BoosBeau

@BoosBeau@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious rocks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah, brother, fight the system! Don’t let Big Geology tell you want to do! Eat those rocks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Internet is for..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the age check, damnit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the flavor??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain’t buying it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just count to five and you’ll be alright

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask him what that hole in his hand do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good God, my apologies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Men without mustaches cause ‘indecent thoughts’ in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would get old fast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is out here with that many friends??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ultra high iq⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nectar gets it