HowAbt2day
@HowAbt2day@futurology.today
- Comment on There goes my Draft Kings quad 😭 9 hours ago:
I would have thought they’d pull em off the pitch with a large magnet from the sky.
- Comment on Minion pizza 9 hours ago:
I can hear Gordon Ramsey yelling some terrible things at you.
- Comment on Oblong the taxi man 1 day ago:
Twice and like a little bitch because I risk nothing.
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 2 days ago:
It might be but sunburn is definitely carcinogenic.
- Comment on Everybody poops 2 days ago:
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
- Comment on 43 pregnant men 6 days ago:
There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.
- Comment on So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them? 1 week ago:
Fucking party pooper
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 1 week ago:
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
- Comment on Art imitates life 1 week ago:
Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.
- Comment on McPenis 1 week ago:
The Irish wish they were McHung like that.
- Comment on 8999 BC 1 week ago:
This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 1 week ago:
What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 1 week ago:
Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.
- Comment on Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue 1 week ago:
I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.
- Comment on Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue 1 week ago:
It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?
- Comment on no need to edit! 2 weeks ago:
I think he’s grokking.
- Comment on But but but 2 weeks ago:
Praise be to Urkle!
- Comment on Uhh... 2 weeks ago:
All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.
- Comment on Nintendo's Nightmarish Virtual Game Cards Make the Switch 2 a DRM Minefield 3 weeks ago:
Please ELI5.
- Comment on Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔 3 weeks ago:
69, son. 69.
- Comment on originality 3 weeks ago:
If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.
- Comment on world changes so fast 3 weeks ago:
You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!
- Comment on Friendly reminder 3 weeks ago:
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 4 weeks ago:
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.
- Comment on Running monkey 4 weeks ago:
Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.
- Comment on Down with the flu 4 weeks ago:
How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 4 weeks ago:
Which one?
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 4 weeks ago:
Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
- Comment on Flipping the switch 4 weeks ago:
Twice before lunch to be accurate
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 4 weeks ago:
Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]
…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.