explodicle
@explodicle@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I'd never do this obviously 1 day ago:
Yeah but are you in the fast lane
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 1 day ago:
Whenever they do this I smudge the hell out of it, especially if it’s a nice clean sports car. Maybe a couple taps for good luck.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 1 day ago:
I wish Russell’s Teapot wasn’t real.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 days ago:
No it’s not, I don’t know what to tell you bro, it’s super common.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 days ago:
Yes! I’m literally shocked that you’ve never stolen so much as a chip. That is weird.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 days ago:
Wait, did you not even do anything pretty fucked up as a kid?
- Comment on Alternatively 5 days ago:
(Ignoring that it’s an art piece for a second)
As a man, you should always be the one who provides the condom. It is literally your last chance to opt out from pregnancy. If the woman isn’t comfortable with that, then go buy condoms together.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 days ago:
Like threatening people or just snatching stuff like a seagull?
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 days ago:
You’ve never stolen anything, even as a teenager?
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 days ago:
What we need is someone versed in bird law.
- Comment on The Outer Worlds 2 Can't Be Anti-Capitalist When It's Charging Us $80 To Play It 1 week ago:
ITT: gamers are basically forced to buy this game.
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 1 week ago:
I guess I’m above average!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 week ago:
😬
- Comment on “Yay! We made our project objectively worse!” 1 week ago:
Well yeah, it required a whole next level of Hot Pockets™ mastery!
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 week ago:
You’re a prolific poster. It’s possible they just recognize your username and vote based on their opinion of you alone, without reading each post.
- Comment on The Housing Market Was Supposed to Recover This Year. What Happened? Economists predicted that the United States would break free of its long-running housing slump in 2025. But the opposite happened. 2 weeks ago:
Oh no not the housing market. Whatever will we do if housing as an investment doesn’t work out.
- Comment on I feel attacked 2 weeks ago:
Walking isn’t even a hobby, it’s my default speed.
- Comment on “It’s impossible to live in California on these wages”: Healthcare workers on 5-day strike at West Anaheim Medical Center 2 weeks ago:
“People who don’t make enough to strike in Alabama wonder how they ended up in this paradox.”
- Comment on “It’s impossible to live in California on these wages”: Healthcare workers on 5-day strike at West Anaheim Medical Center 2 weeks ago:
There should be black market health care where the patient pays a “snitch deposit” up front. In a sane country this would be prohibitively expensive, but in the USA we’ll just be happy you can get the deposit back.
- Comment on “It’s impossible to live in California on these wages”: Healthcare workers on 5-day strike at West Anaheim Medical Center 2 weeks ago:
The manager at Disney who gives them permission to break strikes is taking the weekend off.
- Comment on Bruh, chill 2 weeks ago:
At least those I can rotate back up at the offender.
- Comment on Bruh, chill 2 weeks ago:
I want a mirror whose only purpose is to force SUVs to turn off their high beams. Somebody’s gonna be blinded either way; better it be brief than constant.
- Comment on Bruh, chill 2 weeks ago:
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
— George Carlin
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
Hot take: pansexual people are better off than people with a specific genital fetish.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
Toupee fallacy
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Telegraph has deleted the seemingly made-up article 3 weeks ago:
Nah everyone should get infinity holidays. That just shouldn’t make you rich.
- Comment on What are the ethics behind purchasing a book from an author you don't agree with? 3 weeks ago:
“Pssst look at what that guy is reading!”
- Comment on On trees... 3 weeks ago:
Microphones and headphones too.
- Comment on Black Mirror AI 3 weeks ago:
It is already!
