joyjoy
@joyjoy@lemmy.zip
- Comment on girlfriend 6 days ago:
Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up?
- Comment on The less complicated life of a male 1 week ago:
Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.
- Comment on I respect choice for the name of the game 1 week ago:
It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”
- Comment on Forever young 1 week ago:
Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition), so custom servers.
- Comment on Forever young 1 week ago:
I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the backwards pistol.
- Comment on LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂 1 week ago:
When I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay.
snap
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 2 weeks ago:
Readers, remember where you are LOL.
- Comment on Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. 2 weeks ago:
Are we getting a divorce? Who will host Christmas?
- Comment on Not a big deal. It did feel good 3 weeks ago:
The nurse came?
- Comment on Scientists of Lemmy, explain: 3 weeks ago:
Pokemon evolution is closer to metamorphosis. LIke Caterpee -> Metapod -> Butterfree.
- Comment on Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive 3 weeks ago:
Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 3 weeks ago:
It could always be worse.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
This isn’t reddit. Use as many emojis as you like. 👌👌
- Comment on Learning to drive 3 weeks ago:
You also need to keep in mind thumb placement. If you have a vice grip on the steering wheel with your thumb and forefinger wrapping the wheel, you’ll get your thumbs ripped off/sprained in a crash.
- Comment on Perfection 3 weeks ago:
Don’t be shellfish.
- Comment on Fiction 4 weeks ago:
The Union when the Confederate states try to change the reason for the war.
- Comment on Colonialism be like 4 weeks ago:
While filling out the form after discovering a new species, the discoverer got confused and in the “Name” field, wrote their own name.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 4 weeks ago:
This is a brainwashed child soldier.
- Comment on Elon Musk has an h-index. 4 weeks ago:
Unfortunately these citations don’t come with a fine.
- Comment on Simp 4 weeks ago:
We’re taking turns.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 4 weeks ago:
Gotta be a HDMI port. Not a port that supports the HDMI protocol.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 4 weeks ago:
Imagine a port that’s both HDMI and USB.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed is a "forever brand" because Ubisoft supported huge risks with it, ex director says: "Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies" 4 weeks ago:
Looks like the title got cut off.
“Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies”
- Comment on Weeks of research 4 weeks ago:
It’s an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis.
- Comment on Interesting observation 4 weeks ago:
My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?
- Comment on where the cuties 5 weeks ago:
Probably all the microplastics tol.
- Comment on GF just had to test it and said it was actually true 5 weeks ago:
You’ll get wet too.
- Comment on When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick? 5 weeks ago:
Straight to jail
- Comment on sucked in losers 5 weeks ago:
Their pelvises are all at the same height.
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 5 weeks ago:
Spartans were originally made to fight rebels.
