baguettefish

@baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In my childhood in Germany kids didn’t need to be picked up or dropped off, we either walked or took public transit (not dedicated school buses either). As far as I can tell that’s still the case where I live. It’s a very different urban design that facilitates it, and it results in more human lives in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am always prepared to move into this version of life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  as funny as this comment is, do console wars really need to exist? does brand loyalty and basing your identity on the products you consume need to exist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my last dream had me explaining to somebody that i do actually know how to use vim and don’t need any teaching. i was doing something high-stakes i think, like we were stealing a famous museum piece or something, and someone took out a hacker laptop with vim and i needed to operate it. the question was being asked right in the moment. i think the whole scene was just training or practice though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without fail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  come on eileen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big savings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair the dough is supposed to stay in the can where it’s safe from predators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i think the rich have seen the avocado toast problem for a long time. that’s why they sell you avocado toast, because clearly it’s making you poor and they have too much of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair the bible says just about everything about everything and you can interpret it in every possible and contradictory way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  a delicacy in fraitaly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think you're screwed, hun⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  half a doctor for two days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one rides the bus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  still not good for the eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the cats lack humanity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the super straights

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you’ve got an interesting imagination, but please don’t use it for evil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I try⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This case was definitely kitty experimenting with cause and effect, I can tell by the pixels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i love systemd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s not a power fantasy anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda's re-releases and remasters are getting outta control.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair what has happened to oblivion is that the game still runs entirely on the old creation engine, but the renderer and all the graphics assets have been swapped for unreal engine. you get old bugs as well as new bugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s probably some primordial vampire or anti-vampire god going through each case one by one and either letting the vampire come in or not, and it all happens in an instant. i imagine the results would change with the political ideology of said god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds good I'm in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  similar wrinkles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  life is like a gacha pull. you just need to reincarnate and try harder, maybe you get the coveted SSR birth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you need remarkably little wisdom to contribute to modern society

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get sum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am appalled at the fact that some people have casual sex with people they don’t intend to marry. That’s insane! But also yeah that’s the infinity of human expression, people are just all kinds of different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently we should shame people for selling at affordable prices⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair, with the taylor swift eras tour what happened was that taylor swift sold the tickets very cheaply but scalpers scalped it to hell and beyond, resulting in taylor swift losing out on a lot of money and scalpers having massive wins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinks shouldn’t be chewed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  boba is slightly insane but those fruity popping pearls are really good and make me feel things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  smooth face for a smooth life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  not saying it’s healthy, just that it can have good effects

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it is a way to vent, and venting/relieving stress can be pretty good. it doesn’t really solve the underlying problem and actually adds some problems of its own, but y’know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rude.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke “scientists”?

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  gay thot enbies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  then you need to buy 6x more alcohol, which is clearly not worth it