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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bees@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?

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    • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does he know Old Gregg?

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      • Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.

        The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two

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  • linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “And you do you want your beard?”

    “Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”

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  • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He doesn’t. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

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      • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
      Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with added slurp at the end?

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      • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

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      • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Twice, I’d imagine.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But why would this man do this?

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sweet sweet krill

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In case you wanted to know, he’s a former executive for the NFL’s Tennessee Titans.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m quite jealous of his head hair too.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dr. Zoidberg!

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  • known_unknown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:

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