Thia better not awaken anything in me

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Also me:

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  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Spooked ya

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• X@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

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• owsei@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

  He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

  Junior, naked, on a small plastic basket filled with Miojo, a cheap brand of instant noodles

  Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• fastfomo7@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Since when is playing with food a kink?

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, you sweet summer child.

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anything is a kink to someone

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    • Gathorall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Though this a weird question to some degree. Or I guess not because playing with food is so common you kinda have to get weird and overboard with people to count it as a kink.

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  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mmm… Pussghetti. 🤤

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Something something mom’s spaghetti

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• Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. “OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!”

  The posing is not hurting either.

  Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch…

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll stick with drugs.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Def a safer bet.

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6

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• aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This joke is literally in the screenshot

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vaginosis speed run

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That’s just not right.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.

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    • oascany@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      On some days, I hate having eyesight

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    macaroni in a pot

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jesus… thanks for showing me another kink I didn’t know I had

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I see porn studios are throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks…

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The fuck the grown human dog doing?

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