YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it’s not in use, you might have bigger issues.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you might have

    some pruno brewing.

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  • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yayyy sewer gases!

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OP’s anus:

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• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The trick is to blow out as you sit down.

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• polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.

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• JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That sounds like you haven’t cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks, Obama!

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You have a toilet?

  Lucky, lucky bastard

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How did you shit if you don’t to have a bottom?

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• TheBluetoofs@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If my anus can’t handle the vapors, that’s its problem.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment’s notice without all this ‘lifting’ malarkey!

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same reason you shouldn’t run a fan in a closed room.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    south korea fan death strikes again?

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So like that one song with something about that mentions “Sweet Poo Fumes” oh wait I guess it was Perfume.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eau de toilette if you know what I mean.

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    • myyass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lmao yeah I do

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok, that is just basic science.

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• BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bold of you to assume I don’t have to unplug it after sitting down

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• DrPop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.

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• siravious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I say fight fire with fire

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