Roll tide!
Submitted 4 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
missandry351@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
The Alabama jokes write themselves
Makhno@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 4 weeks ago
Are you lost?
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Keep up the good fight
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
What the fediverse
mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
supercargo@r.nf 4 weeks ago
g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what is wrong here? My brain shutdown.
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common
missandry351@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It’s fake. Curiosity satiated.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Gotta keep it in the family
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
Diplomjodler@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Baseball, huh?
Bonus@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Average American
fubarx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Funny, but fake: leadstories.com/…/fake-news-cousins-arrested-afte…
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.
Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?