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- Comment on Spong Berb Adventures #2 19 hours ago:
It was offered to Spongebob first, and Squidward can’t understand why he turned it down.
- Comment on Tender chicken 2 days ago:
what is this fucking world cumming to?
- Comment on Drink some water. NOW!!! 1 week ago:
Coffee has water in it.
- Comment on Listen up 1 week ago:
As a plastic surgeon, I suggest more plastic surgery.
- Comment on He took it literally 1 week ago:
Your silence will be used against you.
- Comment on Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t think I should go before you just because I have the right of way at a four way uncontrolled intersection.
- Comment on Not so fast! 2 weeks ago:
That’s why California and Florida have a public fund to let residents in disaster prone areas to rebuild their homes in the same place with little changes. Most homes in those areas are less than 5 years old.
- Comment on Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice 2 weeks ago:
Suicide is gay
- Comment on kitchencels is a goldmine 3 weeks ago:
Was this before or after ShoeOnHead?
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
We’ve added corn and onions to the soup. What other vegetables should we add?
- Comment on Who remembers sexually immature boys doing this with a box of Land of Lakes Butter? 3 weeks ago:
This is why they took her away.
- Comment on Some people in the sub right now be like 4 weeks ago:
Is the ice cream machine still broken? I’m going to Wendys’.
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 4 weeks ago:
I keep my second peepee I my bed drawer.
- Comment on at what point in life it's too late to go back to school? 4 weeks ago:
Similar thing with my mom, only she retired soon after graduating.
- Comment on Education is important. 4 weeks ago:
It’s probably not Listenbourg.
- Comment on Who? 5 weeks ago:
My OnlyFans model isn’t like other models. Mine takes the time to talk to ME one on one.
- Comment on korn 5 weeks ago:
RIP to that guy who posted low quality corn and got downvoted.
- Comment on Tesla is the most unreliable used car brand in America, even behind Jeep and Chrysler 5 weeks ago:
Dodge Ram sounds like a children or drunk adult game.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 weeks ago:
They can’t afford to check their grammar. You think they can afford to give their employees benefits?
- Comment on girlfriend 1 month ago:
Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up?
- Comment on The less complicated life of a male 1 month ago:
Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.
- Comment on I respect choice for the name of the game 1 month ago:
It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”
- Comment on Forever young 1 month ago:
Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition), so custom servers.
- Comment on Forever young 1 month ago:
I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the backwards pistol.
- Comment on LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂 1 month ago:
When I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay.
snap
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 1 month ago:
Readers, remember where you are LOL.
- Comment on Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. 1 month ago:
Are we getting a divorce? Who will host Christmas?
- Comment on Not a big deal. It did feel good 2 months ago:
The nurse came?
- Comment on Scientists of Lemmy, explain: 2 months ago:
Pokemon evolution is closer to metamorphosis. LIke Caterpee -> Metapod -> Butterfree.
- Comment on Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive 2 months ago:
Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.