Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's a "patience" building exercise? 1 day ago:
Also, we’re not calling it a bowel movement, it’s a Bodily Cleansing Event.
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 6 days ago:
Where’s Ken M when you need them.
I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”
- Comment on Buttcoin 6 days ago:
Literally the opposite for me…
I bought at 7k and listened to my family telling me it’s a scam and I’d be the idiot left holding the bag when everyone sold off so I sold at like 15k or something, I don’t remember exactly what. Double, sure, but every time I see that 100k I get so mad for listening to them…
- Comment on Who wants cake? 1 week ago:
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- Comment on Good question tbh 1 week ago:
Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We’d all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol
- Comment on One year ago, Donald Trump took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself. 1 week ago:
Hey come on there’s no need to lie here.
They wagged their fingers at him and said “No! Bad Trump!” Then sat down, completely out of ideas.
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 2 weeks ago:
It’s “my party” as in: I hold my nose, disgusted at the fact they’re the only viable option until we change the voting system, but am fully aware they’re 90% shit and do dumbass fucking things like “make the same person Republicans wanted as a justice be an attorney general responsible for holding Trump accountable.”
Doesn’t change the fact that Mitch McFuck is a piece of shit that has no standards other than “whatever gets me more power.”
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 2 weeks ago:
Under Obama II, Mitch McConnell succeeded in preventing liberal justices to be confirmed in the Senate, leaving a notorious psychopath/narcissistic sociopath to fill 3 conservative justices in a single term, despite being one of the least popular presidents of all time.
I still rage thinking about this…
Obama: Scalia dies in the beginning of the election year and Mitch McFuck says “it’s too close to the election, we need to let the people decide.”
Trump: Ginsberg dies WHILE MAIL IN VOTING IS HAPPENING and Mitch McFuck rams through a nomination…
God I hate that piece of shit.
- Comment on Help, I'm already addicted XD 2 weeks ago:
Currently it’s still very much early access. The basic loop is gather materials, build work benches, gather better materials with better tools, upgrade work benches.
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 2 weeks ago:
Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”
- Comment on We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages 3 weeks ago:
I did and the results were kinda hilarious.
I was working as a technician at the time and went to a theater I wasn’t familiar with, I needed to use the bathroom and saw a few people cleaning so I asked them if the knew where the bathroom was.
“No ingles, no ingles!”
Oh good I can try my Spanish! “Donde estas el bano?”
“No ingles, no ingles!”
…but I’m speaking Spanish now… Lol
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 3 weeks ago:
Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.
- Comment on Protein bar 4 weeks ago:
🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶
- Comment on m a g m a 5 weeks ago:
