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He was a snacc

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The worst thing she can say is no

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We would still try if it were us, lets be honest.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If only human women did this with conservatives and tate bros

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    • Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wouldnt want them in my mouth…

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      • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even with some Cajun seasoning?

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Vore fetishists be like…

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      RANIVORE.

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  • Admetus@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    High stakes speed dating.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do they know/care that some males might be into that?

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    • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ohh yeah, eat me mommy!

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The incel, I mean male:

    “I still got inside her, bro.”

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  • chazwhiz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let’s go girls

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The lesbian frog who has eaten 12 males just today:

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Girlboss

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It’s trying to fuck a dragon and male a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.

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    • brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t understand the “drag off” part. They don’t eat them where they found them? Why?

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    • linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’ve ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The lulz

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  • godlessworm@hexbear.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    damn that would suck. at first they’re probably like “yessss she a freak she put my whole body in her mouth” and then they realize she isn’t stopping

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  • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And I thought human dating was rough...

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Me (the male frog) and who?

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  • LaterRedditor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But I just got switch 2!

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  • anubis119@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That Hors d’oeuvre Over There

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So glad that I am not a frog.

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