rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions nature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, a technique 4chan hasn’t used since the Heian era

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a good parent, keep your children safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I am vexed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Little Bobby Tables strikes again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just bee yourself, they said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wavelengths⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They basically have most of visual processing offloaded to cones because of how simplistic their nervous system has to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now why did I open the fridge again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mach 10 boner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing the atoms (and the subatomic particles) are pulled back together as the universe expands. The same way we are pulled to Earth by gravity and don’t fly off into space as the universe expands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wowee⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the optimal packing of 16 Polands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just ate this entire tub of great value yogurt and currently preparing to die tonight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure to stay hydrated if you do get the shits. Your body is using up all water it can get hold of to flush itself out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t know Iron Man has this much product placement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨untitled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Birds be like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨audition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, ranked competitive pissing breaks out of Twitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You come across two AI chat bots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask a goldfish for advice and compare the responses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta reclaim them nutrients if they’re going to die anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 layers is minimum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually toss them into the bin instead of the toilet. If there’s no bin, sorry, I value my ass being clean more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 layers is minimum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wet wipes make do. Not a perfect approximation by any means, but better than dry wiping with what feels like a wad of sandpaper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sound very inconvenient indeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yumi at the dentist (Yappcat)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the ratio of open furries to closeted furries, of course

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was initially confused because that’s just a regular shower around here. Didn’t realize there are fixed showerheads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most could work on anyone really⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, “you sound emotional” is bad how?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  or you use the same one on your face and ass

  if that’s a concern, you’re doing a bad job of washing your ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We owe a lot to Ohio⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obyeo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science is iterative⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: crabs are only the underwater peak of evolution. Land mammals seem to converge into anteaters, and plants into trees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science is iterative⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s a good power generation method, sir”

  looks inside

  boiling water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doot doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Terraria underground jungle theme starts playing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨... new political compass just dropped?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one actually adheres to the Pac-man theory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Ice Ball Earth Theory⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve come around in the end, it seems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worldwide political spectrum according to some Lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh, hey, Kyiv is technically still on the left!