CosmicTurtle0

@CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It says “7 comments” on my end but no actual comments. Also the post is from a year ago. The post I saw was at least a week or two ago. though it’s cool to see a meme rotating like in Reddit. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think these are the image I saw but not the thread. The threads had comments.

• I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV you are rich⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is that sovereign citizens try to do this in the wrong way. They often appear pro se in court with little to no research on how to actually argue their case.

  I’m not an attorney but based on my understanding of current jurisprudence, here’s what you need to do to avoid taxes:

  • Be rich. Like obscenely rich.
  • Hire accountants and attorneys to align your income and assets into corporations.
  • borrow against those assets, listing them as part of your collateral, and then use the money to live your life.
  • if you get into trouble, say that it was the corporation, not you, making those decisions. Remember that corporations are people.
  • if the corporation gets charged, bankrupt the corporation until it has negative assets and the shutter it.

  That’s it.

  I would argue that corporations actually have more rights than citizens or even religious organizations. The only thing they can’t do is vote. Companies can literally murder people and pay a fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨erotic scenes actors and actresses, how do you not get aroused while acting in those scenes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay you just described my last dungeon event.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it’s AI. That he’s completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.

  In fact…this is what’s true.

  No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slight correction:

  Every technology invented has been used at least once for sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Age Verification Data Confirms What Critics Always Predicted: Mass Migration To Sketchier Sites⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  I know the comic shows Uncle Sam but it still applies to the UK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you ever give up your right to leave a bad review about a company?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked with an accountant for years and he got his ass bit by some asshole who left him a negative, and false, review.

  He added a clause on renewal contracts with new language saying you won’t leave a negative review and to arbitration.

  I told him I’m not signing this. I never leave reviews and I understand he’s trying to mitigate his losses and force arbitration but I told him that it wasn’t going to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew. Unless your bachelor’s is from a for-profit university, that’s not going to set you back.

  Best I can do is for you to LARP as a 2A activist. No pay but you get to feel like you’re one of the special ones. At least until we don’t need you anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but, hear me out…what if I told you you’re now allowed to be openly racist?

  And openly transphobic? Would that sweeten the pot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why I think the next big step is a blogsite that actually covers these without feeling like you are just reading a guy’s wank diary

  There is a site that I frequent but due to this community’s instance rules, I won’t post it here.

  The site is more of a forum/community than a blog but it’s pretty good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The biggest issue with adult content in games is that it limits your market to adults that want that content. Which is already small to begin with. And you often can’t advertise the same way, which limits your audience further. You only find out about them through word of mouth or through places like Lemmy.

  From the standpoint of the developer, your ROI is likely to be very small. I think that’s why VN are the most popular form of adult games, since they are easier to make than full games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally found where they store all the excess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And I thought the cum box was bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always have a good password⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We need something similar to the good Samaritan law but for digital access.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not that people hate facts and science.

  They hate facts and science that disagrees with their pre established beliefs.

  They will happy spout whatever half truths that support their arguments but they will firmly reject anything that doesn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do what you love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d think it’d be more ethical to do the exact opposite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no. We’re going to get Vibe Clocks aren’t we? AI is just going to spit out times and it’s on you to check to make sure it’s correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Air Canada flight attendants to defy back-to-work order and remain on strike⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But they literally can’t. Have you seen the average person try to put their suitcase in the overhead bin? Completely ignoring the sign that is plastered on the door and the back to put it on its side?

  Have you seen the average person try to find their seat, swearing up and down that they purchased extra leg room only to be really seated next to the lavatory?

  The plane would never take off.

  Flight crew should be paid the moment they cross security. At that point they’ve badged in and they should be considered to be at work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two weeks notice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the company. I’ve worked for companies that have a policy that you must give two weeks notice or you cannot be hired back.

  We need fucking unions everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it has no copyright. Each new translation has a new copyright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the King James Bible.

  • It’s dirt cheap.
  • The Gideans would likely donate them anyway.
  • Ain’t like anyone is going to read them and even if they do, it’s old school English and it will mean whatever conservatives want it to mean.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet you don't remember this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know certain roles can be embarrassing for an actor but come on man! You have a job and you did a job. Yeah it’s not great but if you laugh about it, people will respect you much more than if you shun it.

  Everyone pays their dues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dawn Lewis, given a proclamation from mayor of Cerritos.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Warp me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a way to detect when students yell “help” or “call 911” from the bathroom that doesn’t require any technology.

  You have a staff member within earshot of the bathroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Change your profile picture to clippy. I'm serious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But its persistence is a characteristic of today: Installed and enabled by default, providing little to no value while insisting to be used until you removed or disabled it.

  Sure it didn’t scape your data and sell it but if they had the ability to, I guarantee they would have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is always the correct response⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, this is the best response. If you’re out dating to find a partner, it doesn’t make sense to stay friends with someone you were interested in, unless you have other interests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You might have a superpower.

  A LOT of honey in grocery stores are actually syrup but due to capitalism, there really is no real way to tell for sure.

  If you are allergic, but won’t die, from having honey, you might be able to make a guide for those of us that actually want real honey but have trouble trusting asshole companies.