HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The word or activity? Which will you start employing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a bridge over fucking water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Annnnnnd Fuuuuuuuurius anger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️‍🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The famous @ asshole sand! Epic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One trip only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently read a fortune from a cookie that said this. Verbatim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple analogy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even when responding to a douche?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple analogy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s “Douché” in this case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No More Neutral ⚛⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am also Pro-Ton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll light up some other lips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Adequate size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand loaded and goated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And someone just ran outta cronos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll bring the pita bread my brother in God.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lelz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got you fam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lelz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VPN ftw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a “yo mama” joke here waiting but I can’t figure it out yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well at least I love dogs. So that's a plus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And some rad shades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it?.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Triggers vegans getting all cruciferous and shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My only response to Discord⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smart, six foot would have been too overboard and easily flagged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bit rude, innit?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keeping a fridge outside in the winter is brilliant. Saving on electricity is good for the environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"may"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #DicksOut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's still life left in them!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lung identification course⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy is a regular on Kill Tony, don’t fall for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling inadequate for not being taller⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5’11” on the left and 6’0” on the right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after too long of a nap⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife after a 30 minute nap. Not the hairy savage part (most times), but rather the groggy disoriented part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoids⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not a team player, are you? Work more and work harder. For the team. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TINY⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y es ❤️ (amor) is actually cute. PP Tiny, is actually cute too if you you’re into your lower intestines violated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same size hog most likely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better. Bigfoot math.