HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"may"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  #DicksOut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's still life left in them!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lung identification course⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy is a regular on Kill Tony, don’t fall for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling inadequate for not being taller⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  5’11” on the left and 6’0” on the right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after too long of a nap⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife after a 30 minute nap. Not the hairy savage part (most times), but rather the groggy disoriented part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoids⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not a team player, are you? Work more and work harder. For the team. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TINY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y es ❤️ (amor) is actually cute. PP Tiny, is actually cute too if you you’re into your lower intestines violated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same size hog most likely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better. Bigfoot math.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chomp!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Randezvous 📅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try Mr. Italiano.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought these LSD tabs getting snorted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Loud-ge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could’ve been cut this way based on weight of each pepperoni slice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good point. Maybe a “thank the lord” is in order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jizzmania is just down undah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your children discard bones? Who’s exactly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it’s pretty cool but is the “so proud” due to some effort that was put into it? I thought it was inevitable and an “about time “ is more appropriate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The source is key here, especially the pathway for obtaining said chemical. The biological pathway a human used to source ammonia is natural.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Naturally sources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My hippie neighbor who uses his own piss twice a week. For real. His beard looks lavish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc it’s a brunette. With some big ole tiddies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually a hat styled after a 16th British villager’s hairdo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More details: the greatest American football team in history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puff Daddy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that /s for science or sarcasm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That post-Thanksgiving deuce would like a word.