Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison
rude.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke “scientists”?
/s
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Find Wood Bison in wild
Manage to get close enough to pet it
Wood
MFW
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Scientists have been known to be materialist.
davidgro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m waiting for the wubrg bison
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
I’ll settle only for M. Bison
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.
myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 weeks ago
…hurloon minotaur…
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
what about Andrew Tate bison?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You vs the penis shaft and tuft she tells you not to worry about
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations
Dojan@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Where testicles?
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Not well developed
Dojan@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
So, pre-release?
Elechicken@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.
dumbass@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My chaps are large and pendulous too
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.
lol_idk@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Thermal window?
pigup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re the same thing but totally differently.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wood bison stole the researcher’s girlfriend