HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo's Nightmarish Virtual Game Cards Make the Switch 2 a DRM Minefield⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please ELI5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  69, son. 69.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨originality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨world changes so fast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friendly reminder⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Running monkey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Down with the flu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipping the switch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Twice before lunch to be accurate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

  …All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipping the switch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Moms a real looker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That elevator doesn’t skip the 13th floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your brain thinks...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some would even say that these are the same exact crab and they can prove it by saying they’re using seeing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual situation for some⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless they’re lefties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They wouldn't let my comfort dog on the plane⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How super duper cute is that little Joey?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking at you hasan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How broken is this glass? Is it still jagged chunks or fine dust? Is it a Japanese self cleaning toilet or where punk rock bands jam out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jo jay!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (j,b)eans