bobs_monkey

@bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Madlad has every outcome planned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not original in the slightest, but smooth nevertheless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And a side order of gout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  2002 was the ultimate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because New Years isn’t about boosting sales of consumer goods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Utah repeals labor law considered one of the most restrictive in the US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The more I look, the more questions I have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't tell the cable company about the splitter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GoldenEye. No screen-lookin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this real life?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just a poor boy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is in your pockets?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you fartmaster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is in your pockets?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does a drug bust⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Should’ve just called the power company and had them assess a new transformer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That evil dihydrogen monoxide is at it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even that, contact the respective state DOJ and have them but you on the restricted list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say gator on a (dic)tator, but I like yours better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Answer to all of those questions: 12.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve gotta think this is satire. Any American that’s ever had a burger has to know they charge more for a cheeseburger than a regular hamburger, regardless of the cheese type.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon travels overseas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who’s lactose intolerant, it is annoying to find stuff without dairy in it. Not impossible of course, but it is in the most random shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys, I fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I walk under ladders quite a bit at work, perhaps I should stop that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are some shows so dark?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The lights were too high for 100 years so they’re compensating. Dilithium crystals got expensive when the Ferengi cornered the market.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is inssein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And right now everyone is shocked, shocked I tell you, that their private for-profit “healthcare” is due to explode in cost, because “tax credits” are expiring, and definitely because greedy assholes want more money under an economic system run by a conman. Darndest thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The humanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  JB Weld or bust

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the first thing I wondered

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses the internet like a normie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t say really, the only time I use a chrome variant is on my laptop that’s piped through PiHole and I also have hosts.txt blocklist as well. Seems to work fine enough on the rare occasion I have to use chrome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses the internet like a normie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Without an adblock solution either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brendan Carr wants to let internet providers charge hidden fees again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But muh anyone-but-white people /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FCC could roll back rule requiring ISPs to list every fee, apparently, there are too many⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Incoming Fee Itemization Fee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I could find a country full of people that weren’t petty pissants I’d be thrilled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful what you wish for⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its ok, its not a real pole can anyway. The labeling is intact and there’s not a hint of rust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're not a hippy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo mama so ugly, everyone asked her to not churn butter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian authorities ask platforms to self-assess potential 'child endangerment social media'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’ve completed our investigation of ourselves and have found we’ve done nothing wrong.”