HowAbt2day
@HowAbt2day@futurology.today
- Comment on (Laser) Printer go brrrr 1 hour ago:
Like owning a boat. Best of your friend has one and you bring the beers (paper).
- Comment on We really, really do. 2 days ago:
They at least go to the same barber.
- Comment on Be careful what you choose to remember 5 days ago:
Uncle Whore-ass was the life of the party
- Comment on As expected every page in the book is blank 6 days ago:
Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.
- Comment on ( ・∇・) 1 week ago:
Looks like a wizard with a wand that just turned someone into a happy dog with an anal fetish. Right? Oh jeezus, I may need help.
- Comment on nice smile 1 week ago:
I’m replacing doggystyle with weevilstyle. My lady is gonna dig it.
- Comment on largest nation in the world is estonia, russia is fake. 1 week ago:
Honest question: does Estonia have “proper Estonian governance”?
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 week ago:
That’s a dirty movie, for naughty people.
- Comment on There are major holes in this theory 2 weeks ago:
The iceberg is _obviously _ under the Titanic.
- Comment on Jeans 2 weeks ago:
Chaffed taint after 200 steps.
- Comment on Wanna show me? Send a DM 2 weeks ago:
Skin flutes in…3…2…1…
- Comment on big catch 2 weeks ago:
And a tooth. Almost definitely.
- Comment on Religion choices 2 weeks ago:
Ole Bill Burr getting blessed.
- Comment on conspiracy 2 weeks ago:
Dastardly deep state is probably putting that shit in the weed too, man. Cause I just can’t no never gonna stop.
- Comment on A very curious situation indeed 2 weeks ago:
What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?
- Comment on There goes my Draft Kings quad 😭 2 weeks ago:
I would have thought they’d pull em off the pitch with a large magnet from the sky.
- Comment on Minion pizza 2 weeks ago:
I can hear Gordon Ramsey yelling some terrible things at you.
- Comment on Oblong the taxi man 3 weeks ago:
Twice and like a little bitch because I risk nothing.
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 3 weeks ago:
It might be but sunburn is definitely carcinogenic.
- Comment on Everybody poops 3 weeks ago:
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
- Comment on 43 pregnant men 3 weeks ago:
There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.
- Comment on So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them? 4 weeks ago:
Fucking party pooper
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 4 weeks ago:
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
- Comment on Art imitates life 4 weeks ago:
Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.
- Comment on McPenis 4 weeks ago:
The Irish wish they were McHung like that.
- Comment on 8999 BC 4 weeks ago:
This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 4 weeks ago:
What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 4 weeks ago:
Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.
- Comment on Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue 4 weeks ago:
I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.
- Comment on Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue 4 weeks ago:
It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?