PhobosAnomaly
@PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
- Comment on She only wanted the ring bros 1 week ago:
A dude I used to work with left his wife to deal with the newborn.
It was so bad between dayshifts that he used to leave the house at 2am and just sit in a motorway service station with a coffee for a few hours just to get some peace before coming to work.
If I tried that, my other half would stab me in the face.
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 1 week ago:
I mean, very few people would report symptoms of a runny nose or a fever after licking the socket…
- Comment on Birthing pains 2 weeks ago:
how the fuck are they not extinct?
- Comment on Forza Horizon 6 requirements are out 4 weeks ago:
FH1 was absolutely brilliant. Compared with a racing wheel, it genuinely felt like the Forza Motorsport series had been let loose, literally.
Each subsequent FH release has just been… cool, I guess? The next four iterations weren’t really groundbreaking and it felt like map packs than new games.
The soundtrack has consistently been absolutely banging though
- Comment on Some games take your time, but some take your feelings 5 weeks ago:
That’s a Pearl Abyss and a half
- Comment on Motorcycle parts 5 weeks ago:
didn’t even know 'um
- Comment on Migration minister fails UK citizenship test question 1 month ago:
I got 21 of 24. The NI Assembly question threw me for an absolute loop.
- Comment on Anon beats his meat 1 month ago:
fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances
- Comment on Also how do I know if it works? 1 month ago:
iShouldNotHaveSaidThat
NoFilter
AITW or AmITheWeirdo
ShouldHaveStoppedTalkingHalfHourAgo
WhyAreYouLikeThis
NonSequitur
…I will admit to having not checked any of these for availability on any instance, nor do I suggest any that are better than others or even if they’re good at all!
- Comment on Also how do I know if it works? 1 month ago:
Ordinarily i’d agree with you but I’ve neither the gift of the gab, nor the charisma for it to draw any attention!
It’ll naturally find a home soon though 😊
- Comment on Also how do I know if it works? 1 month ago:
Man I wish there was a comm for this meme or for these sorts of “what the fuck” questions that aren’t;'t white ShowerThoughts material.
- Comment on W rizz skibidi 1 month ago:
I appreciate you man.
I didn’t think it would take as long as it did. We’re a dying breed!
- Comment on W rizz skibidi 1 month ago:
Terminally online folk in the 2000s: “do you have stairs in your house?”
- Comment on U WOT M8?? 1 month ago:
“awiiight geezah, go an do me a favour lad, pair this fackin radio to the old dog and bone, yeah? Don’t mug me off with that passcode shit, just fackin work yeah? Brilliant cheers driver, ta-ra fella”
- Comment on yes, I do also use Arch (btw) 1 month ago:
That millennium bug sticker is a banger.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 2 months ago:
- Comment on my main system right now :3 2 months ago:
Absolutely. Certain things you can see from space, but those IBM keyboards you can hear from space. ❤️
- Comment on my main system right now :3 2 months ago:
get yo hooves out of the way, that keyboard looks awesome!
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 2 months ago:
A good friend put it well:
“It’s like a nice sunrise. I’ve seen it a thousand times before but I’m still going to admire it”
- Comment on Day 573 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 months ago:
Speaking of graffiti, some of the bantz scrawled on the walls of Thank Goodness You’re Here made me laugh. Great waste of a few hours.
- Comment on AltaVista? 2 months ago:
I miss the Directory listings of a search engine. It was great for finding a series of niche sites based on “Quake III news” or “Subaru Impreza owners club” or such like.
SEO has ruined the web 1.0 efforts to just shotgun news and opinion onto the web (fact checking was purely optional) - everything’s just a bit too clean and corporate now. Shame.
- Comment on Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 2 months ago:
It’s just missing an extra bollock and you’// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.
- Comment on Learn how to use Windows 95 with Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry. 2 months ago:
- Comment on YouTube sponsorship starter pack 2 months ago:
I’d love to see the YouTube analytics of a handful of really popular videos that have embedded sponsors. Even before the “jump ahead” feature, there must be a massive drop-off of people who just skip five or ten seconds ahead until the sponsor isn’t showing again.
- Comment on The danger of not thinking it out before you act 2 months ago:
A very cold one in winter.
- Comment on Art imitates life 2 months ago:
- Comment on M4M 2 months ago:
- Comment on "Hey Butthead what if this place is like, the manifestation of all our sins?" 2 months ago:
hurhurhurhurhurhur
yeah, but, there’s like chicks here
hurhurhurhurhurhur
yeah, we’re gonna score
hurhurhurhurhurhur
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 3 months ago:
Russian Roulette.
Test for nat20’s by using a semiautomatic handgun.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 3 months ago:
Like an Uno reverse in alternative medication form.
