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Being pregnant and having children can be very lonely, so no
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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gray@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The sex will get you attention, not so much the pregnancy.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
But pregnant people are public property. At least people behave like they are
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
No. Absolutely do NOT get pregnant for attention.
That’s what abortions are for.
seatwiggy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Get an abortion for attention? I think there’s a prerequisite to that
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pregnancy AND an abortion?? She’ll get TWICE as much attention 😄
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2 months ago
Yahoo Answers, is that you?
BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
prrrrrRrRrRrRreh-GANTEH
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what should I do with a luigi board?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
shit. what if i have too many attentions and i don’t want to get gregnant
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Rage bait is boring.
endless_nameless@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dude, this isn’t rage bait. it’s clearly a joke.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Thx. Looks like Facebook rage bait.
I left there a few years ago tho so maybe it’s changed?Rage bait on inspirational backgrounds was a think for a while, then i stopped looking forever.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
Its probably that same CCP incel who posts all the gender war propaganda.
Stormy@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Should figure that out, those people suck.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
How is babby formed?
richie_golds@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s a rather complex and intricate biological process wherein mommy and daddy wish upon a star, and that star descends from they sky, becoming a new seed which gently plants itself in a cabbage patch. From there, after continuous watering and plenty of sunlight, the seed blossoms into a beautiful flower which when blooms, opens to reveal a diamond. That diamond later forms into an infant child, and can begin the long process of growing up and consuming resources.
vrek@programming.dev 2 months ago
Depends… Pregnant by a horse? That will give you attention. Pregnant by a human male well…
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
if you want to alter your body or living situation for attention, have you tried voluntary incontinence?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The thing is that in the long run, you have to give much more attention than you get so doing the math, I say no, but I’m not a mathematician to be honest
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
i’ve read your previous posts so no, absolutely not
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.
Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 months ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think it’s too common. Takes a bit of effort but I’m sure there is potential for some exciting lore development that will raise eyebrows in every casual conversation.
Like do you think you could make yourself look pregnant with coke and mentos? No matter what the result is it would be interesting to hear that story.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 months ago
Cheaper to just declare you’re trans.
diptchip@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t normally support suicide for attention…
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🙄😞
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you’re pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don’t have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.
Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.