joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does this mean?⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  :|;

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4011⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  1077

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would I pay $10/mo for things I don’t even use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I hear, the car itself beats it out of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yes it will⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll probably crush the vegetable before a flared base can help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Babe, new timezone just dropped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooo my genderinos⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Psychology is technically a branch of advanced biology

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨**Mission Accomplished.**⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With this type of oil, it’ll be the Greeks that invade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have tomorrow off :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  2 Fast 2 Furious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We’re Suing Minecraft in a Class Action Lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody can stop you from making a Java Edition mod. The only thing you can’t do is sell it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We’re Suing Minecraft in a Class Action Lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Since they need permission, I can only assume they want to sell their mod on the bedrock marketplace. I thought Microsoft controlled that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Bri’ish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: British cops don’t carry guns

  Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We can give the kettle an internet connection, move the servers to our own datacenter, then charge users a monthly fee. Pure profit. We don’t even need to actually make it AI, then pocket the savings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They will remember⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Clanka

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting in honor of my nieces back to school week 😆⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  School shootings aren’t a joke, Jim!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting in honor of my nieces back to school week 😆⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was alluding to gun violence in American schools, but okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity wants to buy Google Chrome for $34.5 billion, twice the company's value⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll lower your offer to $1.00

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting in honor of my nieces back to school week 😆⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  until you die

  Only in America. In other places, you graduate or drop out before dying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon crunches some numbers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon (plural) isn’t exactly famous for their intelligence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad I suck dick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pic unrelated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charging to tour rental properties...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would they sell/rent when they make so much money on tours?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shake the table and see which way he falls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way two of the usb's are one way while the other is another way⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this loss?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Michigan 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would get old fast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HFIL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When everyone starts using the same style, it’s either everyone hiring the same artist (unlikely) or they used AI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨functional⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me to the tattoo artist: “show your work”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I explained economics to my nine year old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The economy is like fairies. If you don’t believe in it, it stops existing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's got the morbs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Morb, derived from morbid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨job position⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chief

  “I own the farms which means I own all the food, so everyone will want to be my friend and live next to me”