rockerface
@rockerface@lemmy.cafe
Cis white bisexual guy from Ukraine.
Formerly @rockerface@lemm.ee
- Comment on Start-up idea 2 days ago:
That’s how you can tell Discworld is a work of fiction. It has rich people that are actually sensible about their wealth
- Comment on Name it 2 days ago:
Arknights Endfield, unironically
- Comment on Start-up idea 3 days ago:
Ah yes, the Sam Vimes’ boots theory
- Comment on Bonobos can "play pretend" 5 days ago:
Not to mention, wearing both blindfolds at once is very uncomfortable on top of my glasses
- Comment on Bonobos can "play pretend" 5 days ago:
Should have given him a bard instead
- Comment on Twice the rejection 6 days ago:
I’m just bi-myself
- Comment on So disappointing 1 week ago:
Yes, glows with happiness and pride at her children! How did you know?
Wait a minute… Dad?
- Comment on So disappointing 1 week ago:
Everything glows, just depends on the energy levels and wave length
- Comment on So disappointing 1 week ago:
It’s glowing in infrared
- Comment on How did "ancient humans" got the idea to pierce their ears/body ? 1 week ago:
Just getting lucky, then
- Comment on How did "ancient humans" got the idea to pierce their ears/body ? 1 week ago:
how did they even prevented infection/allergies
Well, they either got lucky or died. But also, alcohol probably already existed at the time.
- Comment on Noooooo 1 week ago:
You’re probably right to assume the second option, since I can’t imagine you being a very competent supervisor with takes like these
- Comment on Noooooo 1 week ago:
And this is why I only take requests in full text from the start, so thanks for proving my point for me.
- Comment on Noooooo 1 week ago:
Sure, we can have that call right now. After the call, I’ll ask you to summarize the follow-up steps in an email
- Comment on Gonna be here a while 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Truth hurts! 2 weeks ago:
Industrial grade borb
- Comment on ex-kakapo 2 weeks ago:
New Zealand, yeah
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 2 weeks ago:
In case you are more into word puzzles, here’s 12 word searches
- Comment on saturday wisdom 2 weeks ago:
Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 2 weeks ago:
That explains why only the smaller ones survived
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 2 weeks ago:
“Lai” also means “bark” in russian, so they just named the dog Barky before yeeting into space
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 2 weeks ago:
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 2 weeks ago:
From my experience, being an asshole does not correlate to gender
- Comment on I think this belongs here 2 weeks ago:
Do NOT take this if you caught a cold. One sneeze and half of your apartment is gone.
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 2 weeks ago:
That is definitely one of the worst ways to hit on someone. “How are you still single” is not the compliment you might think it is.
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 2 weeks ago:
This is obviously fake and gay™, but PSA: if something similar happens to you IRL, it’s not therapy being useless, it’s therapist being an asshole and genuinely harmful to their patients.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 3 weeks ago:
My favourite past is “repeatedly”
- Comment on Anon has a tip 3 weeks ago:
Some people get paid good money for outsourcing their back end. Some also get paid for outsourcing other peoples’ back ends, but that is generally frowned upon.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Silly birbs, you never stopped being dinosaurs
- Comment on Valid Theory: Scientists Are Actually Wizards 4 weeks ago:
Wizard and wisdom come from the same root, so yeah. A wizard is just a person that knows more than people around him. The wise person.