joyjoy
@joyjoy@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Not a big deal. It did feel good 2 days ago:
The nurse came?
- Comment on Scientists of Lemmy, explain: 2 days ago:
Pokemon evolution is closer to metamorphosis. LIke Caterpee -> Metapod -> Butterfree.
- Comment on Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive 3 days ago:
Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 4 days ago:
It could always be worse.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
This isn’t reddit. Use as many emojis as you like. 👌👌
- Comment on Learning to drive 5 days ago:
You also need to keep in mind thumb placement. If you have a vice grip on the steering wheel with your thumb and forefinger wrapping the wheel, you’ll get your thumbs ripped off/sprained in a crash.
- Comment on Perfection 6 days ago:
Don’t be shellfish.
- Comment on Fiction 1 week ago:
The Union when the Confederate states try to change the reason for the war.
- Comment on Colonialism be like 1 week ago:
While filling out the form after discovering a new species, the discoverer got confused and in the “Name” field, wrote their own name.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 1 week ago:
This is a brainwashed child soldier.
- Comment on Elon Musk has an h-index. 1 week ago:
Unfortunately these citations don’t come with a fine.
- Comment on Simp 1 week ago:
We’re taking turns.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 1 week ago:
Gotta be a HDMI port. Not a port that supports the HDMI protocol.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 1 week ago:
Imagine a port that’s both HDMI and USB.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed is a "forever brand" because Ubisoft supported huge risks with it, ex director says: "Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies" 1 week ago:
Looks like the title got cut off.
“Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies”
- Comment on Weeks of research 1 week ago:
It’s an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis.
- Comment on Interesting observation 1 week ago:
My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?
- Comment on where the cuties 2 weeks ago:
Probably all the microplastics tol.
- Comment on GF just had to test it and said it was actually true 2 weeks ago:
You’ll get wet too.
- Comment on When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick? 2 weeks ago:
Straight to jail
- Comment on sucked in losers 2 weeks ago:
Their pelvises are all at the same height.
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 2 weeks ago:
Spartans were originally made to fight rebels.
- Comment on Taking strip poker up a level 2 weeks ago:
I would’ve lost the clothes anyway.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 2 weeks ago:
Send nodes
- Comment on Ok, boomer 2 weeks ago:
Maybe using MAGA as a slur will work better than calling them weird.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 3 weeks ago:
no more peeking onto parked car’s dashboards to read the analogue clock there.
Eventually, Lexus might stop including the analog clock as a luxury feature.
- Comment on Secondsies 3 weeks ago:
Second breakfast isn’t covered by my insurance.
- Comment on Soup 3 weeks ago:
Soup is a euphemism now.
- Comment on Fact checked by real computers 3 weeks ago:
bash only likes the number 0.
- Comment on Here we go again... 3 weeks ago:
They do reboots just so they don’t lose the trademark.
Reboots happen every 10 years bcause that’s how long trademark registration lasts.
tmep.uspto.gov/RDMS/TFSR/current#/current/TFSR-15… (section 8)
