Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
all have the option to connect to the internet
Hey and soon in NY that means you’ll need to have your face scanned or give your government ID to your microwave or you won’t be allowed to use it!
Yay future! … /wrist
- Comment on What’s the endgame? 2 days ago:
He always goes just one step too far for me and makes blanket assumptions that only serve to “prove” his point.
Once he did the whole “mark of the beast, microchip you, brand you” and the Freemasons bit I remember from my conspiracy theory days 20 years ago I just groaned… In videos previously he just ended with “oh btw this is a war for control of global human consciousness.” Like come on man…
I know he’s making predictions, but too many times he says x,y,z will happen because it’s their only choice when it isn’t. A student even asked him why can’t the US just claim victory and back out and he claims the entire economy would collapse and Iran would become the leader of the Middle East. Major doubt there. Another time he mentioned Israel wants the us to collapse so they can be the big dog in the middle east, but again, how does that make and sense? Israel can just keep using us as they have been forever to do their heavy lifting and keep shoveling money at them.
I find his videos are like 70% nodding in agreement or at least saying ok that make a bit of sense and 30% like what the actual fuck man, stop watching YouTube conspiracy videos…
- Comment on I'm home sick today. Stomach bug. Feel like shit. Cheer me up with memes please! 2 days ago:
- Comment on you won't regret it 3 days ago:
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 3 days ago:
My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala
- Comment on After killing Ali Khamenei why doesn’t the US attack Mojtaba Khamenei? 4 days ago:
I saw a headline the other day that his “base” was attacked, so I think they are trying to kill him.
- Comment on love venn diagrams🫶 4 days ago:
Ahh yes the Entertain Dog (homo dog) lol
- Comment on meirl 5 days ago:
I mean you never know when you’ll need a spare set of bones. It’s smart to keep an extra set of bones in the trunk of your car along with some emergency equipment, ropes, and a shovel.
- Comment on Other guys never notice 6 days ago:
They’re all missing the horse jumping competition in the background! They almost cleared 5 people!
- Comment on guys its fries it was always fries 1 week ago:
I dip my sweet and sour dip in the frosty! Don’t tell me not to double dip. I’ll dip my dip and dip the burger in that after! Then I’ll throw it all away because I ruined perfectly good Wendy’s food.
I need to stop doing that…
- Comment on These RAM prices are out of hand 1 week ago:
Jesus Christ that’s pretty much what I bought last year for like $200 or something…
- Comment on update 1 week ago:
The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I’m ready to begin casting all over the place.
- Comment on Writing something, how would you describe his sleeping “expression”? 1 week ago:
Or disinterested, bored, depending on the greater context even possibly dejected.
- Comment on Writing something, how would you describe his sleeping “expression”? 1 week ago:
Yeah that sounds pretty light lol
I’m definitely not a writer, but “Fallen into a deep sleep, his face expressionless, a light snore escaped (escapes?) him” sounds nice to me.
I envy your confidence in writing! Every time I tried I get like 2 sentences down and immediately think “who the fuck am I to be writing something thinking anyone should even care to read this?” Lol
- Comment on Writing something, how would you describe his sleeping “expression”? 1 week ago:
That’s a tough one because there isn’t an expression there at all, it’s almost completely “blank” or neutral. There isn’t anything that would hint towards enjoyment to say it’s peaceful or even calm. It seems almost like a deep sleep, I might even describe it as “a sleep so deep they were devoid of expression.”
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 week ago:
39/M/No longer on AOL.
:P
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 week ago:
Try 4 years with no end in sight lol
- Comment on Americans: How the hell do you meet new people or get into relationships after college? 1 week ago:
I don’t. Been single for almost 10 years now. Tried online dating for 8 of those 10 years with absolutely no luck. Made things worse by renting a garage “apartment” so I could live closer to my job which is way out in old rich people land…
So I just gave up and accepted that I’ll be single living in someone else’s garage/basement until I decide I’ve had enough and walk deep into the woods somewhere to “flip the off switch” as it were.
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 2 weeks ago:
He can be correct in that due to fucking Congress being like “it’s ok, if it’s just a quick murder of civilians, and captures of leaders, then it isn’t an act of war it’s just a “special operation” so it doesn’t count.”
… /wrist
- Comment on Accept your appearance and impress others with your soul 2 weeks ago:
Reason #382627542 I had to stop using online dating sites lol
- Comment on I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? 2 weeks ago:
“I fixed the economy. You’re all rich now.”
“Iran is going to kill us all if you don’t let me glass the whole area for
Isrealour safety.”“The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America.”
“Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It’s too much winning for them.”
- Comment on Next round on you! 2 weeks ago:
“umm… Yes?”
- Comment on Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself. 2 weeks ago:
I was too busy evacuating my colon
Ahhh, a reenactment of the state of the union then.
- Comment on Thilk 3 weeks ago:
I think I messed up, I shook instead of whipped and got moose
- Comment on Can we use vulgarities in a post? I don't mean like the N word or something. I was going to ask in my sub what are some slur/or common speech that americans don't get bu brits do? 3 weeks ago:
Is it true that fanny is vulgar to you guys in the way cunt is to us?
Here in the US it’s an older way to refer to a butt and is seen as more polite than saying “ass”, and we also have a pouch we call a fanny pack. I’ve heard that’s quite humourous to say elsewhere.
Fanny pack:
- Comment on How possible is it that Trump is doing some "insider trading" regarding the possible Iran strike in Polymarket? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you 4 weeks ago:
I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.
They had the confidence to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.
- Comment on Where is the love? 4 weeks ago:
Oof. You didn’t have to hit me baby one more time.
- Comment on Sick days 4 weeks ago:
My coworker with sick days: I don’t want to waste them, I want to go on a month vacation so I’m coming in sick and getting you all sick.
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 4 weeks ago:
Little column a, little column b
