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- Comment on Smug bastard 1 day ago:
No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Doctor. Now.
- Comment on Don't be so quick to judge 2 weeks ago:
Have you sincerely and cheerfully wished your multibillion dollar corporation landlord a happy and prosperous birthday, and have you gratefully and bravely remitted no less than three (3) months of your (useless to you) money?
No?
You’re what’s wrong with society.
- Comment on I couldn't have articulated better 2 weeks ago:
Accordion to the post, there’s something I’m supposed to get, but I don’t see it. Oh well.
- Comment on So true 2 weeks ago:
I had to commandeer several supercomputers and more than a few ai datacenters, but I figured it out
- Comment on And Miss The Opportunity To Tap That Ass? 2 weeks ago:
Not even merging neutron stars can approach the mental gymnastics of the religious. Magnetars all be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it.”
- Comment on And Miss The Opportunity To Tap That Ass? 2 weeks ago:
Well shit, I sure fuckin hope so. Better be some dopeass fuckin primo certain powers, too, right up there with the motherfuckin seraphim and shit. None of that “shooting spaghetti out of my fingertips” horseshit. If you’re being rude, I can shoot a laser out of my cock.
- Comment on My 23 year (so far) experience with Linux distrohopping since first install 2 weeks ago:
‘Tis better to yeet than be yoted.
- Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 3 weeks ago:
For some reason that link is borked on Wikipedia’s end, this should work:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_the_Vendée# - Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 3 weeks ago:
(obama_notbad.face) That sums it up quite nicely.
- Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 3 weeks ago:
Do you know what community you’re in?
- Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 3 weeks ago:
Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 3 weeks ago:
This account doesn’t seem to be on the list, but I’m fairly sure an alt might be. So… hooray, maybe.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 3 weeks ago:
AFAIK it’s just him reading others’ comments and when he sees ones he dislikes, he says, “>:•( Well, you’re a poopyface, onto the Poopyface List with you!”
- Comment on Some of us have to work for a living, im not the kind of woman that's given an apartment in Seoul 3 weeks ago:
Hey you’re pretty good at this
- Comment on Vroooooom! 4 weeks ago:
If only McLaren brought back the body of the F1 with suitably blistering electrics, I’d overthrow a few small nations to get one…
- Comment on Me as a server 5 weeks ago:
Me:
418 I’m a teapot - Comment on Growth and cuck mindset 5 weeks ago:
based cuck operator
- Comment on Freedom isn't free 1 month ago:
what you give that dog here right now
- Comment on Black coffee 1 month ago:
everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk.
Back talk. As in talking back.
Translation: When I tell you shit, you either agree with the truth I speak, or you shut the fuck up.
Stars forbid anyone fucking disagree with you and speak their fucking minds. Conversations are one way with you: from you to everyone else.
- Comment on It's all about finding the right perspective 1 month ago:
[takes a second to yank the peg right at the start. Someone else will win, but not that guy.]
- Comment on A little dehydration Never killed nobody 1 month ago:
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 1 month ago:
Yeah but that endorphin rush tho
- Comment on A little dehydration Never killed nobody 1 month ago:
Relevant xkcd: Drinking Fountains
I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m up to, and I won’t be able to think of a lie.
- Comment on priority queue 1 month ago:
Technically, the reply is later
- Comment on Ariel! 2 months ago:
No it’s Schistosoma japonicum cercaria, I can tell bc I’m colorblind
- Comment on Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend 2 months ago:
Step aside, post nut clarity, there’s a new clarity in town
- Comment on Turn down for what 2 months ago:
Kaboom.
- Comment on Girl: I laid a bunch of eggs in this dark hollow 2 months ago:
I mean, a polite “While I do appreciate your interest in me, I must decline.” would’ve sufficed. But I suppose fleeing in abject terror is also an option.
- Comment on What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond 2 months ago:
I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.
