throwawayacc0430
@throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on How to get rid of swollen batteries? 4 weeks ago:
Charge it to full, go to a police station, puncture the battery, throw it at the police station
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate? 4 weeks ago:
Are they religious? You can use that against them.
en.wikipedia.org/…/Parable_of_the_drowning_man
During the COVID-19 pandemic, modified versions, in which the religious man refuses several entreaties to wear a mask and later to get vaccinated, finding out after his death from the disease that God motivated those people as well, circulated among Christian communities to counter vaccine hesitancy.
Tell them Covid is Satan’s doing, and God sent the vaccines.
- Comment on What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme 5 weeks ago:
Idk my hands are kinda too shaky to throw a grenade, might accidentally throw it at the general’s tent. 🤷♂️
- Comment on What is your age range for dating? 🤔 😮 5 weeks ago:
[Error] to [Error]
(Don’t want a relationship. I’ve seen first hand how my parents are miserable with each other, not looking forward to that shit)
- Comment on What happens to the content if an Lemmy instance shuts down? 5 weeks ago:
To shreds
- Comment on Real af 5 weeks ago:
You can, but every time I try, weird NPCs try to stop me and locked me in some weird building. Fuck this game.
- Comment on Can you clear a straight line of malfunctioning pixels on a phone with a lighter? 5 weeks ago:
No. Completely false.
You need to put in the microwave and set the timer for at least a minute while its on to recalibrate the pixels.
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to someone who says "transracial is just as valid as transgender"? 5 weeks ago:
Step 1: Change skin color to Green via DNA editing Step 2: Build a flying saucer
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Y’all are all my subjects, kneel before me, fithy earthlings. - Comment on That's me 5 weeks ago:
The oligarchs pretend to pay me a fair wage so I pretend to pay for my stuff. Seems fair to me. 🤷♂️
- Comment on What can I do with this laptop keyboard? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
user-hostile TPM module
I mean, the module itself is fine. Some linux distros can also take advantage of that with full disk encryption, instead of putting keys in the ram, store in in TPM which make it harder for keys to get extracted if it gets stole while on.
But of course microsoft is gonna try to use it nefariously for some DRM stuff.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Lol that not a phone anymore, its a pocket-pc. 😁
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
microwaves […] more modern ones are prone to catch on fire
🧐 Source?
- Comment on Protip: 5 weeks ago:
True. I never work a mask in 2020 and I turned out just fine. Don’t even understand how tiny crown shaped object or whatever woke shit they make up could even hurt me. I survived just fine. A “crown” virus? LMFAO. I wear my crown 👑 like a king 🤴, wtf is a mini crown RNA bullshit, complete utter nonsense.
/s
- Comment on It used to be that when most countries were or in trouble or needed help they would go to the US for help. My question is who does the US go to for help if or when needed? 5 weeks ago:
Do what the allies did to Germany in WW2
- Comment on It used to be that when most countries were or in trouble or needed help they would go to the US for help. My question is who does the US go to for help if or when needed? 5 weeks ago:
US needs to invade the US in order to bring democracy to the US.
(Revolution)
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I mean, I guess my questiin is: “Why don’t they pull the same shit on computers then?”
- Comment on Protip: 5 weeks ago:
The store owner, standing in front of the “No Shirt, No Shoe, No Service” sign looking like:
(Btw, this is a great way to getting tetanus 🤭)
- Comment on That's me 5 weeks ago:
shoplifting charge
If you have jury trials in your jurisdiction, you might as well just “forget” to scan an item every so often.
Even if they catch you, no jury is gonna convict on what appears to be a simple mistake.
- Comment on That's me 5 weeks ago:
Steal $499 then wait out the statute of limitations, and repeat 😎
- Comment on That's me 5 weeks ago:
Oops, accidentally forgot to scan an item 😏
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Sadly, Samsung removed storage expansion from their flagships.
Behold!
(Not my image, I stole it from reddit)
This appears to be an iPhone, but you can do the same with any phone, just use double-sided tape xD
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to someone who says "transracial is just as valid as transgender"? 5 weeks ago:
Transgender is more comparable to Naturalization.
You can become an American, British, Canadian, German, Japanese, or Chinese, in terms of Citizenship/Nationality, but you can’t just magically change from White to Black or to Asian, or vice versa.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
CIA isn’t targeting me, but ICE certainly is.
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 5 weeks ago:
This is the bad place and everyone is a tortue demon. The worst version of The Truman Show.
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 5 weeks ago:
Jason figured it out? Man, this is a low one.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Busy modlog you got there, buddy. 👀
- Comment on Basically 5 weeks ago:
George Washington would be like: “Why this portrait of a slave in the white house?” (referring to Obama) 💀
- Comment on Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say? 5 weeks ago:
To put in in perspective. A Moto G Play is $150 (at retail, not including discounts) and can withstand a razor blade scratching the screen, the inner screen of a foldable phone, which is 10x the cost, cannot withstand a simple fingernail.
