Roll tide!
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
missandry351@lemmings.world 2 months ago
The Alabama jokes write themselves
Makhno@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
Are you lost?
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Keep up the good fight
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
What the fediverse
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
supercargo@r.nf 2 months ago
g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what is wrong here? My brain shutdown.
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 months ago
This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common
missandry351@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s fake. Curiosity satiated.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Gotta keep it in the family
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
Diplomjodler@feddit.org 2 months ago
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Baseball, huh?
Bonus@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Average American
fubarx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny, but fake: leadstories.com/…/fake-news-cousins-arrested-afte…
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.
Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?