Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry)

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not a good day to sort by new

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ummm what better day could there possibly be

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, it’s pretty high on /all now. :^)

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Snacks? I can barely fit my chewing tobacco in there while I shower. You must be packing some serious heat

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No I was packing popcorn.

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    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      unpopped or popped?

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ew, chewing tobacco? I thought that’s were everyone stored their cottage cheese.

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You should never apologise for a masterpiece

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Finally someone who gets me

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• tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More like fiveskin am I right?

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where’s that one picture of an anon who fits an ENTIRE apple in his foreskin?

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    so many pictures I wish I had saved

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• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Excuse me what the fuck.

  Are you the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk and are the popcorns made for Jack?

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What happened to the last 429?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m circumcised but still have enough skin to stuff a snickers in there 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s abnormal. Has a doctor seen it?

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We talkin hard or soft?

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are we talking fun size, regular, or the jumbo snicker?

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• qbus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s when kinky theater with seat belts to strap people down

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• match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  if you putit in unpopped it’ll pop from the heat of your piss

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• sommerset@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gross sick. Ban this guy

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