explodicle

@explodicle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World would be a better place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a bad cover because most people will say no and remember your face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But I hate climate change and like bees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Very expectedly. It was just in torpor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That won’t work for me because I permanently forget passwords when stressed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crab housing market⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What incentive is there to even make shells anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CRAZY PILLS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was joking but refuse to edit the original post for principles or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CRAZY PILLS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The pain is the point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CRAZY PILLS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on bro you know what he means, stop splitting fingernails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CRAZY PILLS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the swamp everyone was talking about, Trump was just lying 100%.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨am I cooked chat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never even seen him. I’ve only ever seen his image on pre-recorded broadcasts from the past.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nooo the creases would drive me crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anecdotally that was my experience when I worked at a restaurant and later a grocery store. They had no idea how much total work there was; they’d just keep us working.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re boosting the GDP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean we can have the same discussion in two places if you want, but it’s not benefiting or harming them either way. Their day is spent and their odds of getting paid are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just lost the game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that just the parable of the broken window? Somebody ultimately needs to clean the dishes and return the cart - they’re not wasted time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This and the shopping cart thing share the theme of consuming with less cost to the business owner, but with no actual difference (or making it worse) for the employees. Their boss will use all of their time no matter how much work they do. You aren’t saving them work; you’re saving the boss’ money.

  If you decline to go into a business near closing, then you’re my kind of people. If you tip highly you’re my kind of people. If you order clearly, concisely, and politely you’re my kind of people.

  But while you’re pushing Sisyphus’ boulder up the hill, he just has to go find another boulder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  1. I used to work at a supermarket and preferred returning carts to other tasks, and got paid hourly. When someone returns the cart, they’re doing that hourly work for the store owner for free. Since time is rival, you could be more effective with your altruism than helping store owners.
  2. You’re depressed because there’s so much homelessness, right?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cope harder meatbag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I just turned off my voice mail entirely. If I see your missed call, I’ll call back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still call one of my kids my little “wiggle worm”, from when she hadn’t even crawled yet. I’d sing her this old-timey lullaby:

  🎵_I am a world before I am a man

  I was a creature before I could stand

  I will remember before I forget

  Before I forget that_ 🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data Shows That AI Use Is Now Declining at Large Companies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like having an incompetent assistant. Worth it kinda I guess? Just don’t give them anything important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pet rent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If your tenant has a moose or a bear, then he’s in charge now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile billionaires create thousands of AI memes a day and you say nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In humans, the teeth are also used heavily for communication - both visual displays and making noises.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair but it’s rapidly decreasing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah, then we would have inflation! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were saying that because it was weird to them. Inflation as we know it didn’t really start until Nixon.