joyjoy
@joyjoy@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Anon crunches some numbers 15 hours ago:
Anon (plural) isn’t exactly famous for their intelligence
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 1 day ago:
Pic unrelated
- Comment on Charging to tour rental properties... 1 day ago:
Why would they sell/rent when they make so much money on tours?
- Comment on Enlightenment 1 day ago:
Shake the table and see which way he falls.
- Comment on The way two of the usb's are one way while the other is another way 3 days ago:
Is this loss?
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 3 days ago:
Michigan 2
- Comment on It would get old fast 4 days ago:
HFIL
- Comment on Great Advertise 5 days ago:
When everyone starts using the same style, it’s either everyone hiring the same artist (unlikely) or they used AI.
- Comment on functional 1 week ago:
Me to the tattoo artist: “show your work”
- Comment on I explained economics to my nine year old 1 week ago:
The economy is like fairies. If you don’t believe in it, it stops existing.
- Comment on Who's got the morbs? 1 week ago:
Morb, derived from morbid.
- Comment on job position 1 week ago:
Chief
“I own the farms which means I own all the food, so everyone will want to be my friend and live next to me”
- Comment on If only I could afford to do so. 1 week ago:
It’s perfect timing because I always need a vacation from my vacation.
- Comment on Can you believe it? 1 week ago:
Just because you’re wearing your birthday suit doesn’t make you the birthday boy.
- Comment on All she had to do was ask 1 week ago:
Do not put your dick in that.
- Comment on Where will it stop ? 2 weeks ago:
Cheeseburger pizza lovers, but they don’t want pickles on their pizza?
- Comment on Who had it worse? 2 weeks ago:
At least Picard wasn’t impregnated.
- Comment on feeley feels 2 weeks ago:
The count of pixels is not representable with numbers.
- Comment on Drinks shouldn’t be chewed 2 weeks ago:
Boba is code for boobs.
borrowed from Chinese (Beijing) bōbà, name for the large tapioca balls found in the tea, perhaps literally, “large breasts, large-breasted woman”
- Comment on feeley feels 2 weeks ago:
Pixel count in this tweet feely low.
- Comment on What's a video game that can run on any sort of device?(besides doom and pong) 2 weeks ago:
It may look like Tetris, but due to international copywrite law, it isn’t.
- Comment on let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together 2 weeks ago:
Scan your first item. beep
Scan loyalty card now.
- Comment on Eksbawks 2 weeks ago:
But SteamOS (UI) itself lets you configure it. It even has controller-agnostic button prompts, kind of similar to Breath of the Wild’s where it shows you each button and highlights the one you should press. If I was at home, I’d share a picture of it.
- Comment on Can I lick it? 3 weeks ago:
The hydrogen is more likely to explode than poison me.
- Comment on Host Your Own Bluesky PDS: A Complete Azure-Powered Guide 3 weeks ago:
Wow, I sure do love looking at the blue skies through the Windows of my corporate business office.
- Comment on Deserved honestly 3 weeks ago:
It’s almost as bad as breaking your spaghetti.
- Comment on I watched several videos on a Combine Harvester's inner workings and I still don't understand how this thing works. 4 weeks ago:
The only reason people go hungry is because of policy.
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 5 weeks ago:
The (significantly delayed) Bell Riots.
- Comment on I've always liked names that describe your interests 5 weeks ago:
Its like whiskeydick
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 5 weeks ago:
I did.