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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by RFK Jr.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason that link is borked on Wikipedia’s end, this should work:
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_the_Vendée#

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by RFK Jr.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (obama_notbad.face) That sums it up quite nicely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by RFK Jr.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you know what community you’re in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by RFK Jr.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This account doesn’t seem to be on the list, but I’m fairly sure an alt might be. So… hooray, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  AFAIK it’s just him reading others’ comments and when he sees ones he dislikes, he says, “>:•( Well, you’re a poopyface, onto the Poopyface List with you!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of us have to work for a living, im not the kind of woman that's given an apartment in Seoul⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey you’re pretty good at this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vroooooom!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If only McLaren brought back the body of the F1 with suitably blistering electrics, I’d overthrow a few small nations to get one…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me as a server⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: 418 I’m a teapot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth and cuck mindset⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  based cuck operator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Freedom isn't free⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what you give that dog here right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black coffee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk.

  Back talk. As in talking back.

  Translation: When I tell you shit, you either agree with the truth I speak, or you shut the fuck up.

  Stars forbid anyone fucking disagree with you and speak their fucking minds. Conversations are one way with you: from you to everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all about finding the right perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [takes a second to yank the peg right at the start. Someone else will win, but not that guy.]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little dehydration Never killed nobody⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a question for the comic’s author.

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  Have a great day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Humans entered the chat*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but that endorphin rush tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little dehydration Never killed nobody⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd: Drinking Fountains

  I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m up to, and I won’t be able to think of a lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨priority queue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically, the reply is later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ariel!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No it’s Schistosoma japonicum cercaria, I can tell bc I’m colorblind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Step aside, post nut clarity, there’s a new clarity in town

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn down for what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  Kaboom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girl: I laid a bunch of eggs in this dark hollow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, a polite “While I do appreciate your interest in me, I must decline.” would’ve sufficed. But I suppose fleeing in abject terror is also an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else dreaming of demoncores?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take it, I’m pretty sure it can be rigged into a human-portable focused death ray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gonna toss this one in here…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Despite all my ham, I am still just a rat in a jam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gonna toss this one in here…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A story as old as, well, something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only we knew the power at our disposal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Knubsy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ☝️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hyponatremia.

  Hypo-, meaning low; -natr- derived from natrium, Latin for sodium; -emia, meaning presence in blood.

  Low sodium presence in blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just hanging with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with an eye, but ten’s overkill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to be gay.