EffortlessEffluvium
@EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
- Comment on I never noticed this before. But now I see it 4 weeks ago:
He’s from Weinerville!
- Comment on Protip: 1 month ago:
I avoid tetanus by not standing like this
- Comment on Top 10 Most Realistic Photoshops... 1 month ago:
Yeah! They forgot the cute hats!
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 1 month ago:
Do you use both hands when you shit? I don’t.
- Comment on Only $50? 1 month ago:
Dude, piss baby was right there!
- Comment on We don't have 1 month ago:
And not a burger?!?
- Comment on Bugs are the tits 1 month ago:
Some also have stingers
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 2 months ago:
No no an archipelago is a group of islands. This is Archie Andrews.
- Comment on It's bad man 2 months ago:
What, were you hoping Leo would give you one last chance?
- Comment on What a gentleman 2 months ago:
You might be in a meme loop. You could have been seeing this meme dozens, even thousands of times.
- Comment on Pope 2 months ago:
BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
- Comment on Meowrine bilologeek 2 months ago:
Blursed Github repository
- Comment on Die Bart! Die! 3 months ago:
I always thought it was a question…
Bartender?
Nah, it’s kinda tough. - Comment on Hear The Good News 3 months ago:
He is risen indeed!
- Comment on Same as it ever was 3 months ago:
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 3 months ago:
Ah, but do you follow the rules as well? Ride with traffic? Give hand signals for turns?
Not picking on you, but as a truck driver, I see far too many people riding against traffic, all over the middle of the road, and generally creating their own demise.
- Comment on Anyone remember how popular the group Head Cleaner was? 3 months ago:
I think the leader started another group called Head Demagnetizer. Really loud, too!
- Comment on Marten, I know that guy! 3 months ago:
When they said “Land of the Leopard” I had to check what they meant. I mean, faces are getting eaten here in the States and I had never heard of this thing before!
- Comment on Child support 3 months ago:
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
Who? Me?
- Comment on 🐸 time 4 months ago:
A conditioned non-response as a response? The frog that’s gradually boiled so as not to notice its impending fate?
- Comment on 🐸 time 4 months ago:
The old Soviet system was enthralled with classic conditioning, and Stalin tended to use it to shape society, although Lenin was more appreciative of Pavlov. 1984 is Orwell’s critique of Stalinism. It seems Bezos didn’t object to a classic conditioning editorial and it shows in his treatment of Amazon workers.
- Comment on 🐸 time 4 months ago:
I never would have thought Bezos was a Stalinist…
- Comment on I am at a loss on words 4 months ago:
Doors Akimbo
- Comment on Romance scammers are now in the fediverse 5 months ago:
Ask her and find out! We await your report! As does Nicole!
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 6 months ago:
If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness
- Comment on Daily inspo 😘 6 months ago:
Clever girl
- Comment on Resume help 6 months ago:
Don’t also forget as schizophrenic: “Good at listening to multiple points of view.”
- Comment on Consider the gifts you give 7 months ago:
People are so despicable! I live out in the country and I can’t tell you how many lungfishes jerks have let run wild around here! The boonies ain’t your dumping ground, you slimeballs!
- Comment on Anon disrupts the gaming industry 7 months ago:
Coo Coo Ca Choo