myyass

@myyass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Thanksgiving!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I see nothing wrong here. Please take my portion of the pie. Sorry, not a fan of pumpkins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon joins girl's night⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean looking back, I don’t disagree. One of the girls would help me with random stuff. Another always wanted to take photos together and put them online, I said no thank you to that. I think that people have different interpretations of attraction. In a way I found being taught about ATP very attractive but I wasn’t going to interject myself between her and my friend. So you probably have an attractiveness beyond a physical appearance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Budget witchcraft⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations on summoning Stan!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mountain House is in the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon joins girl's night⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a scenario like this when I was couch surfing while going to college. So there I am in a attic room surrounded by 5? girls and I thought to myself wtf am I doing here. I just came here to do my laundry, my friends girlfriend said it was okay and I could take showers there as well. In hindsight, I realized I’m an idiot. She showed me her room as well. I totally missed the subtle messages; she was very intelligent, she explained her school project about the function of ATP (Adenosine triphosphate). But hey I was a brain dead skateboarder then lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon joins girl's night⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of giggled at this, not trying to put you down. I did like around 20-30 and I was like maybe I should stop. -_- I had a military style workout routine every day, not by choice. I don’t like to brag but just vent out the daily torture routine. I think it’s funny that the One Punch Man workout routine is, heh, like nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Look I have a Master Guardian Elite rank in sex. I don’t know if I could handle Global Elite.

  My best streak was 6 hours!–not actually a joke, not sure what I was thinking but it was funny when she fell asleep on the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  [I liked that.]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I not sure what to think when you phrase it that way. Are you a follower of the Omnissiah? I have a good amount of metal in my organic mass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand what you’re getting at, although I think that I maybe have had the majority of plastic removed from my body with how much blood was removed from me. Actually it wouldn’t surprise me if I was a blood bank for the ER when I was in the hospital last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think its pretty weird how so many lemmites proudly declare that they are blocking each other all the time over the smallest of things.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s okay that people block each other for petty things. Only don’t be surprised if you’re sitting in a room by yourself one day. People do this everyday socially. Let’s pretend that nothing in the last few months happened and why is this happening?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Console market craters as Xbox sales crash 33% to the lowest since launch 25 years ago, PS5 sales drop 25%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this surprising? It was written all over the wall when sony went after anime hubs and pushed hard to shut down free portals. Now microslop is making a push to make movies? That’s bound to go as well as sonys garbage. Scroungers looking for scraps that can’t read the room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The next stock by back is coming to town! Just in time for the holidays.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the paradox. I still have old cables from 20+ years ago, the new stuff degrades. At least the woven/braided cables seem like they might last longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Realize that you now have gray hairs in your beard and think about the time when you first saw this meme and you didn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawful evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we in a way are headed there. Bartering and trading have always been a thing, money is an exchange medium. I got tipped a few grams of coke for changing the brakes on a friends car, I didn’t ask for any money and was doing a favor lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I didn’t think brand new tires would have a chemical reaction with the flooring. I actually wonder now if it would have still happened through a blanket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawful evil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the tipping should be dealt away with. Instead something like: vehicle value, insurance cost, vehicle depreciation, maintenance, fuel costs, idle vehicle use time, “acts of god”–traffic accident delays, unexpected failures (wrong orders basically); should be factored into the pay instead of hoping for tips.

  Then again none of this would exist if that was done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawful evil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooof. Don’t hit that hard please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that flooring. Just so you know, don’t place car tires on it because it will burn in the tire tread. (Didn’t want my tires stolen before I put them on)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As it lays off developers and closes studios, Xbox gets into the movie business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think movies don’t bring in as much money attention as they used to.

  I haven’t been in a theatre in years, I can’t be bothered to watch most movies anyway, most are boring, I guess the writers strike really had a bigger effect than anticipated.

  I actually haven’t even finished, took 4 attempts and gave up, project hail mary even though a lot of people liked it. And as It’s implied, I couldn’t finish it even sitting at my desk with it being free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, you can't keep your 20 year old dictionary password⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you work for the FBI?

  girthyGreyDogFucker69!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, you can't keep your 20 year old dictionary password⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s always a good skill when you’re being asked to hand over your passwords =P Sorry forgot them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackers steal millions of Discord IDs and email addresses in "deliberate, multi-stage attack" on security service Double Counter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now lets start adding in present day photos (for the children only, gotta keep them safe! oh and they must be in swimwear for extra security).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, you can't keep your 20 year old dictionary password⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo dawg you got good memory. I can remember a lot of things but passwords aren’t one. When I had to make a GSA level password, after trying for two hours to make one. I gave up, mashed some shit in and wrote it on a piece of paper. I could be tortured and all I can say here are all the restrictions and try to make one yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brady Inspires us all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey at least he isn’t lying to my face. This is what we need.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates: People saying AI will create more jobs don’t understand what’s coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah really. Also buying up farmland.

  The video where he gets asked about Jeffrey, the micro expressions, eyes all over the place, fidgeting, tonal changes, stammering, indirectly stating being involved by bringing up slight details without being asked directly about them, etc–it’s easier to watch the video. He lost his cool so fast it makes Clinton look like a smooth criminal.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LffGJNOZUE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Management never understands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So I was a government contractor, don’t worry not like the shit you see on TV these days. Things related to states getting funding for natural disasters and so forth. Security. Security with guns lol. Helping people who dd214’d get all their benefits and make sure they didn’t get taken advantage of. Material handling. Event Handling. And a bunch more. And job aside, a support animal for people with ptsd.

  The irony is that I was going to enlist in the Air Force, broke my leg and ended up a contractor. I can safely say I’ve been on more bases then most of my friends who’ve been enlisted lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Management never understands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol when I worked in an office I maybe worked 2 hours at most on average. The rest was drinking coffee, listening to music, browsing the internet, watching anime, chatting with coworkers, smoking, going out to lunch and drinking. And really that was only a couple days a week, the rest of the week I had my personal assistant drive me around to do check ups on employees, which was basically me sleeping. I got my work done, but that’s basically how a work day went. And if you question how I got away with all of that, it’s because I was the CEO’s assistant and he knew lol. I actually lived with him when I first moved until a got a place of my own. I will say the copious amount of alcohol consumed at that point in my life was impressive, but hey it helped me get over all the ptsd of working in education.