dumbass
@dumbass@quokk.au
A stoned dumbass who says dumb shit and makes shitty jokes.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 1 month ago:
Nah, that's got a massive hole in it.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 1 month ago:
Is it the light or the UV rays that kill them, because if it's just the UV rays, we have technology that can block them now.
- Comment on Off topic 1 month ago:
Cheers, same to you!
Figured I'd let people know the calibre of person they're interacting with.
- Comment on Off topic 1 month ago:
oh nah, it sounds like bears talking.
- Comment on Off topic 1 month ago:
I'm hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.
- Comment on Get x-boxed 1 month ago:
I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I'm too lazy to plan shit.
- Comment on Get x-boxed 1 month ago:
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 1 month ago:
You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.
- Comment on I just figured this out today 1 month ago:
Ohh really, it goes:
get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you'll be hearing
from my lawyer
you're getting fired
where's your manager
now I'm being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee. - Comment on I just figured this out today 1 month ago:
Get fucked! For real!
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 2 months ago:
They're boring, he's a bit of a twat, they've been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won't stop playing them.
this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.
- Comment on Gallium 2 months ago:
So, you'd help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?
- Comment on The good old days 2 months ago:
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 2 months ago:
I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 2 months ago:
ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 2 months ago:
Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.
- Comment on What do you call the first person with a new genetic mutation 2 months ago:
Scott Steiner.
- Comment on Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand 2 months ago:
How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving in city on the planet because he wants to bone a chick there.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yeah and the line starts behind me, friend.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I'll volunteer to keep y'all safe from this demon.
- Comment on xAI explains the Grok Nazi meltdown as Tesla puts Elon’s bot in its cars 2 months ago:
How long till we see Elons robots goose stepping and doing the nazi salute?
- Comment on AC/DC - Jailbreak (1976 London Clip) 2 months ago:
You shouldn't have to watch it, it should be engrained in your mind like the intro to playschool and the face of Alf Stewart.
- Comment on Riding the bus to the underworld 2 months ago:
He looks like he's saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.
- Comment on Anon is damned 2 months ago:
Jesus had admin commands.
- Comment on rude. 2 months ago:
Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 months ago:
Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 months ago:
That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 months ago:
For science!
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 months ago:
It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 months ago:
We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
