When he has to pause in the middle of a bondage session to look up knot tutorials online

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When were neck scarves ever in fashion for men.

  The safe word is Jinkies.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s why I keep my copy of The Ashley Book of Knots on the shelf next to the Kama Sutra.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “If you don’t know how to tie knots, tie lots”. Sage advice from my Chief Bosun’s Mate.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Want good knots? Fuck a fisherman(woman).

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  • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you meet me irl, pls throw rocks at me until I stop moving because my mind went to dogs and I legit deserve to be stoned to death for that thought

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oof. I wish I didn't understand that comment.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s wrong! The hook should have been wedged into his ass! Not under the belt!

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