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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’d recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you’re pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don’t have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.

  Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Being pregnant and having children can be very lonely, so no

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sex will get you attention, not so much the pregnancy.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But pregnant people are public property. At least people behave like they are

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• EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No. Absolutely do NOT get pregnant for attention.

  That’s what abortions are for.

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  • seatwiggy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Get an abortion for attention? I think there’s a prerequisite to that

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pregnancy AND an abortion?? She’ll get TWICE as much attention 😄

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yahoo Answers, is that you?

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  • BlindFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    prrrrrRrRrRrRreh-GANTEH

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      what should I do with a luigi board?

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• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pregante

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pregant?

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pergnat.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    shit. what if i have too many attentions and i don’t want to get gregnant

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rage bait is boring.

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  • endless_nameless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    dude, this isn’t rage bait. it’s clearly a joke.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thx. Looks like Facebook rage bait.
      I left there a few years ago tho so maybe it’s changed?

      Rage bait on inspirational backgrounds was a think for a while, then i stopped looking forever.

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its probably that same CCP incel who posts all the gender war propaganda.

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    • Stormy@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Should figure that out, those people suck.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How is babby formed?

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  • richie_golds@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s a rather complex and intricate biological process wherein mommy and daddy wish upon a star, and that star descends from they sky, becoming a new seed which gently plants itself in a cabbage patch. From there, after continuous watering and plenty of sunlight, the seed blossoms into a beautiful flower which when blooms, opens to reveal a diamond. That diamond later forms into an infant child, and can begin the long process of growing up and consuming resources.

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Depends… Pregnant by a horse? That will give you attention. Pregnant by a human male well…

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• Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yes

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  if you want to alter your body or living situation for attention, have you tried voluntary incontinence?

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The thing is that in the long run, you have to give much more attention than you get so doing the math, I say no, but I’m not a mathematician to be honest

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i’ve read your previous posts so no, absolutely not

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I disagree. Boy preggers is pretty rad. Image

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is that Danny Devito?

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

  Gregnant

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think it’s too common. Takes a bit of effort but I’m sure there is potential for some exciting lore development that will raise eyebrows in every casual conversation.

  Like do you think you could make yourself look pregnant with coke and mentos? No matter what the result is it would be interesting to hear that story.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cheaper to just declare you’re trans.

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• diptchip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t normally support suicide for attention…

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  🙄😞

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