rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take their money and arrest those responsible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Trains and trams are based af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And the janky camera controls. Those, sadly, can’t be mitigated much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The difficulty slider in Souls games is how many levels you’ve invested into health

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wishboner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, orcas are fish! So are humans. Either all vertebrates are fish or fish don’t exist, if you try to define a group of species related to each other as fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ate there more galaxies in the universe, than stars that can be seen from Earth with the naked eye, or with a telescope?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For us, it might as well be. Infinity, zero, any other value. We can’t measure what’s outside of the observable universe, by definition, so we can’t confirm any theories with an experiment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just like in the book!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course it’s in Australia, where else would it naturally spawn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think I got bit by a very small vampire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two extremely coordinated mosquitos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weapons for defense only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You shouldn’t underestimate the damage you can inflict by whacking someone in the face with a shield, either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost 30yo male here, usually once a day, rarely twice. Been like that since I was a teenager, to the best of my memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've slandered lemmy.ml! The CCP is disappointed. Social credit reduced: -5000⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interestingly, in some countries you’d be charged with posting Soviet imagery, while in russia the actual crime would be using blahaj since they outlaw “LGBT propaganda”, whatever they think that is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50,424 AD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, mammals will evolve into anteaters instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dios mio⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From the look of that package, someone already did

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flirtation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let that sink in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound financial advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Simply live in a household with two people, and then demand food from both of them where the other can’t hear it. Easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨excuse me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The law of equivalent exchange

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good song for the 4th!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My portable AC arrived just yesterday. I still haven’t installed a properly sealed hot air outtake into the window, but with some improvisation I got it to the “good enough” level

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fingies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you actually run on the tips of your fingernails, yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨russia deadass fell offf⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah they were always homophobic and always trying to spread it across the whole post Soviet space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not downvoting the word usage, I’m downvoting the stupid tiktok fuckass self censoring.

  If you want to say the word, say it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this is accurate. One of the teams is going to get fucked by the end of the match

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BANG!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little yapping dickheads are usually the ones launching fireworks next to residences

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovery phase⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The tolerant left when they discover they’re lactose intolerant (they spent the last 5 hours shitting their brains out)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AC is off in this house at my request🤠⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, a bisexual:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Bluetooth is turned off on my Windows 11 pc but the Bluetooth mouse still works. How is that possible if Bluetooth is turned off?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is most likely. I have a wireless mouse which has an option to switch between direct 2.4GHz connection to a dongle and Bluetooth. I use the latter when on my laptop, but the former when on desktop PC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tungsten reinforced sphincter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spaloga⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I wonder how I can measure the dimensions of a solid object of irregular shape?”

  The humble calipers:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or anything that doesn’t. You never know until you try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when you need to make a shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  absolutely not?