y0kai

@y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature is wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just swim paralelle to shore the whole tiem. You don’t have to wait until you’re 100s of meters out to sea. Just don’t swim against it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I might actually start brushing if that’s as delicious as it looks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’d they write “cum drops” without the umlaut making “cum drops” rhyme with “gum drops.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moderation⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I exist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle of the spoon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Panpsychists like:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back later when they are finished and starting to deflate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry for the convenience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmfao what free healthcare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a chill guy in a unchill world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascists can scratch fascists, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah lol I wouldn’t have viewed this as a “stupid poles” joke because iblack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

  But, if it’s a thing, I guess it’s a thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

  He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

  “Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

  Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jigsaw Trolley Problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t even get that far. Everytime we try, the dude does something before we get the chance and then changes the rules lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "We Tried" Award⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats understandable. I don’t think I actually won any.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moth devouring his lamp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  crystal moth strikes again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jigsaw Trolley Problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so confused by the added complexity here. If there’s a gold ball behind every door, the choice of door doesn’t matter.

  We were asked to pull a ball from behind one of three doors, not figure out what two dudes know about balls in a grid.

  I choose the following option:

  Kick the madman in the nuts, open all the doors and take all of the balls, switch the trolly track myself, save the people, sell the balls, then go back and tie the madman to the tracks and ask him to pick the door with the black and blue balls. If he doesn’t choose his own fly as the door, TROLLEY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "We Tried" Award⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right I didn’t want to be there anyway.

  20 years later my moms like, “don’t you want your old trophies?” I said no. Those are your trophies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "We Tried" Award⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the Boomers who “needed” and forced these trophies on their kids (in the same way the forced sports on some of us) because their fragile egos needed their kids to be “successful” in a useless and arbitrary way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not big on raves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol thank you!

  Not only do I not speak French, I also don’t speak it well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not big on raves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My morning brain.

  Fender: Moth no like L’Fender: Le papillon aime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, this is what people did back then⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pee lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good boy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I love that it’s a harrier jet. Someone should edit this to be that missing Malaysian airliner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I’m just using this guys own complaints against him of course I don’t expect anything of him.

  Anyway back to being a goddamned idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sick of arguing with bluemaga

  then don’t.

  Take your own advice and go fight or get out or whatever. Stop blaming people who you think have a responsibility to do whatever it is you think they should be doing for you and go do the thing yourself.

  If fighting fasch were so important, you wouldn’t be indoors on lemmy telling people to leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a Trumpy thing to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too wordy a shitpost?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t the cat have a perspective about whether it is dead or alive, which would collapse the wave form?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Round Earthers 🌍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, more of an atmo-plane at that point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lee Ghandi’s nuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not what, but who. Ligma is related to Lee Ghandi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wellbutrin and lexapro did it for me. Thank god