HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk abbout this one discord⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ed Showering with Corndog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Two corn dogs in shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mattress: not even once⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The USB port should’ve given away that it wasn’t an ice cream sandwich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  70 is when you each have half thumb in each others ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Peddled? It’s more like galloped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least Wilson was gone by this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if Peckerhead Pete has anything to say about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Obscene!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  His name is Johnson.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had never heard of THIS before⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you the giver or receiver on this position?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s good eating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Los Jaivas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Both. That’s why it’s too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d also like to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmm... tastes like chimkin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse shit with feathers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit. I didn’t realize that is wasn’t composting until I read your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “will never happen again.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Daisy Duke shorts always get me a pass, even when I don’t get around to trim around the hedges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who wets their face in the shower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To ascertain the force of the stream, how far were from the knobs? Was it forceful enough to make a skin indentation, for example? Or remove eye crust?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be like that, Imma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kimchi Conflict. A great name for a punk band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New thing to ponder just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For their pleasure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope so :D⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rind-heart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW you get the old gang back together⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grossest president too far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where u at?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  EXCELlent observation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New fetish unlocked