dumbass
@dumbass@quokk.au
A stoned dumbass who says dumb shit and makes shitty jokes.
- Comment on Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand 2 hours ago:
How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving in city on the planet because he wants to bone a chick there.
- Comment on Sloth Demon 1 day ago:
Yeah and the line starts behind me, friend.
- Comment on Sloth Demon 1 day ago:
I'll volunteer to keep y'all safe from this demon.
- Comment on xAI explains the Grok Nazi meltdown as Tesla puts Elon’s bot in its cars 1 day ago:
How long till we see Elons robots goose stepping and doing the nazi salute?
- Comment on AC/DC - Jailbreak (1976 London Clip) 2 days ago:
You shouldn't have to watch it, it should be engrained in your mind like the intro to playschool and the face of Alf Stewart.
- Comment on Riding the bus to the underworld 2 days ago:
He looks like he's saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.
- Comment on Anon is damned 4 days ago:
Jesus had admin commands.
- Comment on rude. 5 days ago:
Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
For science!
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?
- Comment on Do you have a minute to talk about 1 week ago:
Nah sorry mate, got an appointment to get to! * Points at wrist as if I have a watch*
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 week ago:
Like legit, how does he eat a burger?
- Comment on Wet floor 1 week ago:
Yeah man, it's even in the comment section now.
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- Comment on 1 week ago:
Looking fine!
- Comment on Don't make me say it 1 week ago:
Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother fucker, say it one more god damn time!
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 1 week ago:
This dudes son.
Image - Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 1 week ago:
Cuntious Goonbag
- Comment on Dolph is prime human 1 week ago:
If you read BS as Bullshit, it makes it better.
- Comment on Every summer be like this 1 week ago:
I chose the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
- Comment on A Little Shoutout 1 week ago:
Bottom left is awesome! It's like a tiny slice of an alien planet.
- Comment on Are you ready skids? 1 week ago:
BRUNCH CLUB PORN CAKES!
- Comment on And you still don't believe in God? 1 week ago:
BURN THE HEATHEN!
- Comment on Thnickels! For safety! 1 week ago:
I'm sick of people mocking my small nickels, I'm so glad someone's doing something about this!
- Comment on Was surprised by these stats 1 week ago:
All of the above
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- Comment on Riced Up 1 week ago:
Why's there always one in portrait mode?
- Comment on Minion pizza 2 weeks ago:
