Hear The Good News

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• siebentiger@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wait 3 days for a surprise…

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Son of God? The Pharises hate this one trick…”

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Morticians hate this one weird trick!

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He came back to ask why the fuck they named the anniversary of his execution “Good Friday”.

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    • siebentiger@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      people see a cross, but christians see a “plus”-sign

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• zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s not a shitpost, that’s essentially the gospels.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    IDK, he didn’t call for a violent revolution to overthrow the rule of the Pharisees or the Romans, nor did he tell people to eat the rich or that they’d stolen their wealth. He didn’t even advocate for free healthcare or government welfare programs because he could supply these things by magic, and he was a staunch believer in taking personal responsibility.

    I’d say he was a moderate leftist at best. Maybe even a centrist.

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    • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Government welfare programs are centrist, they were established in my country by a left-right alliance after the WWII… Jesus advocated something more radical : if you have something that you don’t need, it’s not yours anymore, it’s something you have to give to people who need what you have. It’s basically the end of private property, and not only of the means of production.

      But no, he was not violent, that’s true. Is violence a leftist marker? I don’t think so.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He wasn’t the first person to get in trouble with the establishment by suggesting charity and kindness.

  He wasn’t the last either. And we keep exiling or executing them all.

  Even if you’re not a believer in miracles, the bible tells us that this is not a new problem; The public and established authorities have been disregarding the impoverished, the foreigner, the widow and orphan since time immemorial, that civilization gets subverted time and time again to preserve old power structures that no longer serve the community (and suffer because they need a healthy community to survive)

  Oh and Free Palestine, Death to Monarchists, No War But Class War

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  • pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some things in life are bad
  They can really make you mad
  Other things just make you swear and curse
  When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
  Don’t grumble, give a whistle
  And this’ll help things turn out for the best
  And

  Always look on the bright side of life
  Always look on the light side of life

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• barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He went into the bank and started flipping tables, so he got the death penalty.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, no, that’s not what they crucified him for.

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• Manmoth@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blessed Pascha everyone. Christ is risen!

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He is risen indeed!

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• Freshparsnip@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah tomorrow they’ll “lose” the body and he’ll turn up alive

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• photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Happy Easter!

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thoughts and prayers!

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• RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  eh

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