smeenz
@smeenz@lemmy.nz
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 1 day ago:
Lol
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 1 day ago:
Nice that you work at a place that allows that.
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 1 day ago:
Unless that’s locked down by enterprise policy.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 1 week ago:
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
- Comment on RIP 🚽 1 week ago:
- instant nazi
- Comment on Just found this behind a wendys dumpster 1 week ago:
Sir, this is a Wendys … dumpster
- Comment on .🤨. 3 weeks ago:
Hmmm suspicious username. Are you sure you’re not a pastafarian spy ?
- Comment on .🤨. 3 weeks ago:
Death by snoo snoo!
- Comment on the tech billionaires have lost the plot 5 weeks ago:
Didn’t that happen in a bond movie ?
- Comment on Just to get this straight. If I stand outside a voting center and give each person 500 bucks to vote for me. That is illegal? But if I am a Dipshit In Chief and offer 5k that is 100 percent legal? 5 weeks ago:
Nobody is getting any money
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 5 weeks ago:
I do not want the mental imagery of trump under the covers
- Comment on No Man's Sky 10th anniversary Cosmos update is here, and that means orbital bases, space station ownership - and yes, you can finally fly to the sun 5 weeks ago:
Strange. I’ve always wanted to send other people into it
- Comment on Nice Going Buddy 1 month ago:
Fuck off. You do not get a pass to call people nazis.
- Comment on Nice Going Buddy 1 month ago:
You can also ask how to spell you’re
- Comment on Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months 1 month ago:
Exactly. This is just an amusing symptom.
- Comment on Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months 1 month ago:
They’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky?
I guess I’m good with that.
- Comment on Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months 1 month ago:
Hibernating
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Decarte is moving now.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You’re thinking of her sister, Liar
- Comment on Jimmy Neutron confirmed Chad? 1 month ago:
Narrativium
- Comment on Well if that isn't just about the most evil thing you could openly admit to doing. 1 month ago:
Trump is certain that he is the smartest person in the room at all times
- Comment on Well if that isn't just about the most evil thing you could openly admit to doing. 1 month ago:
"I love the poorly educated! " - trump
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
There’s a new season ?
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
Autistic… maybe, but suffering from ptsd, definitely.
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
I am a leaf on the wind
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
… and they can’t even spell weighs
- Comment on Funny how that works 1 month ago:
Gotta get that indoctrinated mindset installed when they’re young and pliable
- Comment on Funny how that works 1 month ago:
Torts and prears
- Comment on Funny how that works 1 month ago:
His diaper collects it all, he doesn’t know or care how or when it gets there.