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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Deceptichum@quokk.au⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ohhhhhh man, I haven’t heard this chortle in my head in ages. Thank you friend, hOnh Onhh onhh onnhhh!

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    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
      My hamster has run off with my croissant!
      HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Flight of the Conchords - Foux Du Fa Fa

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    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Had this mixed in with the background music playlist at my wedding reception, and I got to witness an older gentleman sitting near the speaker look increasingly confused.

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    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This made me legit lol. Thank you!

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Meanwhile, in America…
    Image

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, have you tried making a croissant?

      That shit takes effort.

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I had an employee who made them from scratch and they were amazing. Then he showed me how and I’ve never eaten another croissant since. So much butter.

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    • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

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    • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      French Liberty fries

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    • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What, is the joke that Americans can’t cook?

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That Pillsbury renamed croissant to crescent roll for the American market. Good thing too because calling those things croissant might be considered libel.

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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why is this the only French word brits insist on pronouncing the French way?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This show was all that.

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  • Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tried to order a croissant at a gas station in Oregon once — I lived there, but my French accent turns croissant into a whole performance.

    The Mexican woman behind the counter couldn’t see what I meant (glass case + clutter) or understand, we both laughed a lot, and I ended up with the croissant and a breakfast burrito.

    Could’ve been worse.

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s best to just say “cross ant” because then people know you’re saying it wrong on purpose and you don’t have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong

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    • CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Being a native french speaker, I feel it’s actually closer to the real pronunciation than the “kwah” alternative. I would add don’t pronounce the T and you’re pretty much there.

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      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If I had to write it phonetically for english speakers, I’d write CROSS ON

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    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      😤🐜

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  • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that’s the only correct pronunciation

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  • FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Quaso

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    • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I immediately thought of this too. 😂

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh my god I forgot entirely about Pierre Escargot. Some neurons have just fired for the first time in decades.

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Core memory unlocked.

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