y0kai
@y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Caption this. 4 days ago:
It’s a knick-knack, Paddiwack. Give the frog a loan!
- Comment on FROG FACT MONDAY 1 week ago:
WHAT. it would probably WHAT?
- Comment on Debatable 1 week ago:
The modern equivalent of photoshop and a filter!? On instagram!? /lh
Shitty that youtube is adding upscaling and altering people’s videos without an opt out. I’m with you there. It’s not necessary and if I was a creator, I’d be upset about the quality of my art being altered by a gallery without my knowledge.
- Comment on Debatable 1 week ago:
Idt that it’s AI, but don’t have Instagram to further confirm my suspicions.
- Comment on Concerned my scanner may snitch on me. 2 weeks ago:
lol cool
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 2 weeks ago:
Yes punish the server for the restaurant’s crimes. A story as old as tipped wages.
- Comment on Battlefield 6 cheats day 1 of early access. Depite kernel level anti cheat, forced secure boot TPM 2.0 2 weeks ago:
Oh no! Ch43t3Rzzzz!
- Comment on Good racing games on Steam? 3 weeks ago:
Automobilista 2, Dirt Rally 2.0, and assetto corsa / assetto corsa competitzione are all super fun. Idk what’s actually on sale though.
- Comment on So if it's not crabs (carcinization), I guess it'll be anteaters? 3 weeks ago:
Why does this graph look like the Death Star?
- Comment on EA reportedly shelves Need For Speed completely to focus on other projects 1 month ago:
Yes and give me realistic physics and don’t shove pointless and impossible “drifts” into everything!
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 1 month ago:
Aren’t strawberries nuts?
- Comment on parking 1 month ago:
saves so much space!
- Comment on rude. 1 month ago:
Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison
- Comment on Nature is wise 1 month ago:
Or just swim paralelle to shore the whole tiem. You don’t have to wait until you’re 100s of meters out to sea. Just don’t swim against it.
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 1 month ago:
Man I might actually start brushing if that’s as delicious as it looks
- Comment on I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth 1 month ago:
Why’d they write “cum drops” without the umlaut making “cum drops” rhyme with “gum drops.”
- Comment on In heat 1 month ago:
Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!
- Comment on Moderation 1 month ago:
Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I exist
- Comment on The struggle of the spoon 1 month ago:
Panpsychists like:
- Comment on Come back later when they are finished and starting to deflate 1 month ago:
Sorry for the convenience
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 1 month ago:
Lmfao what free healthcare?
- Comment on Just a chill guy in a unchill world 1 month ago:
Fascists can scratch fascists, too!
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 1 month ago:
Ah lol I wouldn’t have viewed this as a “stupid poles” joke because iblack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.
But, if it’s a thing, I guess it’s a thing.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 1 month ago:
I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.
He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”
“Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”
Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.
- Comment on Jigsaw Trolley Problem 1 month ago:
We don’t even get that far. Everytime we try, the dude does something before we get the chance and then changes the rules lol
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 1 month ago:
Thats understandable. I don’t think I actually won any.
- Comment on Moth devouring his lamp 1 month ago:
crystal moth strikes again
- Comment on Jigsaw Trolley Problem 1 month ago:
I’m so confused by the added complexity here. If there’s a gold ball behind every door, the choice of door doesn’t matter.
We were asked to pull a ball from behind one of three doors, not figure out what two dudes know about balls in a grid.
I choose the following option:
Kick the madman in the nuts, open all the doors and take all of the balls, switch the trolly track myself, save the people, sell the balls, then go back and tie the madman to the tracks and ask him to pick the door with the black and blue balls. If he doesn’t choose his own fly as the door, TROLLEY.
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 1 month ago:
Right I didn’t want to be there anyway.
20 years later my moms like, “don’t you want your old trophies?” I said no. Those are your trophies.
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 1 month ago:
It was the Boomers who “needed” and forced these trophies on their kids (in the same way the forced sports on some of us) because their fragile egos needed their kids to be “successful” in a useless and arbitrary way.