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- Comment on kitchencels is a goldmine 2 days ago:
Was this before or after ShoeOnHead?
- Comment on 4 days ago:
We’ve added corn and onions to the soup. What other vegetables should we add?
- Comment on Who remembers sexually immature boys doing this with a box of Land of Lakes Butter? 5 days ago:
This is why they took her away.
- Comment on Some people in the sub right now be like 1 week ago:
Is the ice cream machine still broken? I’m going to Wendys’.
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 1 week ago:
I keep my second peepee I my bed drawer.
- Comment on at what point in life it's too late to go back to school? 1 week ago:
Similar thing with my mom, only she retired soon after graduating.
- Comment on Education is important. 1 week ago:
It’s probably not Listenbourg.
- Comment on Who? 2 weeks ago:
My OnlyFans model isn’t like other models. Mine takes the time to talk to ME one on one.
- Comment on korn 2 weeks ago:
RIP to that guy who posted low quality corn and got downvoted.
- Comment on Tesla is the most unreliable used car brand in America, even behind Jeep and Chrysler 2 weeks ago:
Dodge Ram sounds like a children or drunk adult game.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
They can’t afford to check their grammar. You think they can afford to give their employees benefits?
- Comment on girlfriend 3 weeks ago:
Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up?
- Comment on The less complicated life of a male 4 weeks ago:
Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.
- Comment on I respect choice for the name of the game 4 weeks ago:
It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”
- Comment on Forever young 4 weeks ago:
Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition), so custom servers.
- Comment on Forever young 4 weeks ago:
I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the backwards pistol.
- Comment on LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂 4 weeks ago:
When I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay.
snap
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 5 weeks ago:
Readers, remember where you are LOL.
- Comment on Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. 5 weeks ago:
Are we getting a divorce? Who will host Christmas?
- Comment on Not a big deal. It did feel good 1 month ago:
The nurse came?
- Comment on Scientists of Lemmy, explain: 1 month ago:
Pokemon evolution is closer to metamorphosis. LIke Caterpee -> Metapod -> Butterfree.
- Comment on Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive 1 month ago:
Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 1 month ago:
It could always be worse.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
This isn’t reddit. Use as many emojis as you like. 👌👌
- Comment on Learning to drive 1 month ago:
You also need to keep in mind thumb placement. If you have a vice grip on the steering wheel with your thumb and forefinger wrapping the wheel, you’ll get your thumbs ripped off/sprained in a crash.
- Comment on Perfection 1 month ago:
Don’t be shellfish.
- Comment on Fiction 1 month ago:
The Union when the Confederate states try to change the reason for the war.
- Comment on Colonialism be like 1 month ago:
While filling out the form after discovering a new species, the discoverer got confused and in the “Name” field, wrote their own name.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 1 month ago:
This is a brainwashed child soldier.
- Comment on Elon Musk has an h-index. 1 month ago:
Unfortunately these citations don’t come with a fine.