America has a solution for everything

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• Naich@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  America is a Gun Brian Bilston

  England is a cup of tea. France, a wheel of ripened brie. Greece, a short, squat olive tree. America is a gun.

  Brazil is football on the sand. Argentina, Maradona’s hand. Germany, an oompah band. America is a gun.

  Holland is a wooden shoe. Hungary, a goulash stew. Australia, a kangaroo. America is a gun.

  Japan is a thermal spring. Scotland is a highland fling. Oh, better to be anything than America as a gun.

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  America has one solution for everything.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And it works almost 0 times

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Worked pretty well on those mice. Shame about my house falling down because of all the bullet holes.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey in our defense, it’s a pretty good solution

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    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Username checks out.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Red Dead Redemption 3. Mickys revenge…

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would a blank still kill the mouse/rat?

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    At that range, absolutely. A blank will blow a sizable hole in a rat or mole. People die every year from the perception that blanks are “safe”; aside from any barrel debris or wadding that may be ejected, they are still completely lethal at very close ranges because of the pressure wave.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At that range, probably.

    But you could defintely run this with shotshells full of rat shot, and that would upgrade it from ‘probably’ to ‘certainly’ while still being reasonably safe-ish.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine the first night in a large apartment complex after that one pest control company set up shop.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How could this have been legal? That mouse is unarmed!

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Cat-sle doctrine.

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  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s self defense

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  • Gerblat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mousehole Doctrine

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!

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• Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i remember this so it was significant enough that I remember it. but I dont know why. any history buffs able to tell me?

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s funny? I think I may have seen it in a textbook many years ago as an example of the patent boom that happened after the Industrial Revolution in the US.

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    • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There was like a very specific reason I remember this. I just dont remember the reason. I feel like its related to something significant and the only thing jumping out at me is James Garfield, but I’m not sure why.

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe you’ve seen this video?

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• Ninja876@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hold my beer, two words “claymore mine”

  Clack clack BOOM!

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think someone may have misinterpreted the word “trap”.

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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What mousetrap do you have that isn’t lethal? We have poison, the classic snapping bone crusher, the drown-o-matic, and the glue of death. Surely the Rodent Fusillader 4000 wouldn’t be out of place on that list.

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