photonic_sorcerer
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
I’m just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe.
- Comment on Anon needs cooking advice 7 hours ago:
She gonna eat the coffee filter too?
- Comment on Can't sleep, he's watching 1 week ago:
We have those. They’re called walls.
- Comment on Damn. 😔 2 weeks ago:
How many voted for the communists? Looking at the green party total votes, that can’t have been enough to tip the election. Too many people stayed home, not enough were convinced by Harris’ campaign.
- Comment on Boiling the ocean 2 weeks ago:
All you need is an out-of-control greenhouse effect. It’s what happened on Venus.
- Comment on you never see the lower half 2 weeks ago:
Please, no shoes in the house!
- Comment on She-Ra Lives! 2 weeks ago:
Pharaoh Tut was nine when he ascended to the throne, I’m sure it’s happened to younger people.
- Comment on New mobile features are sh*t these days 3 weeks ago:
Wdym? Fairphone is pretty popular.
- Comment on Wait until they find out about chickens! 5 weeks ago:
Well, that’s the thing, who washes onion skins? Unless you’re going to use them later. But even then, dirt tends to get stuck between the outer layers.
- Comment on Anon's gf is native american 5 weeks ago:
Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men’s asses
- Comment on Anon watches a movie with a girl 5 weeks ago:
I thanked a girl for letting me fondle her tits and she immediately recoiled and told me never to thank girls for things like that again.
So, it depends… But on what, exactly?
- Comment on Invincible 💪 1 month ago:
Tc is already taken, it’s Technetium and was discovered in 1828.
- Comment on Anon lives in the midwest 1 month ago:
Which laws and policies give preference to people with white skin?
- Comment on Phew 1 month ago:
Look at the floor. I think this place was built around the rock.
- Comment on Anon is straight 1 month ago:
Right, because some rando on the internet knows more about this person than he does himself.
- Comment on Clipped it blud 1 month ago:
J’ai pris quelques cours de français.
- Comment on Clipped it blud 1 month ago:
Oui (pronounced <<Weh>>)
- Comment on Anon gets a lesson in genetics 1 month ago:
Anon doesn’t understand genetics
- Comment on Triggered 1 month ago:
Imagine if someone came along and clipped all the fingers off your hand…
- Comment on Back to mother 1 month ago:
Our most recent common ancestor spent quite a bit of time on land, considering it was a mammal.
- Comment on Just heartbreaking 1 month ago:
No, humans were the cause for their extinction:
"The species became extinct from a large range of problems, including mosquito-transmitted diseases, introduction of mammalian predators, and deforestation. "
- Comment on Choosing violence 2 months ago:
That’s Frodo Baggins on the verge of death thou fool!
- Comment on Lawless society 2 months ago:
Without some kind of authority, how can those rules be enforced?
- Comment on Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race? 2 months ago:
Parliamentary systems at least choose parties, not people. This means that the most popular party, not person, will have a greater share of power. It’s harder, but not impossible (looking at you, Geert Wilders), to get a Trump.
- Comment on Local cuisine 2 months ago:
I’m actually quite partial to a Dingleberry every once in a while.
- Comment on Burning Up 2 months ago:
The same thing you wear when its 75 F? Idk man, they’re just numbers. You can project whatever you want onto them.
- Comment on Burning Up 2 months ago:
Plus, 100 km/h is also pretty fast.
- Comment on The age of wood 3 months ago:
Here’s the rest:
Current year - year tree was planted = age of tree
- Comment on Night shift sucks 3 months ago:
As has been done since the advent of life on earth.
- Comment on Mamma mia 3 months ago:
Super Mario is a video game, but just go to an Italian restaurant or pub and you’ll hear some pretty familiar language.
- Comment on Mamma mia 3 months ago:
Yes