you won't regret it

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

  I’m keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.

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• Yliaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  what if im gay?

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  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You transform into a lesbian.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes?

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  • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    they both turn to face you, swords at the ready

    ‘o no’

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    • reev@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice try, Nicole.

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• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just showed my husband 🥰

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want a divorce.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *slams divorce papers on the table

  I came prepared for this.

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this like a time share type situation?

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hi violet08

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• StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It looks pink to me.

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too

  Then maybe we’ll marry each other

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  unbuttons pants

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• poke@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hope you’ve had a good one, wife

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don’t put out within the first 30 days.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It Violet, I don’t think that’s an issue.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      What the fuck did you do to my wife?

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• MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m an unemployed student so this seems like a win financially for me.

  Unless of course you’re even worse off then I am, then we’re both screwed

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well do make sure to tell me before you come home dear, I’ll make sure the mistress is out of the house and have your tea ready.

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wife?

  This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.

  — boomers

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• Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Err… you might regret it though.

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  • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m certainly a human specimen being a person and I suppose this is the way this species we find partners so I guess it’s fine for me.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A step from nothing I guess

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Could be worse.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who makes the rules?

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ok

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Happy cake day and anniversary!

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    • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks! Are you my wife now?

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the text was supposed to be pixelated. meme ruined.

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