rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “I wonder how I can measure the dimensions of a solid object of irregular shape?”

  The humble calipers:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Or anything that doesn’t. You never know until you try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when you need to make a shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  absolutely not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen to your body⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My body wants to order the biggest burger on the menu so I can unhinged my jaws like a snake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is given an ultimatum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: anon actually communicating with his parents

  Gay: Starbucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or we respect the right for people to identify as any sexual orientation and identity, including straight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just hanging with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well how about they show me how it’s done before criticising

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We gotta stop attributing all homophobia to closeted gays. This makes it look like homophobia is a self-inflicted problem of LGBT+ folks themselves and has nothing to do with straight people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because improving infrastructure makes these layers easier to deal with. More bike and bus lanes, more car traffic restrictions, extending public transport routes to suburbs, even building tram lines potentially. All of this and more will make your town better and all of it is possible if you pressure your elected representatives enough.

  The reason you have so many cars is because people in charge prioritize the comfort of cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Public transport would still alleviate the issue by moving a portion of the drivers off the roads. Which, in turn, will make bike lanes safer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To build more public transport instead of parking lots and highways lanes. Then you’ll have enough space to travel comfortably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Refer to my original comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if you gave even a fraction of care that you give your car to the people around you, it wouldn’t be smelly and crammed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only the only people that use cars on a daily basis were the ones that actually need to, maybe you wouldn’t be so bitter and angry about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That depends. If the one that is excluded is the majority of your destinations, I’d say it is in fact required to be walkable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, your definition works. Your place of work is obviously included into the list of location that needs to be accessible, since it’s somewhere you commute to almost every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  except my job

  That’s not walkable. The definition is not that difficult

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the city isn’t walkable, then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there’s heavy traffic in your city and private cars are still preferable to public transport, your infrastructure is shit and you should go pester your politicians about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is incompatible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect for Pride month

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be The Sunshine ☀️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the secret, all 3 drivers are assholes. Fuck cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My first thought was "how do you fire a toilet plunger with that much force?"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are handheld showerheads. Much more convenient

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zig 2026: No-AI Policy, $670K Foundation, Left GitHub & Why Zig Isn’t 1.0 - Andrew Kelley Explains | Jetbrains⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  too useful

  My left nut is more useful and that’s taking into account I’m a virgin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions nature⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, a technique 4chan hasn’t used since the Heian era

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a good parent, keep your children safe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am vexed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little Bobby Tables strikes again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just bee yourself, they said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wavelengths⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They basically have most of visual processing offloaded to cones because of how simplistic their nervous system has to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now why did I open the fridge again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mach 10 boner