Worx
@Worx@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 2 days ago:
Wait, what makes you think OP is any of these things? Are you just projecting your political views you don’t like onto people you don’t like?
- Comment on Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking? 2 days ago:
TIL African people aren’t black, apparently?
- Comment on Bidenblast 3 days ago:
2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can’t melt Obama beams!
- Comment on Reading into something that is said 3 days ago:
Yeah, Jesus actually said you should pay taxes. Give Ceaser’s things to Ceaser and God’s things to God.
- Comment on Happy birthday, peon 6 days ago:
Not even a nice pizza either, that’s clearly just a shitty microwave pizza
- Comment on Anon eats lunch alone 1 week ago:
Bad language is bad, it’s literally in the name /s
- Comment on BACK IT UP 3 weeks ago:
Ackchyually, I think you’ll find it’s Donald Trump sucking up all the sunlight and injecting it directly into people’s veins
- Comment on Young Frankenstein is not available for streaming 4 weeks ago:
About 80% of my use of Netflix is “hear about a cool film, open up the app, it’s not on Netflix, close the app”.
- Comment on They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution 5 weeks ago:
“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”
Guys, I think I may be stupid
- Comment on Anon is jealous 5 weeks ago:
Money only has value if you like using it to buy food and shelter
- Comment on After incorporating geodes into my diet I've never felt better. 1 month ago:
Salt enjoyers be like
- Comment on Hope you can't 1 month ago:
I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it
- Comment on What percentage of lead gets washed off the fingers of a typical human after handling lead solder? 1 month ago:
Only lick the soldering iron when it’s turned on. That way, the ouchies from the heat cancel out the ouchies from the lead poisoning. Trust me, I’m an expert at licking things other people say shouldn’t be licked
- Comment on Why did the pope announce anime mascots? 1 month ago:
What an insane thing to read with no context
- Comment on How true is it? 1 month ago:
My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances
- Comment on Go fuck yourself, Mike 1 month ago:
Imagine turning down $800 an hour because you don’t want to work in a warehouse /s
- Comment on What's the point of a long-distance friendship? 1 month ago:
You can probably still be emotionally attached to someone, even if they’re not around anymore?
I can be, and I would like to be, but it never seems to work out that way… Part of my question is to work out what other people do and what I’m doing wrong.
- Comment on What's the point of a long-distance friendship? 1 month ago:
Yes, that sounds like me. I’ve only really had it happen twice where people have come back into my life, but one of them is now my best friend again after I didn’t see or talk to them for years. The other example moved away for about eight years and although we were close (before or after) we did just carry on the same relationship we had before.
- Comment on What's the point of a long-distance friendship? 1 month ago:
I am ND, so part of this is trying to diagnose what I’m doing wrong and part of it is trying to understand what everyone else is doing haha
- Comment on What's the point of a long-distance friendship? 1 month ago:
It’s true that I don’t seem to need company in the same way that lots of people do, but I don’t think that’s the issue here. I have good friendships with people in person, but can’t seem to keep them up online. I think I’m just not as comfortable / good at talking over text for the more in-depth and interesting conversations that are worth having friends for
- Comment on What's the point of a long-distance friendship? 1 month ago:
That’s really cool. I wanted to start playing D&D online with the friend that prompted this question, but she doesn’t really have the time (or I’m not important enough to make time for, I guess) :/
Kinda sucks, but that’s what happens sometimes
- Comment on What's the point of a long-distance friendship? 1 month ago:
Thanks for the input. I do have closer friendships in person, but once we move apart (geographically) it just sort of… fades. Based on these replies, I think I’m just not very good at talking over text
- Comment on Where does a man get a proper shoe horn that will not break 1 month ago:
It’s so you don’t have to bend down, can be helpful for less mobile people with slip-on shoes
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- Comment on #notaseagull 1 month ago:
I enjoy having semi-serious discussions about nonsense like this, so I appreciate RubberElectron’s reply calling me out
- Comment on #notaseagull 1 month ago:
If you’re an ornithologist writing a scientific paper, you’d presumably be using a genus + species in Latin rather than any colloquial name anyway, while still acknowledging that they fall under the umbrella term “seagull” for most people. But I’m a descriptive linguist, rather than prescriptive, and that’s really what this meme is about (it’s not about seagulls)
- Comment on #notaseagull 1 month ago:
If 90% of the population call them seagulls, and 99% of the population understand what you mean when you say “seagull”, then yes, they are actually called seagulls
- Comment on Far too many people are dying for the first time 2 months ago:
I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
I always lick asbest. I’m the best licker there is
- Comment on Badgers 2 months ago:
I’ve witnessed a European badger stand up to a golden retriever much bigger than it barking and growling aggressively in its face and the badger stood its ground. I don’t know if it was too scared to turn away or if it genuinely wanted to fight, but it was brave AF either way. (also I’ve never seen such a clean badger, but tbf most examples I see are dead on the road :/ )