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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t go wrong with the classic 🖕. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “There isn’t actually an open position. Its just to trick the shareholders into thinking we’re hiring which means growth.” 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ladies don’t want to share a couch with him. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mpreg. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha that's really cool, funny number man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kurzgesagt hentai? Like with the birds? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penetration⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t tell if this is hot or not. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yer a psyco, Patrick. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grinch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  #TheGrinchWasRight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cmon now :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This breaks the network. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why adding modern controls to 1996's Tomb Raider simply doesn't work⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too long; do not recesitate? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the L 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only in salmonella. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ligma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ligma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t see this without thinking about ligma. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was offered to Spongebob first, and Squidward can’t understand why he turned it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what is this fucking world cumming to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink some water. NOW!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coffee has water in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a plastic surgeon, I suggest more plastic surgery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your silence will be used against you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t think I should go before you just because I have the right of way at a four way uncontrolled intersection. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not so fast!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why California and Florida have a public fund to let residents in disaster prone areas to rebuild their homes in the same place with little changes. Most homes in those areas are less than 5 years old. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Suicide is gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kitchencels is a goldmine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this before or after ShoeOnHead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve added corn and onions to the soup. What other vegetables should we add?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers sexually immature boys doing this with a box of Land of Lakes Butter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why they took her away. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people in the sub right now be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the ice cream machine still broken? I’m going to Wendys’. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My silence can hold no longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep my second peepee I my bed drawer. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at what point in life it's too late to go back to school?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Similar thing with my mom, only she retired soon after graduating. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Education is important. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably not Listenbourg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My OnlyFans model isn’t like other models. Mine takes the time to talk to ME one on one.