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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Freedom isn't free⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  what you give that dog here right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black coffee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk.

  Back talk. As in talking back.

  Translation: When I tell you shit, you either agree with the truth I speak, or you shut the fuck up.

  Stars forbid anyone fucking disagree with you and speak their fucking minds. Conversations are one way with you: from you to everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all about finding the right perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [takes a second to yank the peg right at the start. Someone else will win, but not that guy.]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little dehydration Never killed nobody⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a question for the comic’s author.

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  Have a great day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Humans entered the chat*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but that endorphin rush tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little dehydration Never killed nobody⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd: Drinking Fountains

  I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m up to, and I won’t be able to think of a lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨priority queue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically, the reply is later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ariel!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No it’s Schistosoma japonicum cercaria, I can tell bc I’m colorblind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step aside, post nut clarity, there’s a new clarity in town

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn down for what⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Kaboom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girl: I laid a bunch of eggs in this dark hollow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, a polite “While I do appreciate your interest in me, I must decline.” would’ve sufficed. But I suppose fleeing in abject terror is also an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else dreaming of demoncores?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take it, I’m pretty sure it can be rigged into a human-portable focused death ray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gonna toss this one in here…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Despite all my ham, I am still just a rat in a jam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gonna toss this one in here…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A story as old as, well, something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only we knew the power at our disposal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Knubsy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ☝️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay hydrated, folks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hyponatremia.

  Hypo-, meaning low; -natr- derived from natrium, Latin for sodium; -emia, meaning presence in blood.

  Low sodium presence in blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just hanging with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with an eye, but ten’s overkill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like salting a slug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to be gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the thing: you said it’s a crow, no one’s arguing that. But are we sure they aren’t jackdaws? They’re in the same family. Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

  As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

  It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could easily flip the meme by coloring the roller red, keep the gayroller name (or use prideroller, maybe), and swap out the values text

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This cured me of my brief “🤨” expression, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crying emoji⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The butt preggers society apparently didn’t approve of this shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m at a loss for words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I get it! First guy’s answer to the horribly overused meme question “Is it loss?” is to kill second guy, because fuck no, it isn’t loss, goddamit.

  Whew! Here I was, worried that it’d actually be that terrible, terrible meme.

  Do you really need the spoiler?

  The comic clearly references Shia LaBeouf’s Intense Motivational Speech, also known as Just Do It.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wait. You’ll know when.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have a good thing going⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: the FBI won’t text you when they see your phone’s that low on charge. You might need it in case of an emergency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😉 😉⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.