rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little more compute ...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if I’m waiting for a bus on a street and someone walks up to me, pulls their pants down and starts violently shitting on the sidewalk, I’d feel pretty threatened despite not really being in physical danger at the moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers the $49 GameCube⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And then all those Europeans came

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it’s not in use, you might have bigger issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like this often

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads Don Quixote⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beltalowda!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fable 5.1 has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aeslop, if you will

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is punished for his sins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They run a family business and get tax exemptions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Hey Siri, vibe code me a new password manager”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just ask Siri to remember your passwords at this point, you have nothing to lose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reggie Star, is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're toast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I for one welcome our new toasty overlords

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhh Microsoft? The Analyst icon in Teams is looking a bit sus...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think this should be rectified?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was a period of Great Minion Divide, where half of them supported Hitler and the other half Stalin. It worked out well until 1941 and then things got… complicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is who you are now.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, a character not having undergone genital mutilation isn’t a bad thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team Car!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obligatory fuck cars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I thought the CEO of sex is just a meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love Wins⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  USB-C is specifically designed so it can swap between different modes safely by way of devices being able to communicate what they need from a plug via dedicated pins in the socket. So yeah, you can have USB-C male/male cables and it’s going to be safe as long as you use it with compatible devices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those moutains are so quaint⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sharks are older that the North Star. Not as in Polaris wasn’t pointing north yet when the sharks evolved, but as in it hadn’t formed yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get attention around here.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful, that kind of talk gets you banned on .ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorcery battle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We love casting spells

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a strategy game work well on a phone?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Arknights is a gacha tower defence that was originally made for mobile clients (in fact, it’s only getting official PC client later this month).

  In terms of gameplay, I enjoy that most levels are short by the standards of tower defence, so I can get 2-3 new stage clears in a 30 minute session, usually (provided I’ve actually figured out the strategy). There is some passive progression but it won’t give you all the upgrades you need and there is space for optimization and decision making in resource management.

  While gacha monetisation model is an understandable turn-off for a lot of people, the difficulty balance allows even fully free-to-play accounts to keep up with the levels and the rates are the most player friendly in my experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protecting family values⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a regular spring in rural post Soviet countries where they don’t have enough money to keep their cats indoors or at least take them to a vet to get neutered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You actually can take that away from him because the only accomplishments he has is in causing mass deaths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ecosystem services⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The cleanup crew doesn’t fuck around

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I trained mine to roll cigars for both of us!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a healthy and eco-friendly alternative to genAI girlfriend!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blow up fossil fuel infrastructure⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t do it yourself, we always accept donations for drones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you a cat by any chance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take their money and arrest those responsible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trains and trams are based af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the janky camera controls. Those, sadly, can’t be mitigated much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The difficulty slider in Souls games is how many levels you’ve invested into health

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wishboner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, orcas are fish! So are humans. Either all vertebrates are fish or fish don’t exist, if you try to define a group of species related to each other as fish.