zxqwas
@zxqwas@lemmy.world
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 day ago:
Money up front.
- Comment on There's got to be a name for this 2 weeks ago:
Mercenary carpet muncher?
- Comment on World piss 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, we should drop bombs on them instead!
Jokes aside do you have a better solution?
- Comment on The body you really want 4 weeks ago:
I’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.
- Comment on The body you really want 4 weeks ago:
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
- Comment on knowledge 4 weeks ago:
Unless you know the maths you sound the same to someone who does when you talk about vibrations, energy and dimensions.
- Comment on A girl's gotta make money 4 weeks ago:
It depends on if you’re using carrots, cucumber or zucchini and what hole you you put them in.
The fact that they are different genres on most well organized porn sites shows how far we’ve gotten as a civilisation.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 5 weeks ago:
A hunter in wow. At least I’m not a DH.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
So how much better did the healthcare system become since?
- Comment on I dare you to criticize the aliens for an extended period of time. 1 month ago:
Money up front.
- Comment on I'm Different 1 month ago:
I’ve never seen a group of 3 guys wearing the same tshirt outside of sporting events so it’s certainly different to me.
- Comment on Good ole reviews 1 month ago:
There is only one decimal place. 4.95 stars would round up.
- Comment on Good ole reviews 1 month ago:
5 (5511) is even more suspect than 5 (3).
- Comment on Ciao 1 month ago:
I guess you’ll have to step up your horny posting to fill the void until she is back.
- Comment on On so many occasions 1 month ago:
The penis mightier than the gun.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Think the less I care if I’m cringe the more comfortable I feel.
- Comment on Choices 1 month ago:
Think the nearest McD is 280km away.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 1 month ago:
Congratulations, you’re one quarter of a century old now.
- Comment on I should offer him a custom vid 1 month ago:
Could broaden your niche to the “help me stepdad I’m stuck under the sink” genre.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 1 month ago:
You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
In what way do you consider yourself shy?
On a related note last summer I saw a girl walking out from the bar in one of those inflateable dinosaur costumes. That was the most standing out I’ve seen.
- Comment on Is this sufficiently advanced technology? 1 month ago:
Computers have voodoo goblins inside them with the personalities of extremely malevolent genies.
- Comment on Which is it, bub? 1 month ago:
I’ll do my best to do it perpendicular to you in a vain attempt to be contrarian.
- Comment on We hate him no matter who he represents. 1 month ago:
If he was running as a democrat would you have voted for a generic republican instead?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
- Comment on Mood 2 months ago:
But I want to sit indoors and argue with you instead!!! You fool!!!1
- Comment on Why are AAA games a rip off in US, UK & EU? 2 months ago:
At the very least sales tax/VAT are different.
- Comment on uj/ any advice for first timers? 2 months ago:
Plenty of lube and stretch first
- Comment on How did Voldemort actually die? 2 months ago:
Don’t think anyone changed their opinion about her writing, they went from overlooking what is bad because they liked the story or whatever to criticising what is bad because they dislike her opinion.
- Comment on Not a single one 2 months ago:
I would not put all my money on just one solution. I don’t know how many years away grid scale storage is. I hope it’s 1 year, I expect it’s a decade or more.
Besides, we had 6 consecutive weeks country wide harsh winter this year. Storing it over night, or over a few days of mild winds is feasible. 6 weeks of little to no sun, mild winds and high demand is eyepopping.