rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dios mio⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  From the look of that package, someone already did

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flirtation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let that sink in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound financial advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Simply live in a household with two people, and then demand food from both of them where the other can’t hear it. Easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨excuse me?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The law of equivalent exchange

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good song for the 4th!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My portable AC arrived just yesterday. I still haven’t installed a properly sealed hot air outtake into the window, but with some improvisation I got it to the “good enough” level

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fingies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you actually run on the tips of your fingernails, yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨russia deadass fell offf⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah they were always homophobic and always trying to spread it across the whole post Soviet space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not downvoting the word usage, I’m downvoting the stupid tiktok fuckass self censoring.

  If you want to say the word, say it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this is accurate. One of the teams is going to get fucked by the end of the match

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BANG!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Little yapping dickheads are usually the ones launching fireworks next to residences

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovery phase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The tolerant left when they discover they’re lactose intolerant (they spent the last 5 hours shitting their brains out)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AC is off in this house at my request🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, a bisexual:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Bluetooth is turned off on my Windows 11 pc but the Bluetooth mouse still works. How is that possible if Bluetooth is turned off?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is most likely. I have a wireless mouse which has an option to switch between direct 2.4GHz connection to a dongle and Bluetooth. I use the latter when on my laptop, but the former when on desktop PC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tungsten reinforced sphincter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spaloga⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I wonder how I can measure the dimensions of a solid object of irregular shape?”

  The humble calipers:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or anything that doesn’t. You never know until you try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when you need to make a shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  absolutely not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen to your body⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My body wants to order the biggest burger on the menu so I can unhinged my jaws like a snake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is given an ultimatum⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: anon actually communicating with his parents

  Gay: Starbucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or we respect the right for people to identify as any sexual orientation and identity, including straight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just hanging with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well how about they show me how it’s done before criticising

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We gotta stop attributing all homophobia to closeted gays. This makes it look like homophobia is a self-inflicted problem of LGBT+ folks themselves and has nothing to do with straight people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because improving infrastructure makes these layers easier to deal with. More bike and bus lanes, more car traffic restrictions, extending public transport routes to suburbs, even building tram lines potentially. All of this and more will make your town better and all of it is possible if you pressure your elected representatives enough.

  The reason you have so many cars is because people in charge prioritize the comfort of cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Public transport would still alleviate the issue by moving a portion of the drivers off the roads. Which, in turn, will make bike lanes safer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To build more public transport instead of parking lots and highways lanes. Then you’ll have enough space to travel comfortably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Refer to my original comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if you gave even a fraction of care that you give your car to the people around you, it wouldn’t be smelly and crammed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only the only people that use cars on a daily basis were the ones that actually need to, maybe you wouldn’t be so bitter and angry about it.