BoosBeau

@BoosBeau@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what turned me into an ES fan. I played Daggerfall when it came out, but didn’t really get it (was a kid). When Morrowind came out, I was old enough to really get into it. One-shotting an entire city with a custom spell was fun as hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you want to be Michael Jackson-level famous? Why or why not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No. I don’t even want to be my own level of famous, and I’m a nobody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Horse Electrolyte knows what’s best for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you smell it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you smell it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can always smell what Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is cooking. Never see him or his delicious meats, but his scent is always on the breeze…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨References: [1] out of his ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  holy shit, underrated comment. got me good m8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone else at a loss? WTH is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  screxisting - screaming while existing scronscious - screaming while conscious scrasturbating - screaming while masturbating (personal favorite of mine)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American workers are tired of waiting.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the location in the US; I can walk/bike to mine, and I’m usually in-and-out in 10 minutes or less. Some places intentionally make it harder to vote though. There might be reduced polling locations (tend to see that in minority heavy areas), long lines (like, hours waiting long), limitations on early voting for people with scheduling issues, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Call 'em whatever you like, they’re all octobussies to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Laugh out loud, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Difficult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here’s what you do:

  1. Find a woman your own age, pervert
  2. Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
  3. Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
  4. I’ll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
  5. Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
  6. Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you’ve got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Systems theory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  God this is my heaven

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s disgusting about having hundreds of partners?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works better if you put it in your mouth first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, I’m a traveling trampoline salesman. Would you be interested in a quick pitch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just like me fr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fr fr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dream 🦕 Big⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If it makes you feel better, you can eat my salad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people survive in America? This is with insurance!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hahahahaha. That’s the fun part - we don’t!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big facts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck me, you got me good I’m mad I laughed as long as I did

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Foreign Policy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You hold him down and I’ll hit 'em with the dildo bat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'We Thought It Would Be Fun': Nintendo Has a Whole FAQ on Why It's Selling Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Separately for $20 Each - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Neither of these answers seem to address the question of why the games could not also be part of the Switch Online’s GBA collection… or why the games are priced at $20 each…”

  Nintendo: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a miserable day to be literate…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.