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- Comment on Meow 1 month ago:
Heterochromeow
- Comment on Full of them 1 month ago:
Hearty soup with potatoes? That’s not soup, that’s straight up mashed potatoes.
- Comment on Trees cumming on car 1 month ago:
City architects need to plant more female trees. I understand not wanting to clean up fruit, nuts, etc, but at least plant them in more suburban/rural areas.
- Comment on SBA #74 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES 1 month ago:
Wendy’s surge pricing
- Comment on California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park 1 month ago:
The cops don’t care if the stop sign wasn’t there. They’ll give you a ticket anyway.
- Comment on Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me: 1 month ago:
I hope I never find a community that bans users simply because a post/comment they made had too low of a score.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The three types of puppy girls:
- service animal
- guard dog
- pretty toy
- Comment on SBA #70 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES 1 month ago:
For that price, it better come with chips and a drink!
- Comment on dollah 1 month ago:
Would you rather have 3 kids and no money or no kids and 3 money?
- Comment on New RPG Maker Entry Announced With HD-2D Style Visual Shift 1 month ago:
Reminds me of the Pokemon Alpha Saphire/Omega Ruby games with the 3d-2d style.
- Comment on Woke 1 month ago:
I too am happiest when I’m asleep.
- Comment on It's an unlimited plan 1 month ago:
Why are you worrying about China stealing your data? You should worry about America stealing your data.
- Comment on Thia better not awaken anything in me 2 months ago:
They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6
- Comment on Straight up spiritual 2 months ago:
I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.
- Comment on Closely look at the picture 2 months ago:
Either way, he’s getting a face full of pussy tonight.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
No, that would be OP.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Happy cake day and anniversary!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I want a divorce.
- Comment on Achievable dreams 2 months ago:
The computer called me a bitch. Euphoria!
- Comment on Maximum Shareholder Value® 2 months ago:
Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms
- Comment on I hope there's not a queue 2 months ago:
Have you considered your congressperson’s desk?
- Comment on War. War never changes. 2 months ago:
War for drugs or drugs for war?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Me too, but because I’m a bitch.
- Comment on Trending 2 months ago:
The lore expands
- Comment on Africa (Toto)... but it lists every country in Africa 2 months ago:
This was more fun when the voices were edited instead of ai.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 months ago:
Pay attention, because there will be a test.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 2 months ago:
Why does Will Smith in Django Unchained make me think of Wow Wow.
- Comment on One for the ignition and one for the trunk 2 months ago:
Back then, you could remove the key from the ignition while the car was speeding down the highway and use it to open the glove box.