Filter feeder behavior

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?

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  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does he know Old Gregg?

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    • Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.

      The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “And you do you want your beard?”

  “Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”

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• linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He doesn’t. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

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    • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
    Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with added slurp at the end?

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    • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

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    • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Twice, I’d imagine.

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But why would this man do this?

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sweet sweet krill

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• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In case you wanted to know, he’s a former executive for the NFL’s Tennessee Titans.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m quite jealous of his head hair too.

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• known_unknown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:

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• MiDaBa@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dr. Zoidberg!

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