rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I finally figured it out!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With all the speed of an unladen swallow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also not needlessly gendered, so that’s another point in favour!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The reason for all of the inconveniences you’ve listed is the car-centric urban infrastructure. So yeah, fuck cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Man up” is just a universal thought terminating cliche whenever a person that happens to present masculine complains about anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is emotional intelligence.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Intelligence” isn’t about knowing a lot of stuff or even having experience. It’s about being able to use your knowledge and experience to solve problems. So, by that logic, emotional intelligence means a skill of solving problems pertaining to emotions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Induced Demand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Having well maintained public transport within 3 minutes of walking sounds way better than driving to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight up spiritual⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mystic Dicky, is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dang it, know I need new hardware⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still runs Doom, Skyrim and 3 generations of free2play gacha games

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I had to go through a giant tank of water to spot this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon didn't like the loot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The best weapon in new game+, maybe. Have you seen the stat requirements on that thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My best estimate is another 6-7 months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As is every insult

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every man must face his demons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real bossfight is when you’re holding in a fart but need to sneeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% tru btw⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a bisexual man, both points are true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow meow meow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They fill every available area and volume at the same time, indeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thr Prawn of a New Generation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure kelp is on its way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thr Prawn of a New Generation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not so shrimple now, is it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why nor????⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain why Gandalf likes visiting the Shire so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is the buttplug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So there’s this game called Arknights, which is set in a universe where they didn’t figure out the gunpowder, but they gave rocks that can be used to fuel the magic (and also give you magic rock cancer, go figure). So they have guns, but they’re basically only usable by one race of characters that are known for their innate talent for precise magic control, and everyone else sticks to crossbows and ballistas, or else more traditional magic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Revolvers would work, surely. There’s zero electronics and an extremely simple internal mechanism. If door hinges work, so should revolvers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liminal Space⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is a human Who lives on earth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [citation needed]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a tough case...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your last name Dresden by any chance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badabadeedabadie!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it made the magic system even less coherent. Polyjuice was described as physically changing your body to match the target, to the level of individual body parts changing one by one. Somehow excluding vocal cords from that is just not logical.

  Not that Harry Potter magic system is well defined to begin with, but movies certainly made it worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The book polyjuice did change your voice, IIRC