I know an average dick joke but it’s mean
Straight up spiritual
Submitted 1 month ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Mourning wood.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 month ago
I keep people guessing. Need something big and heavy? Try my dick! Need something short and thin? Try my dick! They both make my wife roll her eyes, so I might as well use them.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
They both make my wife roll her eyes
Like my dick!
cageythree@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Yea exactly. Both variants are funny in their own way. And I don’t think anybody thinks that someone who’s doing a big/small dick joke is seriously referring to their actual size.
melfie@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Classic pick-up line: my pecker length is 3 standard deviations from the mean. Wanna find out which direction?
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How do you like girls who make dick jokes about themselves? 👀
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest
errer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ohhh lordy here come the ectoplasm!
RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Beverly Crusher has entered chat.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Can’t really joke about something that’s hard to see
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Mystic Dicky, is that you?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
I see dead dicks.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Real Gs do both
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To keep ther expectations low, everything bigger than an inch is big.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
!cropbot
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hakase@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Thank you. I don’t need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not to laugh at a social media post.
zeejoo@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
But then how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!?! ^^^/s^^^
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Goes in the same category as the ones with the ‘I’m crying with laughter’ emoji.
It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.
Alberat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i do for this post… what does it mean?
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
thank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I read this and just spit the ghost dick out of my mouth.
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I was literally just about to do this to the original. Thank you for saving me the time :D