BoosBeau
@BoosBeau@lemmy.world
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 1 day ago:
But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 1 week ago:
Hahahahaha. That’s the fun part - we don’t!
- Comment on big facts 1 week ago:
fuck me, you got me good I’m mad I laughed as long as I did
- Comment on American Foreign Policy 2 weeks ago:
You hold him down and I’ll hit 'em with the dildo bat
- Comment on 'We Thought It Would Be Fun': Nintendo Has a Whole FAQ on Why It's Selling Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Separately for $20 Each - IGN 2 weeks ago:
“Neither of these answers seem to address the question of why the games could not also be part of the Switch Online’s GBA collection… or why the games are priced at $20 each…”
Nintendo: Image
- Comment on Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion 4 weeks ago:
Just a miserable day to be literate…
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
My kinda content
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
That person is a liar!! I listen to ants all the time and the only sound they make is smooth jazz.
- Comment on halal paintball 4 weeks ago:
Damn, you play for keeps
- Comment on Ham flesh 4 weeks ago:
Are they made of ham, or is the ham made of them?
- Comment on Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 5 weeks ago:
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.
- Comment on shut the hell up 1 month ago:
Damn, my eyeballs were having a pretty good morning…
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 2 months ago:
I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 2 months ago:
Cheese.
- Comment on Delicious rocks 2 months ago:
Hell yeah, brother, fight the system! Don’t let Big Geology tell you want to do! Eat those rocks!
- Comment on The Internet is for.. 2 months ago:
Thanks for the age check, damnit.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 months ago:
For the flavor??
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 months ago:
Fools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 months ago:
Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain’t buying it!
- Comment on Feeling that groove 3 months ago:
Just count to five and you’ll be alright
- Comment on THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus 3 months ago:
Ask him what that hole in his hand do
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 months ago:
Good God, my apologies!
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 months ago:
No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 months ago:
Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 months ago:
Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
- Comment on Cope 4 months ago:
Men without mustaches cause ‘indecent thoughts’ in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 6 months ago:
Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 6 months ago:
I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post
- Comment on It would get old fast 7 months ago:
Who is out here with that many friends??
