Don't ever lower your standards

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s why you wash your homie’s genitals, and he washes yours. True friends help each other stay true men.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And not with soap and water like some sort of baby. You get in there and you lick it clean. Like a man.

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• spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey even dogs lick their balls. Don’t be worse than a dog.

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Make sure you lick your homies balls.

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• Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But soapy sacks?

  We had soapy tiddies and if we want to be inclusive we gotta get the whole hog in there too.

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• chromisu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t even think about cleaning it with wet wipes

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The lion lets it crust

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