photonic_sorcerer
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
I’m just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe.
- Comment on Anon falls down a shaft 4 days ago:
"And for my evil throne room, I’d like a massive bottomless pit where I can throw my enemies when I’m finished with them. I’m sure that’ll never come to bite me in the ass."
- Sheev Palpatine, ca. 3 ABY
- Comment on Chunky monkey 5 days ago:
I prefer not inserting particulates into my lungs. Edibles, dosed correctly, do me just perfectly.
- Comment on Now freeze and deep fry them 1 week ago:
Bruh at home, we bake batches of German bread then freeze most of it so it doesnt go bad. Once a loaf is finished we take the next one out of the freezer to deforst overnight. The bread is fine and I’d take it over store bought any day
- Comment on FREE SNOW CONES FOR EVERYONE! \(ϋ)/ 1 week ago:
Neither could I, simply due to the ick factor introduced by all sorts of shit accumulating under the nails. Imagine wiping with those.
- Comment on So many options, such excitement 1 week ago:
Yeah I’ve accidentally convinced myself I might have a brain tumor, a CT scan would be one of the only ways to convince myself otherwise. Problem is, they don’t just give those away for free.
- Comment on So many options, such excitement 1 week ago:
Drinking distilled water isn’t the best idea…
- Comment on Everyone is a critic 2 weeks ago:
I find it’s much cheaper and easier to just buy sawdust. If I sprinkle in a little siracha, I can’t even taste the difference!
- Comment on Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage 2 weeks ago:
Perversion of nature
- Comment on Actual shitpost 2 weeks ago:
Are you uh… free tomorrow night? Asking for a friend
- Comment on Anon airs out 3 weeks ago:
Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?
- Comment on Ever since I've started running like a penguin with it's butt on fire I've saved so many precious calories 3 weeks ago:
Ergonomics =! Energy efficiency
- Comment on These dames wanting inclusivity 3 weeks ago:
‘Man’ refers to human individuals, especially adult male humans. So the word is pretty flexible, and can technically refer to any human regardless of age.
- Comment on These dames wanting inclusivity 3 weeks ago:
I don’t see what’s wrong with calling men ‘men’. I don’t mind it at all, seeing as it’s a descriptor of what I am using the English language. What’s your problem with the word?
- Comment on I'm literally a thinking lump of fat 4 weeks ago:
Light, gas, CVD and a dozen other processes make the inscription.
- Comment on Nobody will question you 5 weeks ago:
Look at that choice of axis scale tho
- Comment on Steamy 5 weeks ago:
That’d just be an asteroid.
- Comment on Spiced Up Night 1 month ago:
Both.
- Comment on It's all a little bit mathy. 1 month ago:
Itsa more that many fundamental laws of our reality are fractal-like and as we impair our critical thinking functions and neural circuits with psychedelic drugs, these underlying layers are revealed
- Comment on New oven and they lock the air fryer functionality behind wifi. 1 month ago:
99% of people couldn’t give less of a fuck. The only way we get out of this death spiral is with smart legislation.
- Comment on spellcasting 1 month ago:
Please sir, may I have some more pixels?
- Comment on Score 1 month ago:
She’d be a prime candidate for some therapy though
- Comment on Better luck next time 1 month ago:
That’s very human-centric of you
- Comment on Anon needs cooking advice 1 month ago:
She gonna eat the coffee filter too?
- Comment on Can't sleep, he's watching 2 months ago:
We have those. They’re called walls.
- Comment on Damn. 😔 2 months ago:
How many voted for the communists? Looking at the green party total votes, that can’t have been enough to tip the election. Too many people stayed home, not enough were convinced by Harris’ campaign.
- Comment on Boiling the ocean 2 months ago:
All you need is an out-of-control greenhouse effect. It’s what happened on Venus.
- Comment on you never see the lower half 2 months ago:
Please, no shoes in the house!
- Comment on She-Ra Lives! 2 months ago:
Pharaoh Tut was nine when he ascended to the throne, I’m sure it’s happened to younger people.
- Comment on New mobile features are sh*t these days 2 months ago:
Wdym? Fairphone is pretty popular.
- Comment on Wait until they find out about chickens! 2 months ago:
Well, that’s the thing, who washes onion skins? Unless you’re going to use them later. But even then, dirt tends to get stuck between the outer layers.