Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on 9 hours ago:
I got it for free with the rtx5080 I just bought so I figured I’d give it a try and I have to agree it seems promising, but the first 1-2 hours are pretty slow for sure. Generally not my type of game, but since it’s free I might give it another shot tomorrow. Graphically it’s nice, but there are some things about it that make me feel like this is a game from 5 years ago.
- Comment on How do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales? 18 hours ago:
It’s pretty simple really, just have Dad give you a executive position in his company! Then you too can eventually become a Self Made Business Owner™©®
- Comment on Do you remember every single scene and dialogue of a show or movie you just watched? 2 days ago:
I barely remember what I had for dinner… I definitely don’t remember shows or movies that well. I can rewatch a show every year or so and for the most part it will be unfamiliar enough to be entertaining even if I do recall some bits.
- Comment on You know this is gonna happen. 4 days ago:
My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he’s so hyped about it and then says “they even have pride parades, so you know what I’m doing!” and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun…
I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.
- Comment on Xbox makes more leadership changes, hiring analyst who said games were losing the attention battle with gambling, crypto and porn as chief strategy officer 5 days ago:
Incoming xboxXXX?
- Comment on Vibe management 5 days ago:
Lol ffs …
“Greedy pos CEO of ShitCo. thinks they’re the only greedy pos CEO. Greedy pos CEO of AIslopCo. drains their accounts.”
- Comment on It's definitely an acquired taste 6 days ago:
Sounds like it would taste kinda shitty to me.
- Comment on PAWG P-A-W-G 1 week ago:
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
- Comment on Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally 1 week ago:
When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes…
- Comment on When I retire I can I get a decent home for about 200k in canada with about an acre to live on that is out in the boondocks, and grow some weed and vegetables? Other questions inside. 1 week ago:
I won’t pretend I’m an NYC expert or anything, but I do believe harlem has changed a lot from what the stereotypical idea of that area once was. I couldn’t say for sure so don’t place your safety in this Internet strangers hands lol
- Comment on When I retire I can I get a decent home for about 200k in canada with about an acre to live on that is out in the boondocks, and grow some weed and vegetables? Other questions inside. 1 week ago:
That’s more a NYC thing, I’m on long island, but I’ve been to the city many times and I wouldn’t say the homeless are everywhere, but they also aren’t entirely rare. The mugging stuff might happen depending on where you are and what time it is, but you’d have to really go off track from where you intended on being quite a bit to end up in those areas.
- Comment on When I retire I can I get a decent home for about 200k in canada with about an acre to live on that is out in the boondocks, and grow some weed and vegetables? Other questions inside. 1 week ago:
I couldn’t say, I’m stuck in expensive-ass NY. I just knew what they meant by 60th parallel.
- Comment on When I retire I can I get a decent home for about 200k in canada with about an acre to live on that is out in the boondocks, and grow some weed and vegetables? Other questions inside. 1 week ago:
I believe they meant living north of the line in this image you might be able to find a house for that price (probably meaning: not likely.) but that far north is not going to be great for gardening.
- Comment on Scroll addict 1 week ago:
Ahh good…
Hmm… Now I want more. Time to keep scrolling!!
- Comment on It's always in Japan 2 weeks ago:
We’re so fucking insane about this shit that if I’m remembering correctly the show Hannibal had a scene where a person was cut completely open, guts and visera everywhere, but too much of his butt crack was showing so in order to satisfy the prudes they stuck some visera in the crack to cover it…
…gotta protect the children from seeing a butt ya know?
- Comment on Interesting looking chocolate bar 2 weeks ago:
“When we said our chocolate was orgasmic and we want it to portray that to the customer this wasn’t what we meant… Try again, this time the feeling we’re aiming for is that our chocolate is titillating. Why are you smirking?”
- Comment on New York lawmakers endorse Governor's plan to reduce car insurance premiums by making it harder for crash victims to seek compensation 2 weeks ago:
(Insert anikin and padame meme here.)
“I lowered your costs Mr.Insurance parasite so you’re going to lower rates now, right?”
- Comment on Missed call 2 weeks ago:
This is the way.
From what I understand there seem to be some sort of lists that mention activity of any given number based on whether you answered a call so I literally never answer if I don’t know the number and now I rarely get a spam call. Like maybe 4-5 times in a year. My number is probably flagged as inactive or something on these lists.
- Comment on Sony and Bandai Namco announce generative AI collaboration to find how the tech can "effectively contribute to realising a creator's vision" 2 weeks ago:
The “Creator:”
The CEOs.
Trashslops Great Adventures!
Credits: Bob Richman. Eric Toomuchmoney. The end.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 2 weeks ago:
So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn’t know that already.
MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Reich wing men: kill all the leftist pedos!
Reich wing men: 25 is ancient!
…Hmmm…
- Comment on that's right 5 weeks ago:
The remaining pixels?
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 5 weeks ago:
False advertisement. I would not support this company and their deceptive packaging. I did not receive blue milk, it was boring ass white milk from a cow, not blue raspberry milk.
- Comment on Some folks might call me a dreamer 5 weeks ago:
At this rate GTA 7 will release before GTA 6
- Comment on today's massive sunspot looks like a dancing gorilla cmv 5 weeks ago:
Close, but the line underneath them is a skateboard. It’s a gorilla doing a kickflip
- Comment on "Absolute Cinema" said Peter Magyar, newly elected Prime Minister of Hungary, when turning towards the press 5 weeks ago:
I think it’s mostly a streamer thing. At least the only time I’ve ever seen it is when people put it in the chats of streams.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
All this time it was hidden marketing for their wonderful clothing line, depicted in the image above.
Bear and Stein fashion.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 1 month ago:
Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…
- Comment on didnt do it 1 month ago:
I think shredding them and ensuring they’re mixed with everything right after cooking helps, but I never eat it right from the crockpot so it could just be reabsorbing the spiced liquid as it cools in the fridge that is doing the trick.
