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That’s called “raw dogging”. Am I using it right?
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Submitted 1 year ago by LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.
nameisnotimportant@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I miss them so much
FMT99@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nothing worse than being alone with your thoughts.
daw@feddit.org 1 year ago
CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
back in my days, i read the label at the back of the shampoo bottle or the descaling cleaning spray
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 1 year ago
i love reading random shampoo bottles
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time
cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 year ago
It’s even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I’m on the throne. Now I’ve got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just lock the door?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 year ago
Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The pure luxury!
shininghero@pawb.social 1 year ago
Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!
THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s the old school phone
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
stupe@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.
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Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Why tf are you having to pass time?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I guess I’m above average!