What a gentleman

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If that were on the table, the stool would’ve already been cleaned out.

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• rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re next.

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• Helvetica@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This would be funny if the guy was THE ROCK and the girl was also THE ROCK.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lemme just make the calculations to see whether you’re right about that…

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m starting to think that this conversation was fictitious.

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You really think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

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    • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.

      Anyways, it’s time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won’t know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait… That’s the second version of this meme I’ve seen in a week. Is this… A TREND

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You might be in a meme loop. You could have been seeing this meme dozens, even thousands of times.

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• everett@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shockingly forward single-entendre, considering that is a chair.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If it goes well, there’ll be more stool to push in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s the joke.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a chair!

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It works at least in German: Stuhl is both the furniture and the term doctors use to describe poop.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On the bristol stool chart that’s what we call a 2. It’s like a perfect stool in the sense that you could sit on ut, (but it’s not really a stool.)[lemmy.world/comment/16762400]

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe he’s Dutch. In Dutch “chair” is “stoel”, you pronounce it as “stool”

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I’ll have the saline please.”

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