danekrae
@danekrae@lemmy.world
- Comment on hey, I think I've seen that one 1 week ago:
“Some salt on your meal, sir?”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 1 week ago:
We do need a reboot…
- Comment on Found a fucking list. 1 week ago:
I love Wonder.
I can never hear stuff like “they were filled with wonder” again.
- Comment on Hate when it happens! 2 weeks ago:
🎵 Pee is in the balls, pain is in the spleen. 🎵
Love that song.
- Comment on Hate when it happens! 2 weeks ago:
It’s so weird. I totally forgot that’s a thing. They’re one of the main reasons why I hated running in gym class, and I guess, subconsciously, why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult.
I started running almost two years ago and haven’t experienced it yet.
- Comment on Have a good trip 2 weeks ago:
I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
“And you do you want your beard?”
“Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 weeks ago:
According to 30 rock it is.
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 weeks ago:
Who is she?
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 2 weeks ago:
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for your face.
- Comment on Every summer be like this 2 weeks ago:
I do this with my testicles. Very practical.
- Comment on Wheee 3 weeks ago:
We all did weird stuff during lockdown…
- Comment on You got it, buddy 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t it near Uranus?
- Comment on What a fun guy! 3 weeks ago:
Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.
- Comment on Science has gone too far 4 weeks ago:
This reminds me of a trip to Asia… I don’t want to talk about it…
- Comment on The meaning to life 4 weeks ago:
Like Icarus falling amongst feathers and melted wax.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 4 weeks ago:
“Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”
“…How did you know?!”
- Comment on Okay Hans. We're safe 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 5 weeks ago:
The last one wouldn’t look both ways before crossing a street…
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 1 month ago:
I read some article about male bus drivers, whom wore skirts in protest, because they weren’t allowed to wear shorts.
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 2 months ago:
I wonder if americans will ever learn, that there is no such thing as bad publicity…
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 2 months ago:
He was wearing white, when he went into the room.
- Comment on Chocobo 2 months ago:
You S.O.B!
I just tried to find more info, and now I feel bad about myself…
- Comment on Trump Says He’s ‘Not Joking’ About Seeking a Third Term in Defiance of Constitution 3 months ago:
So surely he will be fine with Obama using the same tactic then…
- Comment on Denmark warns of increased state-sponsored campaigns targeting the European telcos 4 months ago:
The link doesn’t work for me.
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 4 months ago:
Yeah, just punching… cute
God fucking damnit…
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 4 months ago:
I keep well hydrated for my MTB rides for more than one reason.
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 4 months ago:
I was taught to have zero tolerance when it comes to Nazism. If you don’t deal with them, they’ll deal with you…
There is an unmarked ditch/grave for all the nazi soldiers and sympathizers near where I live. There is always room for more. ZERO TOLERANCE motherfuckers!
- Comment on Anon's friend is Buddhist 4 months ago:
*in america…
- Comment on Inching closer to the grave every day 4 months ago:
“You win again, gravity!”
