EffortlessEffluvium
@EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
- Comment on Is it just me or is this a terrible idea? 6 days ago:
College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!
- Comment on Brazilian Wandering Spider 3 weeks ago:
Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 3 weeks ago:
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
- Comment on It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum! 4 weeks ago:
Chicken pot pi
- Comment on Tough Shit 4 weeks ago:
TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…
- Comment on Ackchuallly 1 month ago:
Datum is indeed a word in English. Singular point of information.
- Comment on Your stupid decal finally makes sense! 1 month ago:
I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.
- Comment on fwiends 1 month ago:
AaaaaAAaaaaaaaAaaAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaa
breathes in
AAAaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaa
- Comment on Preference 1 month ago:
And the buns still don’t match in number!
- Comment on UPDATE: Here is the final design of the Humorless Toaster, that this wonderful community helped me pick yesterday! (Needless to say one of the previous versions was unintentionally problematic) 2 months ago:
Really??? “Final solution”???
- Comment on Pavlov 2 months ago:
Oh that’s just JackGreenEarth’s conditioned response
- Comment on Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight. 2 months ago:
Are you now banned from the country club?
- Comment on Get High Like Planes 2 months ago:
Carry it around and make nrowwwn sounds like an airplane
- Comment on Steam is recommending homophobic curators. 4 months ago:
Between quite a few developers being queer and queer inclusion in the actual games it won’t be long before these reviewers can’t even play Candy Crush.
Self-exclusion FTW
- Comment on Check this shit out 4 months ago:
Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 4 months ago:
Thank Zaphod the Hyperspace Bypass is on schedule!
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 4 months ago:
I await the ones for the Moon or Mars…
- Comment on Nintendo Issues Multiple DMCAs On The Modding Site 'GameBanana' 5 months ago:
It’s not patents, it’s trademarks. Kleenex is the best example: Overuse of it as a generic term leads the company to call it “Kleenex brand”. Lego has fought this for years, with the boxes promoting calling them “Lego bricks”, lest all building bricks become generic “Legos”.
Patents expire after 17 years regardless of usage, trademarks can last forever.
- Comment on His presence terrorizes this town 5 months ago:
Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.
- Comment on The only time it's ok to snitch... 5 months ago:
Flirty Bisexual Interrogations
- Comment on natural wonders 5 months ago:
Pluto?!? Get that scrub outta here!!!
- Comment on Pancakes 6 months ago:
Crabcakes
- Comment on hot dog 6 months ago:
All of you were working on the train!?!
- Comment on Fucking tongs 6 months ago:
It’s like surgery: “Scalpel…Forceps…Gauze…”
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 6 months ago:
I just want to know if birds go around thinking, “Crushing your head! Crushing your head!”
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 6 months ago:
That’s because it’s legit! It’s here therefore it’s real! It’s real because it’s here!
Basic tautology dude!
- Comment on Trust exercise 7 months ago:
Not mine, it’s Occidental.
- Comment on Patience 8 months ago:
I don’t know about flying in that FrankenPlane…
There’s more than one definition of patient!
- Comment on puns 8 months ago:
It’s a nybble…
- Comment on I can't read it 9 months ago:
There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…