LuxSpark
@LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
- Comment on Water time 1 hour ago:
I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 1 day ago:
Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?
- Comment on After Machado Offers Her Nobel, Trump Says It Would Be an ‘Honor’ to Accept It 1 day ago:
Why does he want this so badly, he hates peace.
- Comment on I can still smell them 3 days ago:
Pop the whole roll at once.
- Comment on Coming in hot 5 days ago:
“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 4 weeks ago:
At the Dr’s
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 4 weeks ago:
That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.
- Comment on Your job is going to fire you for an unexcused absence. So you send them a pic to prove that you are in the hospital 1 month ago:
Looks serious.
- Comment on Can anyone scientists confirm? 1 month ago:
The fish, full with hubris, offer themselves up.
- Comment on Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate? 1 month ago:
How do they explain? Some variation on God spoke to me.
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 month ago:
…Hammer Time! 🦀
- Comment on Trump Administration Plans a Shake-Up at ICE to Speed Deportations 2 months ago:
What’s DOGE doing these days?
- Comment on reaction 2 months ago:
Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.
- Comment on Pizza Hut falls into administration with 68 restaurants at risk 2 months ago:
There might be a few. Mostly just serving up sad pizza.
- Comment on What possible evolutionary advantage is offered by my ears suddenly sprouting tons of hair? 2 months ago:
You have moved into the decline phase. You have shot your shot, and you’re out of evolutionary competition.
- Comment on Chimps consume alcohol equivalent of nearly 2 drinks a day - Ars Technica 3 months ago:
Pffft…lightweights.
- Comment on Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out. 3 months ago:
I don’t need my cat judging me.
- Comment on In the long ago past, people needed to do THIS 3 months ago:
It’s buffer for security codes.
- Comment on Don't miss this Lunar event! 3 months ago:
…Duuuude!
- Comment on Oh, right... 3 months ago:
Colorful leaves and cool weather, or fascist dystopia? Coming to a fall near you!
- Comment on Well, shit. 4 months ago:
It’s fine, just restore the backup.
- Comment on Always with the red flags 4 months ago:
Rockstar: solve all our problems
- Comment on Over 450 Diablo developers at Blizzard have unionized 4 months ago:
There’s 450 Diablo developers?
- Comment on Texas MashHouse 4 months ago:
Maybe don’t do both at the same time.
- Comment on Read AT&T CEO's frank response to employee feedback about a 5-day RTO mandate — and much more 5 months ago:
Just an overpaid parasite doing what he can to abuse employees and customers.
- Comment on Britain is Losing its Free Speech, and America Could be Next 5 months ago:
Could be?
- Comment on She'll go far 5 months ago:
Change? What do I look like, a bank?
- Comment on After laying off 9,000 employees , Microsoft records $27.2 billion profit in latest quarter 5 months ago:
Be important or key. If not, you are fair game.
- Comment on I'm hotmail 5 months ago:
No, this is Patrick!
- Comment on Alabama Christian School Teacher Arrested for Alleged Sexual Misconduct with Student 5 months ago:
Not a drag queen, I bet.