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- Comment on Ġ̵̻ͅį̴̹̜̼̙͍͋̈̕m̷̦͎͈̎̄̄̿̈ṁ̶̭̫͓̞̻̾̂̚ë̶͚́̍̀͆ ̴̻͗̈́̿̂̚͝f̴̧̳̝͓̫̆̍͌͠u̸̧̖̠̗͔̽̽̾ȇ̶̝̠̎̔l̵̡͙͔̀́̃́̓͘,̵̠̜̽͛ ̴͙̜͇͚̥̜̑͛͐̓͆͒ḡ̸̮͝͠ḯ̸͍̩͛͗̍͝ṁ̶̛͎̖̭̖̓̃͑̃ḿ̵̫̇e̸͈͕̍̍͒ ̸̧̣̣̣̹̺͌̃ẇ̴̤̳͇̪̝̑̈́̏̚i̶͖͒̒r̶̢̪̙͉̭̥̂̐e̵̞̳̻̍͘ 1 week ago:
“I cannot pass through anything that is not a conductor”
Quantum tunneling: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”
- Comment on Festive Cookies! 3 weeks ago:
I mean, you could argue that “spend less time in enemy territory” counts for this.
- Comment on Festive Cookies! 3 weeks ago:
You forgot zero: don’t be there.
- Comment on Festive Cookies! 3 weeks ago:
Actually, it turns out the best strategy is to strip the plane’s armor - light planes need less fuel, which makes them even lighter, and that makes them faster. Fast planes spend less time in enemy airspace and are harder to hit.
- Comment on Machine go brrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr br br br br br br brbrbrbrb 3 weeks ago:
It fucking blew my mind when I realized what the “P” in that acronym stood for.
- Comment on Latitudes 3 weeks ago:
Why… why is Philadelphia spelled with an “F”?
- Comment on ˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 4 weeks ago:
Reminds me of a fun quote from a paleontology textbook:
“Only two types of animals managed to evolve wings without giving up another pair of limbs: insects and angels.”
- Comment on I dunno 5 weeks ago:
Knowing is half the battle!
- Comment on I dunno 5 weeks ago:
I understand prefix notation, but you got the order of operations wrong…
- Comment on Jurassic Park 2 months ago:
Don’t they actually address this in the film? Some kind like “Cretaceous park doesn’t roll off the tongue”?
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 2 months ago:
whoosh
- Comment on rude. 5 months ago:
Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.
- Comment on CRISPR-Cas9 5 months ago:
“Did you know…”
- Comment on if I fits... 6 months ago:
It’s a ~nice~ box.
- Comment on This ad that claims that windows 11 is 3 times faster than windows 10 7 months ago:
Bwahahahahahahaha
- Comment on Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 8 months ago:
Bunny owner here, I can answer this!
Rabbits produce two kinds of feces: normal “waste” feces and edible “cecotropes” or “cecal pellets”. They generally eat the cecotropes immediately after excreting them, and only drop the waste into their litterboxes.
- Comment on NZ Birbs 10 months ago:
thinks he’s a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
- Comment on this time it'll be different 10 months ago:
issa joke
- Comment on Halloween 4 Birbs 1 year ago:
Most Shrikes are like this. Their genus is Lanius, Latin for “butcher”.
(Also a fun piece of trivia for FTL fans.)
- Comment on The Circle of Life 1 year ago:
Cats make for pretty poor insect control. They mostly kill spiders, not “pest” insects.
- Comment on Hiiiiiii! 1 year ago:
Yeah, I’d like to see a source for this. There have been many proposed theories for why cats vocalize to humans, especially because “meowing” is not common between cats except for kittens. How do we know that it isn’t a request for food or attention?
- Comment on Maths 1 year ago:
“Allow us to introduce ourselves”
- Comment on Happy Pride ✨️❤️ 1 year ago:
This joke is much simpler if you’re bisexual.
You’re just Bismuth.