SaveTheTuaHawk
@SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Commas save lives Update 12 hours ago:
I’ll let you judge how long these repais will last with illiterate workers.
- Submitted 12 hours ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on That one crumb at the bottom of the air fryer getting cooked for the 1500th time: 15 hours ago:
Brah…ya gotta hydrate brah.
- Comment on How about instead, a longer healthier retirement? 15 hours ago:
- Comment on It's time to move on....to JEANS! 15 hours ago:
- Comment on 15 hours ago:
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day!
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies
Prisons recruitin’ ‘em, police be shootin’ ‘em
Rap artists lootin’ ‘em, labels all dilutin’ 'em
Barack Obama is scared of me!
Because I don’t swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
- Comment on Get in, we're Dean posting 16 hours ago:
Why are some deans causing anxiety.
Why are people anxious about shitposts.
- Comment on How about instead, a longer healthier retirement? 16 hours ago:
He a shit doctor, so why not be a shit economist.
- Comment on How about instead, a longer healthier retirement? 16 hours ago:
One year means a higher chance of death so they can avoid paying out social security.
- Comment on Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass. 16 hours ago:
He ain’t got no gemmatuls.
- Comment on When I see people starting to deanpost: 1 day ago:
Dean rhymes with bean.
- Comment on When he has to pause in the middle of a bondage session to look up knot tutorials online 1 day ago:
When were neck scarves ever in fashion for men.
The safe word is Jinkies.
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- Comment on World piss 1 day ago:
Everytime there is a fire, what do we see? Firefighters. Almost 100% correlation. So eliminate firefighters.
That’s just science.
- Comment on This public exercise area using silhouettes of heads to indicate ability 1 day ago:
Child…health food store employee… congressman on trial.
- Comment on NOOOOOOOyeah that feels goodNOOOOOOOO 1 day ago:
“History books say the good guys always win. What are the chances?”
Norm
- Comment on NOOOOOOOyeah that feels goodNOOOOOOOO 1 day ago:
And you can re align your energy if I tap you at random spots with a magnet.
- Comment on NOOOOOOOyeah that feels goodNOOOOOOOO 1 day ago:
Chiropractors are not doctors.
These circus acts cause arterial dissections and worse.
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 2 days ago:
There are rub and tug parlors everywhere.
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 2 days ago:
Because it’s difficult to tax.
No it isn’t. License sex workers, tax them. It’s not different that how we tax hairdressers.
- Comment on Commas save lives 2 days ago:
nope. Private contractors.
- Comment on I think they're about to be in deanmand 2 days ago:
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street takin’ the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate o’ white lies
Prisons recruitin’ ‘em, police be shootin’ ‘em
Rap artists lootin’ ‘em, labels are dilutin’ ‘em
Barack Obama is scared o’ me
Cuz I don’t swallow knowledge and I spit it fo’ free
Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 2 days ago:
Prostitution is legal in Nevada. OnlyFans is legal everywhere else.
- Comment on Preview ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Soap Opera Episode With 6 New Photos And Trailer From “Like Chronitons Through The Hourglass” 2 days ago:
This series went to shit with the musical episode and only got worse.
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 14 comments
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 days ago:
Centrists are just right wingers with PR.
- Comment on I mean I like raisins, just...you know... 3 days ago:
When you bite into a raisin cookie and it’s dead flies.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 days ago:
Imagine the crap in their lungs.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 days ago:
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 days ago:
with structural paint.
