joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking strip poker up a level⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I would’ve lost the clothes anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Send nodes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe using MAGA as a slur will work better than calling them weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  no more peeking onto parked car’s dashboards to read the analogue clock there.

  Eventually, Lexus might stop including the analog clock as a luxury feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secondsies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Second breakfast isn’t covered by my insurance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Soup is a euphemism now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fact checked by real computers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  bash only likes the number 0.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we go again...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They do reboots just so they don’t lose the trademark.

  Reboots happen every 10 years bcause that’s how long trademark registration lasts.

  tmep.uspto.gov/RDMS/TFSR/current#/current/TFSR-15… (section 8)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well do you?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Therefore the hands fucked.

  👉👌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X is launching a marketplace for inactive handles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Selling inactive handles? That almost sounds like DNS. You know, what Bluesky uses for usernames.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that kind of CNC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Project Rebearth (in development), an MMO city-builder, with a top-down map style view, where players repopulate a 1:1 replica of Earth, releases a demo on Steam.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be interesting if the way the devs choose to approach this is to implement some sort of decay and natural disasters to clear out old settlements and let other players move in.

  Or we can just do what history did and start wars over land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Project Rebearth (in development), an MMO city-builder, with a top-down map style view, where players repopulate a 1:1 replica of Earth, releases a demo on Steam.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is basically how Minecraft works since 1.3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  like butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  French toast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As far as household pets go, cats will definitely relax you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A cat is not fine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TikTok 🤡 💩⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oracle will sue Google and Facebook for copying tiktok’s format.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re going on a drug run, why would you risk cops by not wearing a seat belt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sora AI Slop is here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dislike every Sora short I see. I don’t dislike most videos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More Halo: Combat Evolved Remake Details Emerge, Including Who Is Making It⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Halo 5: Forge is technically on PC. You don’t even need an Xbox Live subscription to play online like was the case for Halo 2: Vista.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sage advice?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s sage from South Austrailia, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After the rage comic fire, Wojack rises from the ashes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fell off the horizon into a black hole⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think time is more of a torus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhDebaters⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if the sentient robot is programmed to have sex with me and if it’s denied sex it caused it great distress?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Efficiency!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your resume. We aren’t hiring, but we sold your private information to a data broker for 5¢.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TexMex is real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shame :3⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He: ☕😬"I haven’t slept in 3 days"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom!!!! Can we pls???⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope the $5-10 thousand licensing fee was worth it to add HDMI when DisplayPort is literally right there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based and Red Pilled Gigachad, many such cases 😔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey horseshoe theory, wanna… touch tips?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit needs a better tagging system than just NSFW. It was pointless having a filter when you don’t subscribe to any porn subreddits and all the ones you are subscribed to don’t allow porn in the first place. It’s only natural people started using NSFW for other things, most notably spoilers, which I believe they’ve added in recent years. If you had the filter enabled, you ended up missing out on content.