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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ariel!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No it’s Schistosoma japonicum cercaria, I can tell bc I’m colorblind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Step aside, post nut clarity, there’s a new clarity in town

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn down for what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Kaboom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girl: I laid a bunch of eggs in this dark hollow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, a polite “While I do appreciate your interest in me, I must decline.” would’ve sufficed. But I suppose fleeing in abject terror is also an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else dreaming of demoncores?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take it, I’m pretty sure it can be rigged into a human-portable focused death ray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gonna toss this one in here…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Despite all my ham, I am still just a rat in a jam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gonna toss this one in here…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A story as old as, well, something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only we knew the power at our disposal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Knubsy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ☝️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hyponatremia.

  Hypo-, meaning low; -natr- derived from natrium, Latin for sodium; -emia, meaning presence in blood.

  Low sodium presence in blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just hanging with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with an eye, but ten’s overkill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to be gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the thing: you said it’s a crow, no one’s arguing that. But are we sure they aren’t jackdaws? They’re in the same family. Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

  As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

  It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could easily flip the meme by coloring the roller red, keep the gayroller name (or use prideroller, maybe), and swap out the values text

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This cured me of my brief “🤨” expression, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crying emoji⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The butt preggers society apparently didn’t approve of this shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m at a loss for words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I get it! First guy’s answer to the horribly overused meme question “Is it loss?” is to kill second guy, because fuck no, it isn’t loss, goddamit.

  Whew! Here I was, worried that it’d actually be that terrible, terrible meme.

  Do you really need the spoiler?

  The comic clearly references Shia LaBeouf’s Intense Motivational Speech, also known as Just Do It.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wait. You’ll know when.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have a good thing going⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: the FBI won’t text you when they see your phone’s that low on charge. You might need it in case of an emergency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😉 😉⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yummy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[PlayStation] [DRM] Licenses now requires an online check-in every 30 days.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wiki article

  FSF Europe article

  OnSecurity article

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Living cow: i pets moo cow Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds reasonable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  https://noai.duckduckgo.com/ gets rid of that Search Assist AI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you speak my language?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ✋😥🤚 w-what, I–

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I occasionally check out Colbert’s and Kimmel’s YouTube channels, and seeing the kinds of conservative men flagellating themselves in the comments demonstrates this to be eminently true.