joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨essential vocab🫶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Closely look at the picture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way, he’s getting a face full of pussy tonight. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that would be OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy cake day and anniversary!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want a divorce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable dreams⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The computer called me a bitch. Euphoria!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximum Shareholder Value®⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope there's not a queue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered your congressperson’s desk? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨War. War never changes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  War for drugs or drugs for war? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but because I’m a bitch. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trending⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The lore expands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Africa (Toto)... but it lists every country in Africa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was more fun when the voices were edited instead of ai. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay attention, because there will be a test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does Will Smith in Django Unchained make me think of Wow Wow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then, you could remove the key from the ignition while the car was speeding down the highway and use it to open the glove box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for proving OP’s point. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no gag reflex / talk too much⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a very simple solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And their cousin Naga Saki.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depends what you're on.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also very poisonous when raw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why aren’t we doing anything about the madman driving the trolley?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like your parents telling you to “clean your room or sleep in the yard” so you prepare to go camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #31⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace Bobby with Good Hank and that’s canon. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still alive?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Epstein didn’t kill himself? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t go wrong with the classic 🖕. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “There isn’t actually an open position. Its just to trick the shareholders into thinking we’re hiring which means growth.” 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The ladies don’t want to share a couch with him. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mpreg. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha that's really cool, funny number man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Kurzgesagt hentai? Like with the birds?