“Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high”
Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Submitted 2 days ago by Valuy@lemmy.zip to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://apnews.com/article/nvidea-huang-artificial-intelligence-8334abcbc6ed8d3d7889b640ec6fa05b
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eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
utopiah@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it’s better for them too.
Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It’s like smoking in planes.
We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Everyone has to start buying my product. We have no choice. I don’t make the rules.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Everyone should use guillotines. Society has no choice but to change. I used to be a parasite. When the revolution came along, you obviously can’t be a parasite now
Lemming6969@lemmy.world 2 days ago
In reality, everyone should use securities backed loans. You have no choice but to change. I used to be starving. You can’t be a poor anymore.
ecvanalog@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
How…how old are you, Jensen?
matdave@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
I’d guess late 1800’s. It always sucks when people don’t realize until they look old the key to immortalilty is just eating a fresh baby once a year.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I spat my drink out reading this
rmrf@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 16 hours ago
But his press training will call it “spin”
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
When cars came along? How old is he?
Carnelian@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He also thinks there are one billion people on earth total. So between that and the invention of cars being in his memory, I think we can place him solidly in the mid 1800’s?
Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fucking vampires
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wait…maybe AI isn’t wrong all the time. Maybe it was just programmed by CEOs that are wrong all the time!
Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I just took that statement to be a mask off moment where he reveals just how little he thinks of most humans. He can’t really be stupid enough to think there are only one billion humans on the planet?
moendopi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Was this in the article or is this something he said elsewhere?
nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 2 days ago
Huang was born and spent early childhood in the city of Taipei. In 1968, by the time he was five years old, there were 17,000 cars and 75,000 motorcycles† in the city with population of 13,801,200‡, with one car per 812 people.
† Taipei MRT celebrates its 30th birthday | EuroView, 2026
‡ Population records increases in Taiwan | CountryEconomyfascicle@leminal.space 2 days ago
How old was he before cars were invented and playing in the street though
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Saburo Arasaka was born in 1919 in Japan… wait, sorry, wrong biography. This corporate villain was born in Taiwan in 1963.
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
One of the worst takes of all time
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It’s more of an argument for getting rid of cars than for using AI.
lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
From the guy that brought us: “All the CPUs in the past were built for humans, this CPU is built for agents.”
Rothe@piefed.social 17 hours ago
Also “There are only 1 billion humans…”
blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
“. . . their own graves because we’re not going to feed you with wages now that AI can fo your job” said the rich.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn’t expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don’t want your AI slop anywhere near my life.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Please use my product so I don’t have to sell one of my yachts”.
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
“Please use my product so I can buy a couple more yachts”
FTFY
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
his jackets.
Jiral@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Turns out, if you don’t sacrifice cities on the car altar and plan for quality if life instead, children can in fact play on the streets. The Netherlands show it.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
dont you mean sacrifice City resources to giant DATACENTERS altar.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
CEO says thing in attempt to force thing to be true because it’s beneficial to CEO.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Uhhh, we def played in the streets despite cars. You just call off the game for a sec
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
“CAR!”
shuffles net to the curb
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“GAME ON!” quickly tries to score before they are ready
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
I’m seeing a pattern here…only bad things work in his example.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 16 hours ago
Are you trying to use guns and drugs as examples of bad things? Because I personally believe more people should have a certain amount of guns and allowed to experience a certain amount of drugs. If willing.
7101334@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey now, some drugs are very good things
Almost no AI is
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Just like AI was made to make people think less, cars were made so people couldn’t play on the streets anymore so we would have less Vitamin D and physical activity. First step to domination is weakening your enemy.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I strongly suspect this jackal doesn’t predate cars.
I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.
switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.
7101334@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I get what you mean but without sufficient sources of renewable energy - which do not exist right now and cannot be expanded without exploitation of miners (including children) in the Congo and elsewhere - there’s no way this technology can benefit us in a net sense. Summaries of messages we read anyway and uncanny simulations of celebrities eating pasta will never offset the damage inherently caused to the natural world by the energy consumed by the slop machine.
Like there are no ethical billionaires, there’s no ethical generative AI (except for early-development-stage medical / science stuff like protein combinations or cancer diagnoses, though I think the cancer-detecting AI is way older than current gen AI)
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
When cars come along you just yell “Car!” and get out of the street.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
Hey! I’m walking here !
sonofearth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
c/fuck_ai and c/fuckcars collab
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The AI bubble depends on this kind of brainwashing to stay inflated. But they can’t escape the truth, that AI is an answer looking for a question that isn’t necessarily being asked. Sure there are useful applications, but I don’t actually need it for anything I do.
It seems to be a big deal to people who don’t know how to do a lot of stuff. I already know how to do a lot of things, and I know how to find info by reading when I need to learn something, so the most popular use cases for AI don’t apply to me and I just don’t use it.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sure there are useful applications, but I don’t actually need it for anything I do.
I’ve seen applications that are very useful. YouTuber Berm Peak used ai to bypass the controller of the world’s worst ebike so it wouldn’t become e-waste and fix it’s worst flaws. Yes new firmware could have been written from scratch. But he fixes bikes. He’s not a software developer.
It’s like you don’t need a ball point pen to write, you could use a quill and save the plastic waste. But quills are so slow you don’t even consider it.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 day ago
So in other words… it’s a big deal to people who don’t know how to do a lot of stuff.
I actually know how to write software, and I refuse to work on any code an LLM has touched. Critical thinking is one of the most important parts of programming, and LLMs can’t do it. That results in broken spaghetti code that’s a nightmare to fix, because the AI never stopped to think about maintainability, low coupling, or the actual purpose of the software. It can’t stop and think.
87Six@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
A dude DYI’ing his bike isn’t something to even take into account…
Like saying screwdrivers are useful because I used one once to hammer in a nail because I didn’t have a hammer and I had no idea what I was doing… Doesn’t mean the screwdriver was useful in that instance, it just means I was too incompetent to use the right tool and knowledge for the job.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m in the US. Kids still play in the street.
Seldon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Rich-asshole/CEO-says-a-thing journalism. They say something completely absurd, and it actually makes its way around the news and memes. I swear, if we stop reporting these imbeciles and sharing this nonsense, half of the internet would have no idea what to do. The internet thrives and dies on these stupid souless pointless reactionary news articles, Tiktok dancing and tide-pod eating/trendy bullshit, and LLM stupidity.
1984@lemmy.today 1 day ago
You mean social media, not the internet. You can go to websites about cooking and find nothing about these guys there. :)
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Man, I didn’t know they didn’t have cars back in the 60s.
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
To be fair, he was bron in Taiwan, just 20 or so years after the ROC retreated from mainland China.
He then lived in the city of Tainan and later in Thailand.
Then, also consider what he may have ment by “when car came along”, I would read it less litteral and more like “when mass car ownership came along”.
One or two cars in the area per day won’t prevent anyone from playing in the streets, but when that increases to hundreds per day, that changes things.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is he being pro-AI or anti-car?
krisevol@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Hes pro car. He sells a lot of hardware for car manufacturing self driving tech.
1984@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Anti walk in traffic I guess… :)
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
You know, he’s right - we should start investing in mass transit so we don’t need the cars, and kids can play in the street again.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.
No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.
Feyd@programming.dev 2 days ago
I wish he would play in the streets now
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Better yet, play on the freeway
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 10 minutes ago
Jensen’s leather jacket shtick is worse than Zukk’s necklace bling bullshit. CEO “cool” consultants living the dream making these guys look like absolute clowns.