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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was told it would be a cultural experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Portable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an amateur propagandist. A hobbyist. Enthusiast, if you will.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨understandable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rite of passage, I’m told.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incel propaganda in my music app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I practically live by the “don’t recommend” options, although recently I’ve started getting “block this video/channel”, which is peculiar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers when you needed a separate "Download Manager" to handle concurrent downloads?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ^ this person downloads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers when you needed a separate "Download Manager" to handle concurrent downloads?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Made the content I downloaded feel more special…

  “Whew, gotta be careful with this one, I’m making two copies. On two floppies!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers when you needed a separate "Download Manager" to handle concurrent downloads?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone forgot to pray to the download gods… and fickle gods they be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name the Band⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Deaf Lepers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relieving oneself over the edge of the ship⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ole Gavin McInnes takin a dildo up the ass to “own teh libs” sure shut me the fuck up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consumerism ahhhhh moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh that is true, it’s not without its flaws.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consumerism ahhhhh moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actual magic. Never see the sponsors, or other such annoyances. Cannot recommend it enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t have to say “tuna fish”. Most don’t, as far as I know. Who are you hanging out with that you think it’s somehow mandatory?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice horsie! 🐎⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Motherfucker, do you see the way I look?! Shit ain’t for the insta, that’s for sure. I’m quite visible to you so you have a long enough time to be getting far the fuck away from me.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Questionning consciousness⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Given that particular meat’s documented history of being able to allow me to operate logically far more frequently than not, I’d generally expect it to do just that, all things considered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is the love?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I don’t know why you’re not there,

  I give you my love, but you don’t care

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1.21 gigawatts!? 1.21 gigawatts… Great scott…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bit rude, innit?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oi u got a loicense fer that groipe mate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silver linings?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go for it! By all means. I just picked up on it as a kid listening to commercials that had some dude speaking the fine print really fast, and I guess it stuck, somehow. Never thought much of it, but occasionally getting accused of being an AI is pretty funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silver linings?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, but apparently I’m pretty good at it lol I definitely have an “informal” method of typing, but I’ve always been fairly good at emulating legalese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you’d better start training, hey?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silver linings?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any place a bucket can be kept where it’s likely to be within reach should suffice. The bucket doesn’t necessarily need to be dedicated for the purpose of the capturing, and subsequent immediate disposal of puke, since it will ostensibly get cleaned after each puke (but this depends upon the puker.)

  One may have the chance to preemptively stage the puke bucket if the signals of an inbound puke are such that prestaging becomes feasible.

  It is worth noting that even the most optimal placement of the puke bucket does not guarantee it’s purpose being adequately fulfilled, as the potentially suddenly violent nature of the puke may altogether prevent any use of the bucket at all.

  Hope that clears up some things!

  ~If the It should be noted that past successes of the puke bucket do not guarantee future performance.~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silver linings?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Additional step for cleaning bucket added.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silver linings?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Puke in a bucket.
  2. Dump bucket of puke into toilet.
  3. Feel better not putting your face into a toilet while puking.
  4. EZPZ
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he's all in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he’s all in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most people don't know⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And there’s a cute lil fungus controlling the ant! Life’s amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Form over function⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For guaranteed extra performance, get a student machinist to mill Z3 vents on the tops of the pistons. Less aero drag means pistons reciprocate faster, faster pistons means more powah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my toxic trait⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No stranger to this type of icebreaker, I usually reasons with “Yeah, I’ve had a meter of my spine removed. No anesthesia.” 😘