on My Religion 3 months ago:
Crom gives you everything you need at birth. Then he ignores your prayers.
Pray for a pot of gold while you are at it.
- Comment on My Religion 3 months ago:
Metal is my religion.
And Judas is my Priest.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 3 months ago:
In the police academy movie, its what the white asshole called the black lady who ran over his foot… which made hightower fucking pissed at him and flipped the car he was hiding in.
So its probably a bad slur.
- Comment on Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate? 4 months ago:
If someone asks, “What would Jesus do?” Remember that flipping tables and whipping a bitch are viable options.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 4 months ago:
The Heinz relish aint so bad… i use it and its ok. I miss the Coney Island deli we used to have here 20 years ago… its become a laundry now.
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 4 months ago:
According to yhe bible in revelation…its all thw word of God, and dont you dare change 1 word or youll get all the plagues and shit om you.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 4 months ago:
I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 4 months ago:
Heres a secret. Men wrote thise rules also… not a burning, talking bush.
- Comment on Republicans Swiftly File Lawsuit in Bid to Block California’s New House Maps 4 months ago:
Crybabies. They have no problems when they do this.
- Comment on What's the best way to ease getting back in shape after years of little to no exercise? 5 months ago:
I always say, get a dog. Youll walk every day, you play in the park or backyard. Plus dogs are just awesome companions and help with positive attitudes.
Its a commitment, but i couldnt imagine not having a dog with me. Humans and dogs belong together.
- Comment on Secondsies 5 months ago:
What about elenvensies?
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 5 months ago:
Not true if you are in a no fault state. In Florida, diesn matter who’s at fault…you go through your own insurance and bear the coat of increased premiums …even if its 100% other guts fault.
Had a car totalled. 2018 elantra. Ins gave me 8k, black book value… But a replacement could not be found for less than 17k for same model, blue book value+dealer profit shit.
Wtf.
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 5 months ago:
Well, there technically may not be an eternity. Universe is 14 billion years old now…in 32 trillion years or so the last black holes and last particles will cease to exist. Time will no longer have any meaning, and the nothingness will be all there is.
What a shit hand we were dealt.
- Comment on Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime 6 months ago:
This should be top page and sent to every politician out there. If the parallels to Nazi Germany aren’t already obvious, maybe this would hit home.