reev
@reev@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on This new job will be different 4 days ago:
Seltzer Outside Peepee
- Comment on Learning a new language is easy! 2 weeks ago:
It’s one of those books that lets you flap it open to reveal the Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge and Schläuche within.
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 4 weeks ago:
A bidet is a miracle device, helps in any and all situations. Diarrhea? Solved. Constipation? Solved. Regular? Surprisingly, solved. Wanna do the front too? Can be a bit awkward but it’s got you covered (in water, of course). Washing the throne? Solved. Basic calculus? Solved. Advanced calculus? Believe it or not, solved. Taxes? Avoided. Marriage counseling? Ever since I got my bidet my wife says my “stench is less appalling”. Solved, baby. I even use it to water the garden and defend my house from intruders.
Cannot recommend enough.
- Comment on Anon on hobby communities 4 weeks ago:
Same for me though, you’re just coming at me for finding it special to meet someone that also likes those niche interests because “I want to feel special”? I’m just saying I enjoy the time when my niche interests are niche because those encounters feel more meaningful.
- Comment on Anon on hobby communities 4 weeks ago:
And you wanting to avoid having niche interests is your desire to feel, ah so normal?
- Comment on Anon on hobby communities 4 weeks ago:
I don’t necessarily want to feel superior, I think I just like when my communities are small and it’s a genuine rarity to find someone that likes, for example, the same subgenre of music. Finding someone that likes techno (for example) isn’t rare anymore, so it’s not a special event, y’know?
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 1 month ago:
Mine is a two-way-tie between half a bowling ball and the concept of time.
- Comment on Calculatable 2 months ago:
What are you, my local DMV?
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 3 months ago:
Not quite the same but “bleed” is pretty cool!
- Comment on don't embarrass us in front of the cephalopods 5 months ago:
A great reminder to please not eat octopus, even if you eat meat in general. They’re so intelligent.
- Comment on Not to kink shame, but… 5 months ago:
It’s a quote from the unreleased portal 3, along with “bet you can’t eat this combustible lemon without making a silly face”
- Comment on JD Vance: 5 months ago:
My condolences, choo choo
- Comment on Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around? 6 months ago:
A Bojack reference on Lemmy, today is a good day.
- Comment on The justices of the supreme court ruled that Trump was immune and effectively above the law while being president. What is now stopping Biden from bringing a gun to the next debate? 6 months ago:
- Nope
- Certainly not
- Tara Strong
- Comment on Happy Pride Month! 7 months ago:
Agreed, take some time to be happy being you :) And if you have other people you relate to, maybe take some time to celebrate them too
- Comment on Happy Pride Month! 7 months ago:
It’s also fine to celebrate sometimes
- Comment on Genital Horse for sale 7 months ago:
I fucked your mooooom
- Comment on [|(-,) 8 months ago:
I won’t lie to you like the other commenter. You deserve to know the truth. Yes. Doesn’t mean you aren’t based, though <3
- Comment on Anon doesn't like any web browsers 8 months ago:
Used to hype up Whatsapp long long ago, now it’s shit. Used to hype up Opera long long ago, now it’s shit.
I’m gonna do everyone a favor and never be excited about anything ever again. I will single-handedly manifest the end of enshittification.
- Comment on Anon can’t have a factual argument 8 months ago:
Technically they didn’t say not a shithole, they just said that it was the world’s leading superpower.
- Comment on Anon can’t have a factual argument 8 months ago:
I fail to see what about this is not factual.
- Comment on Anon revisits early youtube 8 months ago:
Would fit right in to The Useless Web. Sends you to a random useless website from a curated list.
- Comment on I hate the band, I hate the song, and yet... 9 months ago:
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- Comment on 400,000 species 9 months ago:
Am I the only on here that actually likes the Beatles? They’re catchy and familiar, not to mention have some weird and whacky unusual stuff like Revolution 9. Also found the conspiracy theory fun to dive into.
Obviously music is extremely subjective but you can’t tell me that their music was not objectively a massive deal, at least historically.
- Comment on Anon gets drunk at the movies 9 months ago:
I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?
- Comment on puns 10 months ago:
I’ll just leave this here
- Comment on temperature 10 months ago:
I’m sorry, but if you go out on a cold day and see a barrel of water with ice on the top, you immediately know it’s freezing cold and we’re in the negatives. Water freezing being 0 is a solid, objective anchor point.
“When it feels cold” will vary from someone that lives in a generally warm climate to someone that lives in a colder climate but water will freeze at 0. That means the warm and cold people can base their range around that and intuitively understand how far or above or below 0 the extreme hot or cold areas are. Generally -40 to 40 are the extremes of livable areas.
- Comment on TikToker Exposes Truth Behind 'Garbage Feeding' - pigs in dozens of states are legally fed plastic garbage, ground up and added to their feed 1 year ago:
Cows are social and loving, too. And don’t get me started on octopodes!
- Comment on Matpat is leaving Game Theory 1 year ago:
It’s 5 big channels you’ve never heard of before, actually.
- Comment on Anon likes bikes 1 year ago:
Probably more if cities were designed around bicycles in the way they currently are around cars.