BoosBeau
@BoosBeau@lemmy.world
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 8 hours ago:
Call 'em whatever you like, they’re all octobussies to me.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 5 days ago:
“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”
- Comment on Post title lol 6 days ago:
Laugh out loud, lol.
- Comment on Being Difficult 1 week ago:
Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 1 week ago:
Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 1 week ago:
My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 2 weeks ago:
Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(
- Comment on I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her? 2 weeks ago:
All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here’s what you do:
- Find a woman your own age, pervert
- Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
- Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
- I’ll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
- Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
- Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you’ve got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)
- Comment on Systems theory 2 weeks ago:
And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.
- Comment on You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie. 2 weeks ago:
God this is my heaven
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand. 2 weeks ago:
What’s disgusting about having hundreds of partners?
- Comment on It works better if you put it in your mouth first. 3 weeks ago:
Hi, I’m a traveling trampoline salesman. Would you be interested in a quick pitch?
- Comment on Just like me fr 3 weeks ago:
fr fr
- Comment on Dream 🦕 Big 3 weeks ago:
If it makes you feel better, you can eat my salad
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 5 weeks ago:
But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 1 month ago:
Hahahahaha. That’s the fun part - we don’t!
- Comment on big facts 1 month ago:
fuck me, you got me good I’m mad I laughed as long as I did
- Comment on American Foreign Policy 1 month ago:
You hold him down and I’ll hit 'em with the dildo bat
- Comment on 'We Thought It Would Be Fun': Nintendo Has a Whole FAQ on Why It's Selling Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Separately for $20 Each - IGN 1 month ago:
“Neither of these answers seem to address the question of why the games could not also be part of the Switch Online’s GBA collection… or why the games are priced at $20 each…”
Nintendo: Image
- Comment on Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion 2 months ago:
Just a miserable day to be literate…
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
My kinda content
- Comment on 2 months ago:
That person is a liar!! I listen to ants all the time and the only sound they make is smooth jazz.
- Comment on halal paintball 2 months ago:
Damn, you play for keeps
- Comment on Ham flesh 2 months ago:
Are they made of ham, or is the ham made of them?
- Comment on Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 2 months ago:
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.
- Comment on shut the hell up 2 months ago:
Damn, my eyeballs were having a pretty good morning…
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 3 months ago:
I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 3 months ago:
Cheese.
- Comment on Delicious rocks 3 months ago:
Hell yeah, brother, fight the system! Don’t let Big Geology tell you want to do! Eat those rocks!
