Garbagio
@Garbagio@lemmy.zip
- Comment on FYI: Elon Musk = Space Ed Gein 5 days ago:
I heard he cuts inmates dicks off, searching for a replacement for his botched implant.
- Comment on Dracula's Uncle moved his family from Arlington to a military base because he was terrified of sidewalk chalk. 6 days ago:
Not doubting lil Hitler hates women, but I think I missed the source of the prostitute jokes. Anybody got one? Google isn’t showing me shit.
- Comment on Deep throat 2 weeks ago:
No sucking, just licks it while you jerk it. Also you gotta cum in a napkin.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 2 weeks ago:
I wish I could say you did; almost any build works at almost any difficulty. Int is famous for being the most broken stat, though. All you need to beat the entire game is to start with very high int and dex, then grab a hunting rifle.
You’re right BTW, the loot system doesn’t matter at all. Consumables only matter at supernova difficulty, and even then just because you have to manage hunger and thirst. The drug boosts are nice enough in theory but are completely unnecessary for any strategy. Damage types are pretty unnecessary, and beyond Spacers Choice weapons don’t really upgrade enough to be worth switching. Armor is unnecessary on normal, and is essentially wet paper on anything harder. All said, stims are the only thing that matter unless you’re on supernova; if you are, get ready to fill out your inventory with bread and water.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 2 weeks ago:
Double-agreed, but from a different point. What frustrated me about Elden Ring was that some of the dungeons were literally the best designed soulsbourne levels I’ve ever played. Everything between those dungeons, though, just felt like open world slop. The game would have been pure crack if it had just been tighter.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 2 weeks ago:
With 2 out I thought I’d give the original one more chance. I wish I hadn’t. The story is just as bad as I remember, and the gameplay is somehow worse.
I mean the only way to talk about the story is that you’re better off just running through without thinking about it, because at every level it just fails at its messaging. It simply is what it is. What compounds that suck is that the game isn’t even that well designed of a shooter, or implemented well. The controls are gummy, your character feels weightless, and as someone almost 7 feet tall IRL I still feel like the POV is a foot too high. Guns feel boring, the skill system is unimpactful, dialog is stilted, characters are flat as cardboard, and overall the entire game just feels like you’re meant to squint at it until you forget what you’re doing and just reminisce about playing fallout. All I feel when I play is a distinct fear that I will see the seeds of Outer Worlds in games I loved as a kid before I knew to look for such flaws.
- Comment on [Technology Connections] I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [41:26] 3 weeks ago:
God fucking bless autism, truly the work of angels
- Comment on Dear neighbor... 4 weeks ago:
Based
- Comment on coping 5 weeks ago:
To drop the shitpost a bit, every time I think of American politics I think about, I can’t remember his name but some racist internet personality decided he’d try meth to prove that addiction is a personal choice. Fast forward, dude obviously ended up getting his whole shit wrecked by meth addiction. Like obviously we have politicians that want to bring resource extraction home for dinner, but we have an entire populace convinced we’re just built different.
- Comment on Why hello there for the first time 5 weeks ago:
Bruh why they making flirty eyes
- Comment on coping 5 weeks ago:
I mean if you can build a competing hegemony, be my guest lol
- Comment on coping 5 weeks ago:
On that Bernie 2028 type shit
- Comment on Tennessee Man Arrested, Gets $2 Million Bond for Posting Facebook Meme 1 month ago:
Based old man? Based?