Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Thilk 2 days ago:
I think I messed up, I shook instead of whipped and got moose
- Comment on Can we use vulgarities in a post? I don't mean like the N word or something. I was going to ask in my sub what are some slur/or common speech that americans don't get bu brits do? 4 days ago:
Is it true that fanny is vulgar to you guys in the way cunt is to us?
Here in the US it’s an older way to refer to a butt and is seen as more polite than saying “ass”, and we also have a pouch we call a fanny pack. I’ve heard that’s quite humourous to say elsewhere.
Fanny pack:
- Comment on How possible is it that Trump is doing some "insider trading" regarding the possible Iran strike in Polymarket? 5 days ago:
- Comment on You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you 1 week ago:
I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.
They had the confidence to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.
- Comment on Where is the love? 1 week ago:
Oof. You didn’t have to hit me baby one more time.
- Comment on Sick days 1 week ago:
My coworker with sick days: I don’t want to waste them, I want to go on a month vacation so I’m coming in sick and getting you all sick.
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 2 weeks ago:
Little column a, little column b
- Comment on What's with companies naming things "MyNoun"? 2 weeks ago:
While covering up the fact that you more than likely don’t even own the product, you simply paid full price for license to use it that they can revoke at any time.
Yay modern corporate garbage!
- Comment on There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm 2 weeks ago:
Please do not put in a place where children can Reich.
Words of wisdom
- Comment on It's a "patience" building exercise? 3 weeks ago:
Also, we’re not calling it a bowel movement, it’s a Bodily Cleansing Event.
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 3 weeks ago:
Where’s Ken M when you need them.
I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”
- Comment on Buttcoin 3 weeks ago:
Literally the opposite for me…
I bought at 7k and listened to my family telling me it’s a scam and I’d be the idiot left holding the bag when everyone sold off so I sold at like 15k or something, I don’t remember exactly what. Double, sure, but every time I see that 100k I get so mad for listening to them…
- Comment on Who wants cake? 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Good question tbh 4 weeks ago:
Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We’d all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol
- Comment on If only 4 weeks ago:
What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!
- Comment on If only 4 weeks ago:
With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…
- Comment on If only 4 weeks ago:
My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol
- Comment on One year ago, Donald Trump took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself. 4 weeks ago:
Hey come on there’s no need to lie here.
They wagged their fingers at him and said “No! Bad Trump!” Then sat down, completely out of ideas.
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 5 weeks ago:
It’s “my party” as in: I hold my nose, disgusted at the fact they’re the only viable option until we change the voting system, but am fully aware they’re 90% shit and do dumbass fucking things like “make the same person Republicans wanted as a justice be an attorney general responsible for holding Trump accountable.”
Doesn’t change the fact that Mitch McFuck is a piece of shit that has no standards other than “whatever gets me more power.”
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 5 weeks ago:
Under Obama II, Mitch McConnell succeeded in preventing liberal justices to be confirmed in the Senate, leaving a notorious psychopath/narcissistic sociopath to fill 3 conservative justices in a single term, despite being one of the least popular presidents of all time.
I still rage thinking about this…
Obama: Scalia dies in the beginning of the election year and Mitch McFuck says “it’s too close to the election, we need to let the people decide.”
Trump: Ginsberg dies WHILE MAIL IN VOTING IS HAPPENING and Mitch McFuck rams through a nomination…
God I hate that piece of shit.
- Comment on Help, I'm already addicted XD 5 weeks ago:
Currently it’s still very much early access. The basic loop is gather materials, build work benches, gather better materials with better tools, upgrade work benches.
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 5 weeks ago:
Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”
- Comment on We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages 1 month ago:
I did and the results were kinda hilarious.
I was working as a technician at the time and went to a theater I wasn’t familiar with, I needed to use the bathroom and saw a few people cleaning so I asked them if the knew where the bathroom was.
“No ingles, no ingles!”
Oh good I can try my Spanish! “Donde estas el bano?”
“No ingles, no ingles!”
…but I’m speaking Spanish now… Lol
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 1 month ago:
Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.
- Comment on Protein bar 1 month ago:
🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶
- Comment on m a g m a 1 month ago:
