Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two
Filter feeder behavior
Submitted 1 day ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ignotum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“And you do you want your beard?”
“Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”
dumbass@quokk.au 1 day ago
Like legit, how does he eat a burger?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
He doesn’t. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?
dumbass@quokk.au 1 day ago
Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with added slurp at the end?dumbass@quokk.au 1 day ago
It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.
lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Twice, I’d imagine.
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
But why would this man do this?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Sweet sweet krill
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In case you wanted to know, he’s a former executive for the NFL’s Tennessee Titans.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m quite jealous of his head hair too.
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Dr. Zoidberg!
known_unknown@lemmy.world 1 day ago
get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Does he know Old Gregg?
Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.
The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.