fruit flies are not ergodic

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• Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If Grandma had wheels she’d be a bus

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  • Isoprenoid@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc

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  • Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Screw that sex pest. As much as I love that meme, that guy is a proper POS.

    irishtimes.com/…/tv-chef-gino-dacampo-accused-of-…

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    • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t even know who this guy is, but I’ll avoid him. The expression has been around a hundred years.

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll have to read this some other time when I’m feeling a little smarter and can understand the words. But I do love some home made fruit fly traps! When there’s a teenager in the house and it’s warm outside, they are a miracle.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What do warm teenagers have to do with fruit flies?

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    • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fruit flies are attracted to the different human life stages by temperature inversely proportional to the humans age. They like hot babies, warm adolescents, cold adults and the rest can kind of be fit into that continuum.

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    • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most teenagers I know, and myself when I was one, are much messier than at any other stage in their life. The issue for most is that they are old enough to start sneaking food into their rooms that a kid wouldn’t, or that the kid can’t hide as effectively. I’ve had to come spray for pests in more teenagers rooms than any other part of the age spectrum.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not sure either. Maybe because when it’s warm out, kids and teenagers are constantly running in and out of the house, maybe not closing doors behind them, which lets flies in?

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fruit flies are made of atoms so this device obviously works.

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• 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Very distantly related: if you have indoor plants and fungus gnats (often mistaken for fruit flies) get mosquito bits and thank me later 💪

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are those like bacon bits?

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    • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Protein packed

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But they are erotic

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  • cassowary@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tell me more about these erotic fruit flies

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They fit…places

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