You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. 😤
essential vocab🫶
Submitted 2 days ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Sounds like an attitude problem 😆
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss’s perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there’s no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Oh no, did the boss take the doors off the stalls again?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Go home and masturbate
Who told you my weekend plans?!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 days ago
The last 51 weekends told me. Burn
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
You look like a penis!
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears
Pat@feddit.nu 1 day ago
Nie mowie po polsku
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Go home and masturbate.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Son of an idiot is a cute insult
yakko@feddit.uk 2 days ago
You would say that, knowing your dad
uzay@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Making out must mean something else in Korea
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.
Peech-ka ti materna.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
개새끼 or just 새끼 seem to be much more popular instead of 바보 새끼. And a lot of people will just say 씨 instead of 씨발.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bro, you look like a penis
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
This checks out with some of the casts I’ve seen of Korean Starcraft players.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 days ago
The highlight for me is how you can go “You (man), you (woman)” and sound like you’re just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 days ago
wot
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
I suppose that’s probably a way of calling them a baby?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. “Maybe mommy’s milk will settle you down” is my interpretation.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oh it’s a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say “grow up” but utterly roast the person while you do it!
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You heard the book!