CosmicTurtle0
@CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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- Comment on erotic scenes actors and actresses, how do you not get aroused while acting in those scenes? 4 days ago:
Okay you just described my last dungeon event.
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 6 days ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 1 week ago:
You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it’s AI. That he’s completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.
In fact…this is what’s true.
No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 1 week ago:
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 1 week ago:
Slight correction:
Every technology invented has been used at least once for sex.
- Comment on UK Age Verification Data Confirms What Critics Always Predicted: Mass Migration To Sketchier Sites 1 week ago:
I know the comic shows Uncle Sam but it still applies to the UK.
- Comment on Would you ever give up your right to leave a bad review about a company? 2 weeks ago:
I worked with an accountant for years and he got his ass bit by some asshole who left him a negative, and false, review.
He added a clause on renewal contracts with new language saying you won’t leave a negative review and to arbitration.
I told him I’m not signing this. I never leave reviews and I understand he’s trying to mitigate his losses and force arbitration but I told him that it wasn’t going to work.
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 3 weeks ago:
Ew. Unless your bachelor’s is from a for-profit university, that’s not going to set you back.
Best I can do is for you to LARP as a 2A activist. No pay but you get to feel like you’re one of the special ones. At least until we don’t need you anymore.
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but, hear me out…what if I told you you’re now allowed to be openly racist?
And openly transphobic? Would that sweeten the pot?
- Comment on The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games. 3 weeks ago:
Which is why I think the next big step is a blogsite that actually covers these without feeling like you are just reading a guy’s wank diary
There is a site that I frequent but due to this community’s instance rules, I won’t post it here.
The site is more of a forum/community than a blog but it’s pretty good.
- Comment on The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games. 3 weeks ago:
The biggest issue with adult content in games is that it limits your market to adults that want that content. Which is already small to begin with. And you often can’t advertise the same way, which limits your audience further. You only find out about them through word of mouth or through places like Lemmy.
From the standpoint of the developer, your ROI is likely to be very small. I think that’s why VN are the most popular form of adult games, since they are easier to make than full games.
- Comment on Finally found where they store all the excess 3 weeks ago:
And I thought the cum box was bad.
- Comment on Always have a good password 3 weeks ago:
We need something similar to the good Samaritan law but for digital access.
- Comment on It's true. 3 weeks ago:
It’s not that people hate facts and science.
They hate facts and science that disagrees with their pre established beliefs.
They will happy spout whatever half truths that support their arguments but they will firmly reject anything that doesn’t.
- Comment on do what you love 3 weeks ago:
I’d think it’d be more ethical to do the exact opposite.
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 3 weeks ago:
Oh no. We’re going to get Vibe Clocks aren’t we? AI is just going to spit out times and it’s on you to check to make sure it’s correct.
- Comment on Air Canada flight attendants to defy back-to-work order and remain on strike 4 weeks ago:
But they literally can’t. Have you seen the average person try to put their suitcase in the overhead bin? Completely ignoring the sign that is plastered on the door and the back to put it on its side?
Have you seen the average person try to find their seat, swearing up and down that they purchased extra leg room only to be really seated next to the lavatory?
The plane would never take off.
Flight crew should be paid the moment they cross security. At that point they’ve badged in and they should be considered to be at work.
- Comment on Two weeks notice 4 weeks ago:
Depends on the company. I’ve worked for companies that have a policy that you must give two weeks notice or you cannot be hired back.
We need fucking unions everywhere.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Because it has no copyright. Each new translation has a new copyright.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
It’s always the King James Bible.
- It’s dirt cheap.
- The Gideans would likely donate them anyway.
- Ain’t like anyone is going to read them and even if they do, it’s old school English and it will mean whatever conservatives want it to mean.
- Comment on Bet you don't remember this 5 weeks ago:
I know certain roles can be embarrassing for an actor but come on man! You have a job and you did a job. Yeah it’s not great but if you laugh about it, people will respect you much more than if you shun it.
Everyone pays their dues.
- Comment on Dawn Lewis, given a proclamation from mayor of Cerritos. 5 weeks ago:
Warp me!
- Comment on It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug 5 weeks ago:
There’s a way to detect when students yell “help” or “call 911” from the bathroom that doesn’t require any technology.
You have a staff member within earshot of the bathroom.
- Comment on Change your profile picture to clippy. I'm serious 5 weeks ago:
But its persistence is a characteristic of today: Installed and enabled by default, providing little to no value while insisting to be used until you removed or disabled it.
Sure it didn’t scape your data and sell it but if they had the ability to, I guarantee they would have.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 5 weeks ago:
Honestly, this is the best response. If you’re out dating to find a partner, it doesn’t make sense to stay friends with someone you were interested in, unless you have other interests.
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 1 month ago:
You might have a superpower.
A LOT of honey in grocery stores are actually syrup but due to capitalism, there really is no real way to tell for sure.
If you are allergic, but won’t die, from having honey, you might be able to make a guide for those of us that actually want real honey but have trouble trusting asshole companies.
- Comment on Charging to tour rental properties... 1 month ago:
Create a trust instead.
Contact an attorney to draft a trust where you all share equity at an amount you all agree to. The terms of the trust should indicate how someone sells their interest and what happens upon default, etc.
The trust buys the property and owns it. Ownership is managed through the trust.
The hardest part is qualifying for a loan. You’re essentially operating as a business and most home loans are designed for people and couples.
- Comment on Charging to tour rental properties... 1 month ago:
Idiot.
It has a chip. You insert it.
- Comment on Missouri Governor Mike Kehoe signed off on legislation repealing paid sick leave provision 1 month ago:
- Comment on Yeasty 1 month ago:
If you’re scrappy, you can just dumpster dive for your groceries.
