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You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. 😤
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Sounds like an attitude problem 😆
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss’s perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there’s no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Oh no, did the boss take the doors off the stalls again?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Go home and masturbate
Who told you my weekend plans?!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
The last 51 weekends told me. Burn
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
You look like a penis!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go home and masturbate.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Son of an idiot is a cute insult
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
You would say that, knowing your dad
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears
Pat@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Nie mowie po polsku
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.
Peech-ka ti materna.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro, you look like a penis
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This checks out with some of the casts I’ve seen of Korean Starcraft players.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
개새끼 or just 새끼 seem to be much more popular instead of 바보 새끼. And a lot of people will just say 씨 instead of 씨발.
uzay@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Making out must mean something else in Korea
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Ah! If it isnt the American Phonetic Alphabet.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
The highlight for me is how you can go “You (man), you (woman)” and sound like you’re just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wot
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I suppose that’s probably a way of calling them a baby?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. “Maybe mommy’s milk will settle you down” is my interpretation.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh it’s a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say “grow up” but utterly roast the person while you do it!
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You heard the book!