Anon’s a sucker

Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gullible@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

>looking for a new president 
>ask RNC booth attendant whether their candidate will start a war with Iran
>he doesn't understand 
>I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is and what is not war with Iran 
>he laughs and says "he’s a good candidate, sir"
>elect candidate
>war with Iran

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elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Why text no green?

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- unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Cost cutting measures due to inflation. Green ink is expensive.
  
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  - PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Image
    
    classic
    
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  - Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    No it’s the green pixels that cost too much.
    
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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  It’s a good greentext, sir
  
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- lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  We need a greytext community where lemmyites make the texts instead of 4chan
  
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  - Uri@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Agreed
    
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- Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Colorblind
  
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  - lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Colorblind!? Sir, I am sure that text is green. Just like this image of innocuously colorful dots.
    
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idriss@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
🤣 🤣 I am dead

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