kwah

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• DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ohhhhhh man, I haven’t heard this chortle in my head in ages. Thank you friend, hOnh Onhh onhh onnhhh!

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
    My hamster has run off with my croissant!
    HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Flight of the Conchords - Foux Du Fa Fa

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Had this mixed in with the background music playlist at my wedding reception, and I got to witness an older gentleman sitting near the speaker look increasingly confused.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This made me legit lol. Thank you!

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, in America…
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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, have you tried making a croissant?

    That shit takes effort.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had an employee who made them from scratch and they were amazing. Then he showed me how and I’ve never eaten another croissant since. So much butter.

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  • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    French Liberty fries

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What, is the joke that Americans can’t cook?

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That Pillsbury renamed croissant to crescent roll for the American market. Good thing too because calling those things croissant might be considered libel.

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• Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tried to order a croissant at a gas station in Oregon once — I lived there, but my French accent turns croissant into a whole performance.

  The Mexican woman behind the counter couldn’t see what I meant (glass case + clutter) or understand, we both laughed a lot, and I ended up with the croissant and a breakfast burrito.

  Could’ve been worse.

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s best to just say “cross ant” because then people know you’re saying it wrong on purpose and you don’t have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong

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  • CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being a native french speaker, I feel it’s actually closer to the real pronunciation than the “kwah” alternative. I would add don’t pronounce the T and you’re pretty much there.

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If I had to write it phonetically for english speakers, I’d write CROSS ON

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😤🐜

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• JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is this the only French word brits insist on pronouncing the French way?

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• FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quaso

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  • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I immediately thought of this too. 😂

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This show was all that.

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• stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that’s the only correct pronunciation

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh my god I forgot entirely about Pierre Escargot. Some neurons have just fired for the first time in decades.

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Core memory unlocked.

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