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My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
they both turn to face you, swords at the ready
‘o no’
reev@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?
Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck, you are well known in ancient fediverse magic
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
It looks pink to me.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The good news is that now you’ve got two.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Nice try, Nicole.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im just happy Lemmy is developing its own novelty accounts and inside jokes. Reminds me of better, older days.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wtf did I do
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
*slams divorce papers on the table
I came prepared for this.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this like a time share type situation?
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Oh cool.
Hey babe. How was your day?
MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too
Then maybe we’ll marry each other
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh gosh and then y’all might hold hands? I’m into this 👉👈
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
H-holding hands!?!?!? You sick deviant!
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just showed my husband 🥰
Yliaster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
what if im gay?
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You transform into a lesbian.
Bonje@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
So that’s what Optimum Pride is
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Forcefemmed again
Yliaster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Smh.
dastechniker@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it’s proven largely redundant since then.
violet08@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
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Garbagio@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah idk how “I’m your wife now” is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just during ovulation!
(Same tho, I just haven’t hornyposted on lemmy 👀)
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.
Of course it’s fucking violet08, who else could this be
Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
yayyy
one more for the collection!!
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I want a divorce.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don’t put out within the first 30 days.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It Violet, I don’t think that’s an issue.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the fuck did you do to my wife?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wife?
This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.
— boomers
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Err… you might regret it though.
definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’m
certainly a human specimenbeinga person andI supposethis is the waythis specieswe find partners soI guessit’s fine for me.Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hi violet08
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I consider this legally binding btw
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Violet, you’re famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well do make sure to tell me before you come home dear, I’ll make sure the mistress is out of the house and have your tea ready.
poke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hope you’ve had a good one, wife
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
A step from nothing I guess
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ok
Asafum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
communism
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes?
definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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