danekrae

@danekrae@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I estimate my power perfectly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s better anyway.

  Shields are up, but guard is down…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I’m ever in a relationship again

  I could learn from that optimism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pika Pika⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What does it say, when it sneezes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid recipe ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don’t know why I didn’t arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moss survived for nine months outside International Space Station⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a strange word.

  Hehe. Moss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting Theory.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s why Liberace was mentioned. In the closet and (what I would describe) as gay with bad taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it bite… or spit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need my morning stew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get over yourself⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yawn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get over yourself⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get over yourself⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actively trying to avoid looking gay, is fucking gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The same planet where a dude figured out that everything is relative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything I can't remember⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful, your age is showing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mossussy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love this!

  I found out in my language it’s called “wolf foot”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Often low yield, short harvest, low yield, difficult picking or transporting.

  And let’s not forget, low yield.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mossussy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Never mind them, tell me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Monday, everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only when I can’t procrastinate any longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Monday, everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The is another option: shit doesn’t get done…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Monday, everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, you guy’s are doing shit?!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Denmark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like it, though there wasn’t a single one of the false facts that I was taught in schools.

  “Dinosaurs shed their skin all at once like snakes”

  “Girls are naturally not as good at math as boys”

  I don’t mean to be rude, but If this was taught in your school, everyone around you is probably a moron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never saw the appeal of Seinfeld. Joseph Goebbels was just a little bit funnier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prince Harry makes surprise visit to Ukraine pledging support for thousands injured in war⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How rich is the royal family?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Labor Day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just one more thing.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone wants a turn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe the wind want’s to play too.

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