HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak sporting⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  An absolute animal up in the paint!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That crossed leg position off of the top rope ad the look away is actually pretty dope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is more a “how-to” post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll have to keep moist and wet. Oh so wet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake news: the underside of the ball is room temperature. Nice fucking try though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta shirt I can lend you there Waldo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And super long arms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is of the essence! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was your 20. Now it belongs to the Rew Rew Crew!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How about shrimps and lobsters sneaking into the animal club while they are insects? Cockroaches of the sea and shit. Nah mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Problem solved⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wicked burn. #bazinga

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got this ad and uh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This a gnarly ass pin only a Cletus or Beuford would wear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get yourself a harmonica butt plug (harmbutaplug), a cabbage salad and a GUI-Tar and you’ve got a quartet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the LSD version?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He obviously read, “Art of the deal “.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current state of mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t we all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are your only alternatives. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over here with some popcorn as nerds debate the project motion of a hypersonic missile named “arrow” and shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why choose? Wankcakes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re auto tune the shit out their voices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ofc!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #WholesomeAsFuck These plants ain’t wilt as long as I’m around!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ba bum tsst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This fucking guy considers theyselves a funnypoligist and shit, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The kind of high quality journalism we crave ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ratcliffe looking like Supermán over here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sure he's fine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Specialized in post-school-lunch loaf flushing and don’t-clean-the-mop-all-semester and mop the whole fucking school degrees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL science has its own swifties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your service for both 1) and 2)!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL science has its own swifties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two questions for you my brother in god;

  1. what were the connections that were made in maths class that got the prof so excited?
  2. how long did you wait before removing the ever expanding schlong for your ever expanding sfinxter?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the PPE is for⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OMy