What a gentleman

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• rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re next.

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• everett@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shockingly forward single-entendre, considering that is a chair.

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• Helvetica@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemme just make the calculations to see whether you’re right about that…

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a chair!

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It works at least in German: Stuhl is both the furniture and the term doctors use to describe poop.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In American English, a stool can also mean furniture and poop. (I am guessing this comes directly from German.)

      The comment, you replied to, makes sense because in American English a stool and a chair are different types of sitting furniture. The difference being a stool has no or limited back support and can be counter height.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On the bristol stool chart that’s what we call a 2. It’s like a perfect stool in the sense that you could sit on ut, (but it’s not really a stool.)[lemmy.world/comment/16762400]

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe he’s Dutch. In Dutch “chair” is “stoel”, you pronounce it as “stool”

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m starting to think that this conversation was fictitious.

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You really think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

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    • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.

      Anyways, it’s time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won’t know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait… That’s the second version of this meme I’ve seen in a week. Is this… A TREND

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You might be in a meme loop. You could have been seeing this meme dozens, even thousands of times.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same here. Is there a stool pushing convention I missed?

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If that were on the table, the stool would’ve already been cleaned out.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If it goes well, there’ll be more stool to push in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the joke.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’ll have the saline please.”

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ))<>((

  Forever.

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• SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know. Can you?

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• leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  a very stool-some post!

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• phar@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She has a strong chin

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