zxqwas
@zxqwas@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trump emails be like 3 days ago:
If the message was the opposite “you have not pledged to vote Democrat” what would be your guess as to who made it and why?
To me it sounds like trolling.
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 5 days ago:
In international politics the “good guys” are the ones that are hostile towards your enemy regardless of any other shortcomings.
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 week ago:
Money up front.
- Comment on There's got to be a name for this 3 weeks ago:
Mercenary carpet muncher?
- Comment on World piss 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, we should drop bombs on them instead!
Jokes aside do you have a better solution?
- Comment on The body you really want 5 weeks ago:
I’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.
- Comment on The body you really want 5 weeks ago:
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
- Comment on knowledge 1 month ago:
Unless you know the maths you sound the same to someone who does when you talk about vibrations, energy and dimensions.
- Comment on A girl's gotta make money 1 month ago:
It depends on if you’re using carrots, cucumber or zucchini and what hole you you put them in.
The fact that they are different genres on most well organized porn sites shows how far we’ve gotten as a civilisation.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 1 month ago:
A hunter in wow. At least I’m not a DH.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
So how much better did the healthcare system become since?
- Comment on I dare you to criticize the aliens for an extended period of time. 1 month ago:
Money up front.
- Comment on I'm Different 1 month ago:
I’ve never seen a group of 3 guys wearing the same tshirt outside of sporting events so it’s certainly different to me.
- Comment on Good ole reviews 1 month ago:
There is only one decimal place. 4.95 stars would round up.
- Comment on Good ole reviews 1 month ago:
5 (5511) is even more suspect than 5 (3).
- Comment on Ciao 1 month ago:
I guess you’ll have to step up your horny posting to fill the void until she is back.
- Comment on On so many occasions 1 month ago:
The penis mightier than the gun.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Think the less I care if I’m cringe the more comfortable I feel.
- Comment on Choices 2 months ago:
Think the nearest McD is 280km away.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 2 months ago:
Congratulations, you’re one quarter of a century old now.
- Comment on I should offer him a custom vid 2 months ago:
Could broaden your niche to the “help me stepdad I’m stuck under the sink” genre.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 2 months ago:
You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
In what way do you consider yourself shy?
On a related note last summer I saw a girl walking out from the bar in one of those inflateable dinosaur costumes. That was the most standing out I’ve seen.
- Comment on Is this sufficiently advanced technology? 2 months ago:
Computers have voodoo goblins inside them with the personalities of extremely malevolent genies.
- Comment on Which is it, bub? 2 months ago:
I’ll do my best to do it perpendicular to you in a vain attempt to be contrarian.
- Comment on We hate him no matter who he represents. 2 months ago:
If he was running as a democrat would you have voted for a generic republican instead?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
- Comment on Mood 2 months ago:
But I want to sit indoors and argue with you instead!!! You fool!!!1
- Comment on Why are AAA games a rip off in US, UK & EU? 2 months ago:
At the very least sales tax/VAT are different.
- Comment on uj/ any advice for first timers? 2 months ago:
Plenty of lube and stretch first