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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trees cumming on car⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  City architects need to plant more female trees. I understand not wanting to clean up fruit, nuts, etc, but at least plant them in more suburban/rural areas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #74 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wendy’s surge pricing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The cops don’t care if the stop sign wasn’t there. They’ll give you a ticket anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope I never find a community that bans users simply because a post/comment they made had too low of a score.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The three types of puppy girls:

  • service animal
  • guard dog
  • pretty toy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #70 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For that price, it better come with chips and a drink!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dollah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you rather have 3 kids and no money or no kids and 3 money?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New RPG Maker Entry Announced With HD-2D Style Visual Shift⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the Pokemon Alpha Saphire/Omega Ruby games with the 3d-2d style.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I too am happiest when I’m asleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's an unlimited plan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you worrying about China stealing your data? You should worry about America stealing your data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thia better not awaken anything in me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight up spiritual⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Closely look at the picture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way, he’s getting a face full of pussy tonight. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that would be OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy cake day and anniversary!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want a divorce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable dreams⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The computer called me a bitch. Euphoria!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximum Shareholder Value®⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope there's not a queue⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered your congressperson’s desk? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨War. War never changes.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  War for drugs or drugs for war? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but because I’m a bitch. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trending⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The lore expands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Africa (Toto)... but it lists every country in Africa⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was more fun when the voices were edited instead of ai. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay attention, because there will be a test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does Will Smith in Django Unchained make me think of Wow Wow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then, you could remove the key from the ignition while the car was speeding down the highway and use it to open the glove box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for proving OP’s point. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a very simple solution.