LanguageIsCool
@LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
- Comment on Milking dust 17 hours ago:
Can we go back to the Jurassic era?
- Submitted 3 days ago to [deleted] | 9 comments
- Comment on 4D Salmon 4 days ago:
Am
Source: think
- Comment on You got it, buddy 1 week ago:
Everything’s vagina
- Comment on Srsly 1 week ago:
I’ve lived in places where bars close at 1:30am and others where they don’t close and you end up going home at 6am or so.
I love being home by 2am lol
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 1 week ago:
Incredibly, my legs somehow never get burnt
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 week ago:
The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
- Comment on What a fun guy! 1 week ago:
Fuckin classic lmao
- Comment on Moon Dust 1 week ago:
Obviously the moon dust, which was adulterated by aliens specifically for this purpose, did that to him
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
They’re pretty bad but you can get lucky. I had a long-ish relationship come out of them. I’ve had a ton of long term flirts that came out of them. It’s fun and nice to flirt with people slowly and every once in a while for like 5+ years lol
- Comment on Crikey 2 weeks ago:
The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket
- Comment on Ask the crickets 2 weeks ago:
30 chirps + (added to) 40 = 70
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 2 weeks ago:
Fuckin burn lol
- Comment on RIP Thomas 2 weeks ago:
Feed us
- Comment on How would I pop a bag of popcorn on the microwave? 3 weeks ago:
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 43 comments
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 3 weeks ago:
How many times do I have to spell it out for you chargpt? S-T-R-A-R-W-B-E-R-R-Y-R
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 3 weeks ago:
High five! I’m dad
- Comment on I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought.... 3 weeks ago:
Hank Hill is often reasonable and would likely come around. If only conservatives were actually like him.
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 4 weeks ago:
Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 4 weeks ago:
Dang I thought smartphones provided temporary relief from germ theory. Stupid dumbphones.
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 4 weeks ago:
”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”
You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”
- Comment on NOOOOOOO 4 weeks ago:
Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
- Comment on Foliations 4 weeks ago:
You wouldn’t comb a rock
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 52 comments
- Comment on originality 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Friendly reminder 4 weeks ago:
Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.
- Comment on Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States 4 weeks ago:
We need an executive order to stop this
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
How much do you know about feminism?
