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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people get paid good money for outsourcing their back end. Some also get paid for outsourcing other peoples’ back ends, but that is generally frowned upon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Silly birbs, you never stopped being dinosaurs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid Theory: Scientists Are Actually Wizards⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wizard and wisdom come from the same root, so yeah. A wizard is just a person that knows more than people around him. The wise person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Back in my days there were no neurodivergent people”

  mf back in his days when asked to cut pizza:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Split queues for casual groceries and ranked competitive groceries

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sold in Belgrade...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I don’t think anyone investigated putin… at least, not without falling out of the window soon after

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just here for the memes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you’d be able to report their posts for reason other than “me no like”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is kissing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exchanging germs to synchronize antivirus databases

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's dad is a tailor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sly and bi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, you’re just here to insult people. Good day, then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the same way that the sunlight’s spectrum has the most energy of green wavelengths, which are conveniently in the middle of the light spectrum visible by humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who said anything about fusion? I thought the only thing that matters is the position of the barycentre, as you insisted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The barycentre of Sun-Jupiter system is outside of the Sun half the time. It’s a really bad metric for determining that, as it depends on the distance between two bodies and not just on their relative masses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would make Earth-Moon a binary planet. Which I’m cool with, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coprolites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are they called coprolites? Mine is actually quite heavy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Planet is just not a very useful distinction. Like, Mercury, Mars, Ceres and Ganymede have more in common with each other than Jupiter or Neptune.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They said ruin, not upgrade

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not resist.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Battling the intrusive thoughts and losing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hourly sin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let Jesus take the… rudder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoiler alert⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course it does. Check behind you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you need both legs to turn the pedals on those

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Invades Poland with what? More drones?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breed back better, or whatever Biden said⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly the peak of evolution

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breed back better, or whatever Biden said⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do fungi converge into?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belief⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are three periods in a man’s life:

  • he believes in Santa
  • he doesn’t believe in Santa
  • he is Santa
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kompetitive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speedy Delivery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The universe might not care, but we do. And that is the entire point indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog On Porch not included⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh, you’re a geologist? Name every rock”

  “Challenge accepted”

  “Wait no-”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 I can show u tha world...🎵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one is a hawk two

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What I realized at 29 years old is that adults don’t exist. Everyone just figures it out on the fly and pretends to be wiser. Sometimes to elevate ourselves above other people, sometimes to give them an opportunity to steady themselves in the uncertain world.

  Realizing my parents, grandparents, school teachers and so on had always been just people hit pretty hard, somewhere in my twenties.

  But this also means that everyone deserves to have a moment to stop pretending and just comfort themselves. It’s not a sin to be childish.