BoosBeau
@BoosBeau@lemmy.world
- Comment on Corn time 1 day ago:
You don’t eat the corn bone?
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 1 day ago:
I can hear Shuntaro Furukawa laughing from here…
- Comment on CMV 3 days ago:
Damn, how many classes you fail??
- Comment on Do it now!!!!! 4 days ago:
Too late, the mods are awake. :(
- Comment on Yeah I see you... 1 week ago:
I did NOT consent to being in this post.
- Comment on It actually isn't 1 week ago:
It’s obviously a cat, not AI. THINK people…
- Comment on Portlandia was spot on 2 weeks ago:
And spamming the A button DID make the Pokeball capture at a higher rate
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 4 weeks ago:
Do you provide the square mold for refreezing, or do I need to purchase that separately?
- Comment on Post more betterer 4 weeks ago:
Ah, cheers m8!
- Comment on Post more betterer 4 weeks ago:
HOW DO I GET THE FREE PC CHECK
- Comment on I don't know about that one 1 month ago:
Ok, I roasted all that for 5.5 hours - now do I add the ribs?
- Comment on What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ? 2 months ago:
This is what turned me into an ES fan. I played Daggerfall when it came out, but didn’t really get it (was a kid). When Morrowind came out, I was old enough to really get into it. One-shotting an entire city with a custom spell was fun as hell.
- Comment on Would you want to be Michael Jackson-level famous? Why or why not? 2 months ago:
No. I don’t even want to be my own level of famous, and I’m a nobody.
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 2 months ago:
Big Horse Electrolyte knows what’s best for me
- Comment on Can you smell it? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Can you smell it? 2 months ago:
I can always smell what Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is cooking. Never see him or his delicious meats, but his scent is always on the breeze…
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 2 months ago:
holy shit, underrated comment. got me good m8
- Comment on Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...? 2 months ago:
Anyone else at a loss? WTH is this?
- Comment on Yup 2 months ago:
screxisting - screaming while existing scronscious - screaming while conscious scrasturbating - screaming while masturbating (personal favorite of mine)
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 2 months ago:
Depends on the location in the US; I can walk/bike to mine, and I’m usually in-and-out in 10 minutes or less. Some places intentionally make it harder to vote though. There might be reduced polling locations (tend to see that in minority heavy areas), long lines (like, hours waiting long), limitations on early voting for people with scheduling issues, etc.
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 3 months ago:
Call 'em whatever you like, they’re all octobussies to me.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 3 months ago:
“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”
- Comment on Post title lol 3 months ago:
Laugh out loud, lol.
- Comment on Being Difficult 3 months ago:
Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 3 months ago:
Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 3 months ago:
My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 3 months ago:
Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(
- Comment on I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her? 3 months ago:
All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here’s what you do:
- Find a woman your own age, pervert
- Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
- Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
- I’ll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
- Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
- Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you’ve got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)
- Comment on Systems theory 3 months ago:
And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.
- Comment on You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie. 3 months ago:
God this is my heaven
