Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Electronic Arts has launched EA Advertising, a way for brands to integrate ads in games 20 hours ago:
EA you’re already known as the worst, you don’t need to prove the point any more…
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 4 days ago:
Not sure how it is now, I gave up completely over a year ago after a decade of trying. They were pretty bad ~2 years ago in the US.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 4 days ago:
I have to imagine that means you’re at least a somewhat desirable person.
I am not lol
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 4 days ago:
Good point, I unfairly took their humanity away when I included them in the bot category.
…But then again they took their own humanity away when they decided to become scammers lol
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 4 days ago:
It’s so fun to be able to tell who’s a bot on the dating sites.
It’s actually really simple: did they message me first? 100% of the time they were bots.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Makes sense. For the sake of simplicity and to help my understanding say a company sells 100 stocks at $1, people buy and sell them amongst themselves after the full 100 have already been purchased causing the price to increase to $2, the company only ever took in $100 as it was the initial sale even though there is potentially $200 out there?
If that is the case then why do we even talk about “billionaires” based on their company stock prices?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I was thinking about this yesterday, isn’t our “retirement” system a sort of reverse socialist policy? It’s socialist policy for corporations.
You pay a corporation so they can benefit (stocks) until you are old enough to retire and then pray there is money left to take back out to retire with as opposed to just fucking paying taxes and then the government would give you a retirement distribution when it’s time…
- Comment on Whatever those lyrics are 1 week ago:
🎶 Singin beeee-uuuuu-teeeee-fulllll cock juice! 🎶
- Comment on If you've had a bad day 1 week ago:
Clean sheets and the comforting aroma of $3 billion dollars?
She sure as hell ain’t sleeping in the same room as Mango Mussolini.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Little known fact, the reverse beeping noise that large trucks use was taken from salmon. When they swim in reverse they all make that beep sound and researchers really love repetitive beeping noises when they’re studying so they built it this way.
Source: the depths of my insanity.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Check the arrow direction, it’s a salmon smasher!
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Proposed design for the Shark Combiner Turbine.
- Comment on Title 1 week ago:
So then, however disgusting the thought, if they do make the trump $250 bill then that would be the only case where taking the cash is the better deal (putting ease of use for gold vs bills aside)
- Comment on Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted. 2 weeks ago:
It’s something I tried to remind myself of when I was having a bad day at work at a previous job as a service tech. On the days I was driving into or around Manhattan I’d just take in the skyline and tell myself that it’s pretty amazing I get to see this.
It is kinda wild to know so many people have only ever seen it in movies and I’m just driving into it to go to some hole in the wall ice cream shop and squeeze into the tiniest space imaginable to try to fix a machine lol
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 weeks ago:
It’s sad that I can know what happened without even looking it up… God this country sucks
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 weeks ago:
No idea what they’d be using, but since it was for executions in the US I wouldn’t for one second doubt it was a shitty quality device from a private company that was just taking in tax dollars and to hell with the outcome for the person in it. :/
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 weeks ago:
I don’t believe so, it’s the method I’ve heard of that the “suicide pods” use in other countries unless that’s the same thing. Supposedly your body starts freaking out when there’s a buildup of CO2, so if I can displace that with nitrogen and still vent out the CO2 then it should work fine.
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 weeks ago:
Literally.
Homemade nitrogen asphyxiation device is my plan.
- Comment on Handy tip 2 weeks ago:
If you imagine a brown cow and then imagine shaking it you can have even more fun thoughts about fresh chocolate milkshakes!
…That is how it works, right?
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 2 weeks ago:
How I imagine the meeting went:
“ok we’re out of ideas… Let’s just go with whatever the next thing said here is.”
“… ketchup slices?”
“…God damn it… Fine. Ketchup slices. Christ forgive me…”
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 2 weeks ago:
“Wanna see my camper pull a wheelie?”
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I got it for free with the rtx5080 I just bought so I figured I’d give it a try and I have to agree it seems promising, but the first 1-2 hours are pretty slow for sure. Generally not my type of game, but since it’s free I might give it another shot tomorrow. Graphically it’s nice, but there are some things about it that make me feel like this is a game from 5 years ago.
- Comment on How do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales? 2 weeks ago:
It’s pretty simple really, just have Dad give you a executive position in his company! Then you too can eventually become a Self Made Business Owner™©®
- Comment on Do you remember every single scene and dialogue of a show or movie you just watched? 3 weeks ago:
I barely remember what I had for dinner… I definitely don’t remember shows or movies that well. I can rewatch a show every year or so and for the most part it will be unfamiliar enough to be entertaining even if I do recall some bits.
- Comment on You know this is gonna happen. 3 weeks ago:
My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he’s so hyped about it and then says “they even have pride parades, so you know what I’m doing!” and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun…
I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.
- Comment on Xbox makes more leadership changes, hiring analyst who said games were losing the attention battle with gambling, crypto and porn as chief strategy officer 3 weeks ago:
Incoming xboxXXX?
- Comment on Vibe management 3 weeks ago:
Lol ffs …
“Greedy pos CEO of ShitCo. thinks they’re the only greedy pos CEO. Greedy pos CEO of AIslopCo. drains their accounts.”
- Comment on It's definitely an acquired taste 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like it would taste kinda shitty to me.
- Comment on PAWG P-A-W-G 4 weeks ago:
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
- Comment on Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally 4 weeks ago:
When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes…