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You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. 😤
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Sounds like an attitude problem 😆
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss’s perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there’s no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Oh no, did the boss take the doors off the stalls again?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Go home and masturbate
Who told you my weekend plans?!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 month ago
The last 51 weekends told me. Burn
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
You look like a penis!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go home and masturbate.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Son of an idiot is a cute insult
yakko@feddit.uk 1 month ago
You would say that, knowing your dad
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears
Pat@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Nie mowie po polsku
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.
Peech-ka ti materna.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bro, you look like a penis
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This checks out with some of the casts I’ve seen of Korean Starcraft players.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
개새끼 or just 새끼 seem to be much more popular instead of 바보 새끼. And a lot of people will just say 씨 instead of 씨발.
uzay@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Making out must mean something else in Korea
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
The highlight for me is how you can go “You (man), you (woman)” and sound like you’re just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wot
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I suppose that’s probably a way of calling them a baby?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. “Maybe mommy’s milk will settle you down” is my interpretation.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh it’s a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say “grow up” but utterly roast the person while you do it!
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You heard the book!