explodicle
@explodicle@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on World would be a better place 2 hours ago:
It’s a bad cover because most people will say no and remember your face.
- Comment on some days i cant even 3 days ago:
But I hate climate change and like bees
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Very expectedly. It was just in torpor.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
That won’t work for me because I permanently forget passwords when stressed.
- Comment on The crab housing market 6 days ago:
What incentive is there to even make shells anymore.
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 6 days ago:
I was joking but refuse to edit the original post for principles or something.
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 1 week ago:
The pain is the point
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 1 week ago:
Oh come on bro you know what he means, stop splitting fingernails.
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 1 week ago:
This is the swamp everyone was talking about, Trump was just lying 100%.
- Comment on Priorities 1 week ago:
Cigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.
- Comment on am I cooked chat 1 week ago:
I’ve never even seen him. I’ve only ever seen his image on pre-recorded broadcasts from the past.
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 week ago:
Nooo the creases would drive me crazy
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
Anecdotally that was my experience when I worked at a restaurant and later a grocery store. They had no idea how much total work there was; they’d just keep us working.
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
You’re boosting the GDP!
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
I mean we can have the same discussion in two places if you want, but it’s not benefiting or harming them either way. Their day is spent and their odds of getting paid are the same.
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
I just lost the game!
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
Isn’t that just the parable of the broken window? Somebody ultimately needs to clean the dishes and return the cart - they’re not wasted time.
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
This and the shopping cart thing share the theme of consuming with less cost to the business owner, but with no actual difference (or making it worse) for the employees. Their boss will use all of their time no matter how much work they do. You aren’t saving them work; you’re saving the boss’ money.
If you decline to go into a business near closing, then you’re my kind of people. If you tip highly you’re my kind of people. If you order clearly, concisely, and politely you’re my kind of people.
But while you’re pushing Sisyphus’ boulder up the hill, he just has to go find another boulder.
- Comment on What's your test for people? 2 weeks ago:
- I used to work at a supermarket and preferred returning carts to other tasks, and got paid hourly. When someone returns the cart, they’re doing that hourly work for the store owner for free. Since time is rival, you could be more effective with your altruism than helping store owners.
- You’re depressed because there’s so much homelessness, right?
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 2 weeks ago:
Cope harder meatbag
- Comment on geography is neat 2 weeks ago:
Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 2 weeks ago:
This is why I just turned off my voice mail entirely. If I see your missed call, I’ll call back.
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 2 weeks ago:
I still call one of my kids my little “wiggle worm”, from when she hadn’t even crawled yet. I’d sing her this old-timey lullaby:
🎵_I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
Before I forget that_ 🎵
- Comment on Data Shows That AI Use Is Now Declining at Large Companies 3 weeks ago:
It’s like having an incompetent assistant. Worth it kinda I guess? Just don’t give them anything important.
- Comment on Pet rent 3 weeks ago:
If your tenant has a moose or a bear, then he’s in charge now.
- Comment on save the planet 🌎 3 weeks ago:
Meanwhile billionaires create thousands of AI memes a day and you say nothing.
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 3 weeks ago:
In humans, the teeth are also used heavily for communication - both visual displays and making noises.
- Comment on Lead 3 weeks ago:
Fair but it’s rapidly decreasing
- Comment on What even is money at this point 3 weeks ago:
Well yeah, then we would have inflation! /s
- Comment on What even is money at this point 3 weeks ago:
They were saying that because it was weird to them. Inflation as we know it didn’t really start until Nixon.