Roll tide!

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Funny, but fake: leadstories.com/…/fake-news-cousins-arrested-afte…

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

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• missandry351@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Alabama jokes write themselves

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Makhno@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

  Very cool

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  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you lost?

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  • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Keep up the good fight

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• NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What the fediverse

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

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• supercargo@r.nf ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Roll tide!

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta keep it in the family

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• g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

  GBO

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what is wrong here? My brain shutdown.

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  • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

    Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      usually

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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?

    Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.

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  • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s fake. Curiosity satiated.

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

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    • missandry351@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you not seen the past European royalty?

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

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• Diplomjodler@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn prudes never let people have fun!

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Baseball, huh?

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• Bonus@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Average American

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