y0kai
@y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on EA reportedly shelves Need For Speed completely to focus on other projects 2 days ago:
Yes and give me realistic physics and don’t shove pointless and impossible “drifts” into everything!
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 3 days ago:
Aren’t strawberries nuts?
- Comment on parking 6 days ago:
saves so much space!
- Comment on rude. 6 days ago:
Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison
- Comment on Nature is wise 1 week ago:
Or just swim paralelle to shore the whole tiem. You don’t have to wait until you’re 100s of meters out to sea. Just don’t swim against it.
- Comment on Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter 1 week ago:
Man I might actually start brushing if that’s as delicious as it looks
- Comment on I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth 1 week ago:
Why’d they write “cum drops” without the umlaut making “cum drops” rhyme with “gum drops.”
- Comment on In heat 1 week ago:
Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!
- Comment on Moderation 1 week ago:
Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I exist
- Comment on The struggle of the spoon 2 weeks ago:
Panpsychists like:
- Comment on Come back later when they are finished and starting to deflate 2 weeks ago:
Sorry for the convenience
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 2 weeks ago:
Lmfao what free healthcare?
- Comment on Just a chill guy in a unchill world 2 weeks ago:
Fascists can scratch fascists, too!
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 2 weeks ago:
Ah lol I wouldn’t have viewed this as a “stupid poles” joke because iblack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.
But, if it’s a thing, I guess it’s a thing.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 2 weeks ago:
I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.
He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”
“Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”
Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.
- Comment on Jigsaw Trolley Problem 2 weeks ago:
We don’t even get that far. Everytime we try, the dude does something before we get the chance and then changes the rules lol
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 2 weeks ago:
Thats understandable. I don’t think I actually won any.
- Comment on Moth devouring his lamp 2 weeks ago:
crystal moth strikes again
- Comment on Jigsaw Trolley Problem 2 weeks ago:
I’m so confused by the added complexity here. If there’s a gold ball behind every door, the choice of door doesn’t matter.
We were asked to pull a ball from behind one of three doors, not figure out what two dudes know about balls in a grid.
I choose the following option:
Kick the madman in the nuts, open all the doors and take all of the balls, switch the trolly track myself, save the people, sell the balls, then go back and tie the madman to the tracks and ask him to pick the door with the black and blue balls. If he doesn’t choose his own fly as the door, TROLLEY.
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 2 weeks ago:
Right I didn’t want to be there anyway.
20 years later my moms like, “don’t you want your old trophies?” I said no. Those are your trophies.
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 2 weeks ago:
It was the Boomers who “needed” and forced these trophies on their kids (in the same way the forced sports on some of us) because their fragile egos needed their kids to be “successful” in a useless and arbitrary way.
- Comment on Not big on raves 3 weeks ago:
lol thank you!
Not only do I not speak French, I also don’t speak it well.
- Comment on Not big on raves 3 weeks ago:
My morning brain.
Fender: Moth no like L’Fender: Le papillon aime
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 3 weeks ago:
Pee lol
- Comment on Good boy 3 weeks ago:
Username checks out
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 3 weeks ago:
Lol I love that it’s a harrier jet. Someone should edit this to be that missing Malaysian airliner
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 3 weeks ago:
Lol I’m just using this guys own complaints against him of course I don’t expect anything of him.
Anyway back to being a goddamned idiot.
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 3 weeks ago:
I’m sick of arguing with bluemaga
then don’t.
Take your own advice and go fight or get out or whatever. Stop blaming people who you think have a responsibility to do whatever it is you think they should be doing for you and go do the thing yourself.
If fighting fasch were so important, you wouldn’t be indoors on lemmy telling people to leave.
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 3 weeks ago:
What a Trumpy thing to say.
- Comment on Too wordy a shitpost? 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t the cat have a perspective about whether it is dead or alive, which would collapse the wave form?