bobs_monkey
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- Comment on I might actually be a respectable member of society 3 days ago:
Damn, that must’ve been some good acid.
- Comment on I might actually be a respectable member of society 3 days ago:
Eh, I sometimes think that had I not ridden the magic carpet back in the day, I’d probably would not have progressed nearly as much in life.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 4 days ago:
- Comment on Advice Dog 2 weeks ago:
I’m digging the meme reset.
Now get off my lawn.
- Comment on Cant Decide 🤖 3 weeks ago:
As much as I vehemently despise AI, these days, I’ll take positivity where I can get it.
- Comment on Priorities 5 weeks ago:
Wah wah wah wah
- Comment on Madlad has every outcome planned 1 month ago:
Not original in the slightest, but smooth nevertheless.
- Comment on Damn 1 month ago:
And a side order of gout.
- Comment on Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones? 1 month ago:
2002 was the ultimate
- Comment on Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones? 1 month ago:
Because New Years isn’t about boosting sales of consumer goods.
- Comment on Utah repeals labor law considered one of the most restrictive in the US 1 month ago:
Nice.
- Comment on :3 1 month ago:
The more I look, the more questions I have.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 1 month ago:
GoldenEye. No screen-lookin.
- Comment on Is this real life? 1 month ago:
I’m just a poor boy
- Comment on What is in your pockets? 2 months ago:
Thank you fartmaster
- Comment on What is in your pockets? 2 months ago:
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
- Comment on Anon does a drug bust 2 months ago:
Should’ve just called the power company and had them assess a new transformer
- Comment on Gravity! 2 months ago:
That evil dihydrogen monoxide is at it again.
- Comment on I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun? 2 months ago:
Not even that, contact the respective state DOJ and have them but you on the restricted list.
- Comment on Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy. 2 months ago:
I was gonna say gator on a (dic)tator, but I like yours better
- Comment on So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up? 2 months ago:
Answer to all of those questions: 12.
- Comment on Racism restaurant 2 months ago:
I’ve gotta think this is satire. Any American that’s ever had a burger has to know they charge more for a cheeseburger than a regular hamburger, regardless of the cheese type.
- Comment on Anon travels overseas 2 months ago:
As someone who’s lactose intolerant, it is annoying to find stuff without dairy in it. Not impossible of course, but it is in the most random shit.
- Comment on Guys, I fucked up 2 months ago:
I walk under ladders quite a bit at work, perhaps I should stop that.
- Comment on Why are some shows so dark? 2 months ago:
The lights were too high for 100 years so they’re compensating. Dilithium crystals got expensive when the Ferengi cornered the market.
- Comment on This is inssein 3 months ago:
And right now everyone is shocked, shocked I tell you, that their private for-profit “healthcare” is due to explode in cost, because “tax credits” are expiring, and definitely because greedy assholes want more money under an economic system run by a conman. Darndest thing.
- Comment on The humanity 3 months ago:
JB Weld or bust
- Comment on 3 months ago:
That’s the first thing I wondered
- Comment on Anon uses the internet like a normie 3 months ago:
I couldn’t say really, the only time I use a chrome variant is on my laptop that’s piped through PiHole and I also have hosts.txt blocklist as well. Seems to work fine enough on the rare occasion I have to use chrome.
- Comment on Anon uses the internet like a normie 3 months ago:
Without an adblock solution either
