danekrae
@danekrae@lemmy.world
- Comment on No words 1 week ago:
I never saw the appeal of Seinfeld. Joseph Goebbels was just a little bit funnier.
- Comment on Prince Harry makes surprise visit to Ukraine pledging support for thousands injured in war 1 week ago:
How rich is the royal family?
- Comment on Happy Labor Day 2 weeks ago:
“Just one more thing.”
- Comment on Everyone wants a turn 2 weeks ago:
maybe the wind want’s to play too.
- Comment on What if you tried to run Windows malware on Linux? 3 weeks ago:
I wiuld guess that if it could, nobody would program it.
The chances of the scenario is too low. Hacking is a numbers game.
- Comment on BLUD 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on bmw 3 weeks ago:
I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the indicators less often than drivers of other brands.
I know that Peugeot drivers can’t help it, because the electronics are shit.
- Comment on He was a snacc 1 month ago:
Ohh yeah, eat me mommy!
- Comment on He was a snacc 1 month ago:
We would still try if it were us, lets be honest.
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 1 month ago:
As much as I hate AI, I kind of feel this is the equivalent to “I give that internet a month”.
- Comment on Remember this golden rule 1 month ago:
If it helps, I’m just as big an asshole in person.
- Comment on Slime Rancher 2 - Release Date and Physical Pre-Order Announcement 1 month ago:
Eeeeww!
Pre-order 🤮
- Comment on hey, I think I've seen that one 2 months ago:
“Some salt on your meal, sir?”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 2 months ago:
We do need a reboot…
- Comment on Found a fucking list. 2 months ago:
I love Wonder.
I can never hear stuff like “they were filled with wonder” again.
- Comment on Hate when it happens! 2 months ago:
🎵 Pee is in the balls, pain is in the spleen. 🎵
Love that song.
- Comment on Hate when it happens! 2 months ago:
It’s so weird. I totally forgot that’s a thing. They’re one of the main reasons why I hated running in gym class, and I guess, subconsciously, why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult.
I started running almost two years ago and haven’t experienced it yet.
- Comment on Have a good trip 2 months ago:
I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 months ago:
“And you do you want your beard?”
“Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 months ago:
According to 30 rock it is.
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 months ago:
Who is she?
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 2 months ago:
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for your face.
- Comment on Every summer be like this 2 months ago:
I do this with my testicles. Very practical.
- Comment on Wheee 2 months ago:
We all did weird stuff during lockdown…
- Comment on You got it, buddy 2 months ago:
Isn’t it near Uranus?
- Comment on What a fun guy! 2 months ago:
Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.
- Comment on Science has gone too far 2 months ago:
This reminds me of a trip to Asia… I don’t want to talk about it…
- Comment on The meaning to life 2 months ago:
Like Icarus falling amongst feathers and melted wax.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 2 months ago:
“Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”
“…How did you know?!”
- Comment on Okay Hans. We're safe 3 months ago:
