Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 2 comments
- Comment on Snake 6 days ago:
Ssssso there I wassss jussssst sssssoaking in the sssssssun on my vacation and thissss woman nearly ssssteps on me! Sssssso rude! Ssssso I bit her, naturally.
- Comment on Fallout 5 officially in pre-production, being built on Elder Scrolls VI engine 1 week ago:
“And the elder scrolls VI is built on the elder scrolls IV engine”
(Probably) Lol
- Comment on Hate-filled husband of Canadian accused of smacking pro-Trump teen at Jersey Shore tries to dismiss it as ‘nothingburger’ 1 week ago:
Nypost: Murdock right wing propaganda trash, of course it’s vile and untrustworthy. That’s their brand
- Comment on Kitty looking thicc 1 week ago:
A fun way to confuse people: “Man look at the ass on that pussy!”
- Comment on CNBC survey mocked after ranking all red states as top 10 'worst places to live' 1 week ago:
Population growth wasn’t the metric they used though… People can flock to cheap states and then have to deal with the consequences of them being “cheap.” They aren’t better in most other ways just because more people moved there, they’re just cheaper.
- Comment on Nevertheless, the farted 1 week ago:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—
While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Couldn’t speak for those who already passed, but I’ve always planned to go deep into the woods somewhere so people won’t have to find me or clean anything up.
I don’t know about self absorbed, I guess you could say to the extent that they aren’t considering what others will have to deal with, but they hate themselves so much, hate their life so much, and have no hope for the future that they just want it to be over.
I’m by no means special, so I’d like to think they’d be similar to me, but I’m at least waiting for my older family to pass before I take my hike so I limit my impact as much as possible.
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 2 weeks ago:
Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol
- Comment on [Drawn Out] Rockstar & Sony Think You're Stupid 2 weeks ago:
They misspelled “know.”
Rockstar and Sony know you’re stupid.
- Comment on Neverness to Everness has patched out a character’s shorts in favor of panties following complaints 2 weeks ago:
I was into DBZ and stuff as a teenager, but back then you were “weird” for liking anime and anime styled games so I think a lot of people my age avoided it for a while. Now I’m 40 and idgaf, I play and watch what I like lol
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Yep! That’s totally why I’m still single at 40! Yep.
See I’m not the problem, I’m actually smart! Totally not an undesirable worthless pile of human garbage! Nope nope nope!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
In the US we’re sort of at that point to some lesser degree. There is no right to food, water, shelter, or healthcare, so if you don’t sell yourself (or work for yourself) you don’t get to eat and therefore would die.
- Comment on Neverness to Everness has patched out a character’s shorts in favor of panties following complaints 2 weeks ago:
Teenage… Yes… Teenage…
- Comment on "Guess what's in my ass!" 3 weeks ago:
Its got the juice!
- Comment on "Guess what's in my ass!" 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Why are there so many more mtf trans vs ftm trans people?? 3 weeks ago:
No no silly, the shingles are on the roof!
- Comment on Thoughts and prayers for them. 3 weeks ago:
Jayonnaise… Lmao amazing
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I graduated highschool in 2004, so I’d say roughly around 2002 I was marveling at the massive 1GB hard drive my friend got lol
I think 16GB of ram would have blown our minds.
- Comment on moral compass 5 weeks ago:
The other comment was right it’s arknights endfield, the characters name is nefarith!
- Comment on What they say to me after an interview. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on moral compass 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 5 weeks ago:
Dogs are incredibly annoying and a not insignificant number of people that want them actually subconsciously want children, but either can’t afford them, or don’t have a partner to have them with so they adopt a permanent child.
I think it’s rather coincidental that 90%+ of women’s dating profiles in my area (very high cost of living) all mention some form of “I’ll steal your dog. I love your dog more than you. Dogs are life. Live love dog” etc etc…
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 5 weeks ago:
I’m all of the above and more! Hell, my unpopular opinion that will get me executed is that dogs are annoying and overrated. I’m literally worse than Hitler.
But I do recognize it at least so there’s that.
- Comment on Eggy 5 weeks ago:
Pizza goes in, scrambled eggs come out. Explain that science nerd!!
- Comment on Electronic Arts has launched EA Advertising, a way for brands to integrate ads in games 5 weeks ago:
EA you’re already known as the worst, you don’t need to prove the point any more…
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 month ago:
Not sure how it is now, I gave up completely over a year ago after a decade of trying. They were pretty bad ~2 years ago in the US.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 month ago:
I have to imagine that means you’re at least a somewhat desirable person.
I am not lol
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 month ago:
Good point, I unfairly took their humanity away when I included them in the bot category.
…But then again they took their own humanity away when they decided to become scammers lol
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 month ago:
It’s so fun to be able to tell who’s a bot on the dating sites.
It’s actually really simple: did they message me first? 100% of the time they were bots.
