explodicle

@explodicle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It ain't much, but it's a livin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not, they’re terrible at DNA editing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Withdrawal is going to make people go mad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s it, the other states have crossed the line, time for CalExit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were words on a blotter, you'd be fine print.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On April fools we should do a bunch of bait and switch posts to make it look like everyone upvoted motivational LinkedIn screenshots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Amish are onto smth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IPhone users won’t dispute the check

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I the only one who does this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For me:

  Upvote = worth your time to read

  Downvote = not worth your time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't sleep, he's watching⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jupiter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They had 24 years. We’ve objectively needed a clone-independent voting system since 2000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They basically did the same thing, but without super delegates. If the primaries are so corrupt that we just keep losing anyways, then we have no choice but to vote for a third party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a repeat of a historical experiment, and he’s fiddling while it burns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is your actual point without sarcasm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically... How fucked is the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a single man. They have the Supreme Court, the Senate, possibly the House, and your local cops after hours. Vance is praying for his chance to rule.

  The loss of our infrastructure before we’ve built up decentralized alternatives will cause senseless deaths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically... How fucked is the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  • it wasn’t close

  • police would shoot us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is it that "protecting basic democracy and the rule of law, and not crowning a criminal dictator" wasn't even on the chart?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How can hope be both irrational and valid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is it that "protecting basic democracy and the rule of law, and not crowning a criminal dictator" wasn't even on the chart?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How out of touch do you have to be to think the economy is good?

  Liberals measure the health of the economy by Gross Domestic Product (which has been going up), and Consumer Price Index (which includes big-screen TVs). You’d have to dismantle everything they paid to learn in college econ.

  “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Democracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Germany is heading that way again. Maybe we all haven’t learned the real lesson yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Democracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With just a couple more assassinations, they might be more cooperative!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Democracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It absolutely does not sound nice on paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did this and they stole the bowl too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you use websites without using apps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No that’s not fair, they do not. Don’t be creepy in the elevator, or alone in the woods, or anywhere else where you guys are gonna say “because of the implication”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Beneath The Forests⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got bad news for you about magic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Way back when I was single, I could pick up a woman without even having to corner her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever, clever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is Frankie Hawkes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Iff they’re not hierarchical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you even hear yourself? You sound just like them. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Typical. Both sides think theirs is the only correct answer, and that the other side is just wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So bad it was actually entertaining⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re forced to do it then it’s not the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any time you have information about the market that everyone else doesn’t have, that should be a money making opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re damned either way. If you try to fix it, you’ll bonk the cars next to you. Literally unavoidable.