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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then, you could remove the key from the ignition while the car was speeding down the highway and use it to open the glove box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for proving OP’s point. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no gag reflex / talk too much⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a very simple solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ron Ejaculated Loudly 💦⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And their cousin Naga Saki.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depends what you're on.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also very poisonous when raw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why aren’t we doing anything about the madman driving the trolley?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like your parents telling you to “clean your room or sleep in the yard” so you prepare to go camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #31⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace Bobby with Good Hank and that’s canon. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still alive?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Epstein didn’t kill himself? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t go wrong with the classic 🖕. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “There isn’t actually an open position. Its just to trick the shareholders into thinking we’re hiring which means growth.” 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ladies don’t want to share a couch with him. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mpreg. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha that's really cool, funny number man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kurzgesagt hentai? Like with the birds? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penetration⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t tell if this is hot or not. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yer a psyco, Patrick. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grinch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #TheGrinchWasRight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cmon now :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This breaks the network. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why adding modern controls to 1996's Tomb Raider simply doesn't work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too long; do not recesitate? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the L 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only in salmonella. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ligma⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ligma⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t see this without thinking about ligma. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #2⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was offered to Spongebob first, and Squidward can’t understand why he turned it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  what is this fucking world cumming to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink some water. NOW!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Coffee has water in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a plastic surgeon, I suggest more plastic surgery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your silence will be used against you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t think I should go before you just because I have the right of way at a four way uncontrolled intersection. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not so fast!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why California and Florida have a public fund to let residents in disaster prone areas to rebuild their homes in the same place with little changes. Most homes in those areas are less than 5 years old.